Boys and girls, it's time for a Sup Forums RISK thread!

Boys and girls, it's time for a Sup Forums RISK thread!
Pick your nation's name and color and starting point.
Your posts should include your nation's name as well as your direction of expansion.

Bump.
Come on assholes, try to have fun outside of the endless shit threads that fill Sup Forums

>Dick Kickem Kingdom
>Purple
>Starts in Hungary
>Expand southeast

Why'd you have to waste dubs, mang?
>Dick Kickem Kingdom

Dick Kickem Kingdom is currently leading with a whopping 5 territories
Can any stand to oppose this would-be world leader?

>Dick Kickem Kingdom
>Keep expanding southeast

OP joins the battle as the Nazi Boiz and claims Berlin as his capital.
The DKK expands eastward toward the land of poor genes and poorer economies

>Othion Empire
>Starts in Greece
>Expands north

Color blue

Dark blue.

Republic of Akko!

Don't deny Jerusalem looks tempting to conquer...
>Dick Kickem Kingdom
>Go southeast

Starts in Scotland expands to england

Cool! Where do you start?
>Dick Kickem Kingdom

Stinky Russia
Starts in Moscow color Brown
It will expand north west towards Saint Petersburg.

FUCK, I wasted 'em!
>Dick Kickem Kingdom

Scotland!

Stinkey Russia continues the advance towards Saint Petersburg with an army of T-80 Tanks.

Othionians change their way.
We are going for Turkey! FULL CHARGE!

Only one expansion per turn, Rusky.
>Dick Kickem Kingdom

The advance continues. Our main goal is to capture Saint Petersburg.
S. Russia>Unclaimed

Fuck.

Gentlemen, save your posts. One turn per each post of the map.
>Republic of Akko lands in dirty scotland
>Nazi Boiz advance north
>Othion Empire lands in Greece, can't handle the ocean
>DKK expands southeast
>Dirty Russians continue to kick migrants out

Rolling to invade Wales

my pink Fagcity will start spreading from that Finnish island, Marienhamn and it spreads in to Finland

>Republic of fucking Chad
>Yellow
>Starts in Tunisia
>Expands west

Who the fuck are you?
>Dick Kickem Kingdom
>Expand southwest

S.Russia continues the advance to Lenin- I mean Saint Petersburg but with more Vodka and T-80s.

>Othionians
Now go for Turkey!

Scratch Wales, the republic will expand further into Scotland until it borders with england

Keep expanding south

Reformed Roman Republic rebuilds itself in Rome. We advance south toward Sicily.

Dark Green Color

The country of green shit starts towards africa with dark green as their color.

Ah Rome.
I was an Italian general that lead two Partisan rebellions against the occupying Japanese.
I request an alliance between our two nations.

I am Stinkey Russia btw

Alright nevermind, other user already took dark green
I'll take normal green

Play a risky move and send ships to go Northwest towards Iceland.

(Republic of Akko)

Starts on the island of sardinia

Also send ships towards Norway, I need some territory their too.

(Republic of Akko)

Things have become chaotic in the world as well as the thread Nazi Boiz hosts.
Chill your tits and remember the rules
>One move per post of the map, respond to map
>Include your NAME and EXPANSION DIRECTION
Republic of Akko continues to aggravate the Nazi Boiz, threatening a nuke

orange
Paris
New Napoleonic Nation

Gonna expand south again. I gotta get to England

Dangit, republic of akko ^

>Republic of fucking Chad
>Expands west

Fuck it, I'll go with my original plan.
>Dick Kickem Kingdom
>Expand eastward

Stinkey Russia makes it to Saint Petersburg and purges the filthy Finns that live in the country side, if more territory is able to be annexed then we expand into Estonia

Finally!
>Dick Kickem Kingdom

Keep sending ships, this time southwest towards North Ireland.

(Republic of Akko)

>Othion Empire
Continuing to Turkey!

Rolling for more territory south. I need to get on that thing with England.

(Republic of Akko)

>The NNN begins it's downfall in Paris, ready to wave the white flag yet again
>Repuglyc of Uggo continues pissing off Nazi Bois by not posting correctly and trying to steal turns
>The Melanin-Enriched Chad continues his westward expansion, in search of his desert riches
>The DKK continues his flawless eastward expansion
>Othion Empire advances towards Turkey in search of snacks, will it be his downfall?
>Nazi Boiz continues reclaiming the Germanic peoples' land

Imma keep it goin'!
>Dick Kickem Kingdom
>Go eastward

>Fucking Chad
>Send ships to Sicily to melaninize all the people

NNN expands towards southern France.

For the snacks we go!
I am not stoping untill Turkey is mine.
>Othion Empire
Go east yet again

New additions welcome?

>dubs
Thats what i like to see

S Russia purged the Finnish in Petersburg and replace them with Russians. The city is renamed Stink. Petersburg and we begin to expand towards Estonia, Tallin

Take all of Estonia and if possible all of Latvia.

Republic of Akko reaches Norway, rolling for some territory there.

>Fucking Chad
the man has dubs

That should mean I'm in.

Dubs wills it.

>The DKK continues his eastward expansion, possibly in search of his filthy inbred maiden from Ukraine
>The Chad takes a strip to France in hopes of liberating the whites from there oppressive skin color
>NNN Continues it's white-flagged march to reclaim France
Some people continue to not post, thus giving up their position!
Pick your nation, color, and read the rules. I'll give you 25 slots to start

Green Shit moves north

Revised post, turns apply to next post, as Akko was skipped

Now THAT'S a fun OP!
>Dick Kickem Kingdom
>Keep going eastward

Expanding south in progress... England shall be mine.

(Republic of Akko)

NNN expands towards Belgium

>Othion Empire
Lets go north for a bit and then Ill come back for Turkey.
Expand towards Macedonia and Albania!

The House Harkonnen
Grey or black (not picky)
Start around Spain I suppose

>Fucking Chad
Expands up through Calabria

K then.
S. Russia continues to expand into the Baltics (Estonia) With Tallin secured we move out into the last provinces of Estonia (If I can still annex provinces then annex the Latvian borders)

Romans, march south to meet the Ouch Empire

Hey, do you think the Stinky Russians would threaten you if you expanded into Turkey and West Asia?
If that's the case, we'd be more than happy to back you up.
>Dick Kickem Kingdom.

>Green Shit slowly creeps northward into previously assumed abandoned Roman land
>Dick Kickem continues his eastward descent into madness
>Akko marches into england, saying something about cute witches through loudspeakers
>Chad continues his endless melanin-induced march
>Russia rolling around in vodka and ushankas
>Othonians are doing some weird shit
>Romans meet Chad for the first clash of the match

Expand south with the territory in Norway.

(Republic of Akko)

Green Shit moves north west

I HAVE MY METHODS
>Dick Kickem Kingdom
>Chug along eastward

My apologies, not updating every civ. Kind of late and fairly drunk
All turns since last post will be applied next post

>Othion Empire
As far as I can see he is all about Northen Europe, but I thing we should work together regardless we are alone in Southeastern Europe.

NNN takes Picardy

The House Harkonnen sends it's troops southward into Africa, keeping to the northern coast.

>Fucking Chad
>Goes to war with RRR

S. Russia here
Looks like I didn't gain any land but idc.
We continue the expansion into Estonia throwing vodka bottles at he locals. Some of the elderly can be heard screaming "It's the USSR! Get NATO!"

>Othion Empire
0 is 14 not 5 territory hm.
Go north I want more of that.

They're gonna head southward eventually. Keep Georgia in mind.
>Dick Kickem Kingdom

>S. Russia
I don't mind you guys expanding into Asia.
I only want my piece in the Caucasus
Heck I'm even willing to ally you two.
What do you guys say?

Keep expanding south in England..

(Republic of Akko)

...

Fuck off nigger

>Roman Empire Speaking to OUCH Empire

I meet you on good terms, OUCHians. Bend your knee to the Roman Empire and be not enslaved by our might.

Get and stay past the Nazi Boyz, and then we'll talk.
What the fuck are these? Are you OP?
>Dick Kickem Kingdom

>Othion Empire
Alliance that holds Russia, Eastern Europe and Balkans. I like the idea.

>Shit gets real between Chad and Rome
>Akko marches into culturally enriched nu-England with broom in hand and hat on head
>Russians achieve great victory in Estonia through vodka and ammunition
>Othonians do things
>Harkonnen goes to Africa seeking Chad's Enrichment
>Nazi Boiz havn't done shit in a while, making attributions correctly

Whatcha gonna do about ?
>Dick Kickem Kingdom
>Eastward we go

House Harkonnen spreads it's influence across northern Africa, not encroaching too close to Chad lands.

Keep going south of Sweden.

>Republic of Akko

>S. Russia
With Estonia secured we move southwards into Latvia (Ignoring those little Islands in Estonia) With our ultimate goal of making it to Kaliningrad.

>Othion Empire
Going north from my original Greece territory now. I want to meet my other part of the territory on north.

>Fucking Chad keeps attacking RRR
We will kill every single white-washed Roman! And not just the men, but the women and children too!

>Othion Empire
DKK what are your plans about south and territory around Serbia?