Tinder thread that will deliver for every dubs

tinder thread that will deliver for every dubs

let us start off with this one

Hey you fat fuck

Kek I win

Bitch are you fuckin pregnant?

hot.

sit on my face pls

thanks for that

so close to dubs, im a geneous god

Have you ever placed broom against the wall, laid down on plastic bags, put lubed end in the ass and placed feet on the other end to keep it in place while you fuck your ass by bending legs in knees? I love this feeling, it's almost like if someone else would fuck you. I also like to rape my nipples at the same time using spit and fingers.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Spank me like a dirty nigger

that was such a nice post

like that?

Eat my ass softly like my dad

Hey, I saw you on tinder and wanted to see if you'd like me to rape you. I know you address and everything. :) LOL See-ya soon.

It's a nice convo starter.

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hmmm

aand there

why the hoe on tinder if she has a bf lmao

Beat my ads until I nuuuuuut. I can rape him too if you'd like.

When we are married, I will beat you occasionally with my hand, or a light whip. You must not be upset. It is not because you have done anything wrong, it is because it gives me sexual pleasure."

Tell him there's always room for one more.

she one of them weirdos

Whats correct etiquette for who does the first rimjob?

Tell her I would prefer your dad or boyfriend but you look enough like a guy so its fine

Damn she could be the boyfriend and girlfriend lmao

i feel like ill be unmatched soon :/

>demisexual

WTF does this even mean?

It means she has a mental handicap

most of them have just unmatched me so far

it means her dates are featuring Dante from the devil may cry series.

pfffhhhh :Ddd

apparently it means they wont bang unless they form some kind of emotional connection with you first

As if I'm scared of some cuckold that watches his gf fuck men from tinder

sorry too late

sö mäny ääää's
dö yöu reälly üse metäl ümläüts in älmöst every wörd, änd öften even 3 ör 4 öf them?
nö wönder nööne cän leärn this längüäge äs ä nön-finn

Haiiiii xD youre like so cute! But um if you want to go out can my friend fuck you while I watch? Hez hot! Dont worry, pls get back to me. Baii~

I’m going to take you to TGI Friday’s and stick a chicken wing in your pussy

that was good one

My mom said when I have sex for the first time she has to watch to make sure I do it right is that fine with you?

like you wöuld häve to leärn finnish änywäys

im gonna use this in real convo one day, i promise

oh actual dubs for once

My mom always told me i would never have sex with a real woman. Look at me now mom. About to get my dick wet. Fuck you mom. Burn in hell.

can i see your cunthole please

My man

this one even gave me superlike so hope she likes me after this

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im sorry for our loss but she unmatched too

Smack me around with your tits, babe

super rare dubs again

OP you are a brave solider

thank you user, your support is appreciated

Today op was not a faggot, Nice job dude,. I kek'd hard itt

To anyone:

Torille sunnuntain?

I'm interested in tying you up, blindfolding you and whipping your skin and pour candlewax on it.

Got plans for the weekend?

If you have daddy-issues, let's meet up on Saturday

I want to eat your ass like an empty yoghurt pot

What's the ideal dick size?