If you could hop in a time machine and go back for one day and hook up with anyone from the past, who would it be...

If you could hop in a time machine and go back for one day and hook up with anyone from the past, who would it be? Pic related. Debbie Harry (Circa 1970)

Cleopatra, pussy game so strong it's still known millennia later

Yeah, I guess. I'd be like a blind date though.

Anne Frank. Give her something to put in her diary.

I'd give her something, but she wouldn't be putting it in her diary.

shameless self bump

Fuck...Debbie Harry is so hot. Such a sweet dirty mouth.

Marie Antoinette

Dear diary,

Today i met a faggot with a little penis. He is into ponys and furry porn.

the end.

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Are you me?! I cannot fucking believe you beat me to it. I want to lick the sweat from her body

i love her dude

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So do I brother. Respect.

Audrey Hepburn

I'm fucking deeeeeead. Trips checked

>757342775
I second this

Elinor Donahue

These two look similar

Cindy Crawford

Vivian Leigh

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Without her corsets and mascara I think you'd be unpleasantly surprised.

goddammit you beat me to it.

>Give her something to put in her diary.
Keked.

Who is she?

Have had a thing for Louise de Broglie, the Countess d'Haussonville, for a long time.
Can't explain it.
You either see it or you don't, I guess.
Gorgeous.

lol

little thick, but i'd hit it

Just googled this. Not unpleasant. Not surprised.

Yeah she a thickie I'd hit that too respect

Bad news, her dad edited it after. She wrote about fapping. No joke.

3rd this. Without doubt the best example of cute, class and innocent beauty.

I like the skinny chicks.

>classy
you know she probably took it in the pooper at some point

Audrey is without a doubt one of the sexiest women to work in film

I fucking hope so

ITT: People with mental disorders pretending they would have a chance with dead people out of their league.

Drew Barrymore

Don't have any fantasies, Chad?

Yes, around 1980.

yeah, i live them

*tips fedora*

tits or GTFO

She was so fuckable in ET.

THIS

lol wrong. she was a natural beauty.

Young Helen Mirren

Jane Austen
We'd have tea at her place, she'd seduce me with her wit and humour.
Sunshine and songbirds outside, no cars to make ugly noises, no locks on the doors, fresh cuts flowers in the vase by her bed, down pillows and cool cotton sheets over a wool mattress that would re-radiate our body heat as we lay entangled in each other afterward...it would be glorious.

I'd fuck her tomorrow if she'd let me.

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femanon?

it's hanged.

I'd fuck the virgin mary before God got the chance

I have a great 1969 film production of A Midsummer Night's Dream starring her (and a young Judi Dench), and Mirren is just gorgeous. Not surprising she looks hot at 70 or whatever she is today.

outta my way you fuckin plebs.

fuck no, I'm a dude...but I like where you're going with that fantasy

She looks like a hotter Jenna Coleman.

Young Kennedi Clements

God yes! Ever see the movie Irreversible?

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>Irreversible
not the whole thing, if you get my meaning.

>YWN have sex with a 17 Audrey Hepburn in exchange for a pack of cigarettes and some chocolate.

My mom.

Damn dude, she's 11. To each their own I guess.

I do indeed my Sup Forumsro. I do indeed.

This bitch right here

We all have it's about raep

Please share, or offer further info on where to find this particular play.

Shakespeare bump.

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Ah i see you are a connoisseur. Monica at the time of malena.

> mfw when this fucking movie is responsible for half of europe having an ss fetish

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You gonna go, go Big!

Who woulda thunk a decade later she'd be a train wreck. But yeah, this is Lindsey in her prime.

I got it on iTunes.
A Midsummer Night's Dream 1969 (Shakespeare, obviously)
Starring: Helen Mirren, Judi Dench, Ian Hom, Ian Richardson, etc

Great production, a bit of a groovy '60's/'70's sensibility to it.
The 1999 Midsummer Night's Dream production, with Christian Bale, Michelle Pfeiffer, Calista Flockhart, Kevin Kline, Stanley Tucci, is really fucking good, too.

Shakespeare knew what he was doing, That boy was a genius.

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thanks for noticing. she's incredible in malena

Your mom

Thank you user, much appreciated.

Duly noted for the chicks, and for Shakespeare. I've been getting more into his plays lately. Agreed; the guy was a genius, even if he apparently 'borrowed' ideas.

I already did that son.

>Lindsey Lohan
>ca 1997
and I would take her back a day or so
that way I can make my porn parody of Parent Trap

Electress Sophia of Hanover.

Hamlet, King Lear, Othello, MacBeth, The Tempest, AMND, 12th Night, Much Ado About Nothing - great shit.
Plus, he invented 1700 words that we use today. They don't make 'em like that anymore.

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good taste

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Amen!

Check out Anthony hopkins in Titus (1999). Very awesome and surreal movie. The pie scene in the dining room is superb.

Her, loved her voice even before seeing her looks

2008
Boxxy

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Jenny Agutter

The right answer

Hanoi Jane

Tastes have changed. She was known for having a very fine mustache. Was considered sexy back then. Had a huge ass.

trips, roasted the guy to death, great start for a friday morning

anita ekberg, surprised no one mentioned her

Since OP didn't specify it had to be legal, I pick The Professional-era Natalie Portman.

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my cousin fuck her at a party in Burbank she got shit on his dick and queefed