User

user,
what would you do, if you could do anything ?

have sex with your mom

fuck my ex in front of her new bf

meth

Die

Be the first person to walk on Mars.

Have sex with my 6th grade English teacher. She has the biggest tits and finest ass I've ever seen.

cure my friends cancer

That's a very complicated question.

Discover drug that give you immortality.
Only share it with people I like.

Be happy.

Be extremely gay with as many men as possible

actually not a shit aspiration, good job.

Win the lottery, then not be a retard with the money so I can eternally NEET in pure ecstatic comfort. Maybe have a few guys do it with.

be a musician. raper maybe. like posty

too real dude

gif related, true bliss

>raper

Go back in time to this day last year. Talk my friend out of killing himself.

Lol

You want to suck a cock with 3 of your friends?

Help those in poverty.
Travel.
Meet people.
Settle down.

I would do nothing

It wasn't miss spelled :^)

>another wannabe rapper that can't even spell his job title

Get my mom to bath my dog and give me a handjob

fuck a young boy and a young girl to see which is better

Anything i guess

Kill all Communists

Why don't you have a seat over there?

Kek

become a shemale

Advance every academic field until it's maximum potential; literally finishing/completing all the possible knowledge (fuck the Gettier's problem) of all fields. But just for the curiosity, to expand more about what the fuck is this reality we're in.

Seriously, what the fuck is this

>What is this
It's beyond your comprehension.

you are the most dull, nerdiest faggot on the god damn planet

Lose virginity.

Win the lottery so I can travel and experience lots of culture, food, and pretty sights. Kind of boring, but I've always wanted to travel. I just can't decide on just one place.

If grow that god damn dick and fuck the whore in that picture. Then impregnate every single 10/10 on earth so that my gene pool is in EVERY beautiful person.

Become a "god" and then live out my life ads raping spirits and demons as a hobby while working at a national forest. At which forest I buy, then convert into the largest zoo ever. Becoming my own god damn Noah.

Go on a tour of the solar system, and have the chance to see all the planets with my own eyes

Refine the body
Cultivate the spirit
Reach heaven with my own hands

Do you mean "rapist"?

Lose virginity to her*

Right lol talk bout white n nerdy


We might be Sup Forums but shit were not that dull

everything

Become a loli.

Live in a modern house that looks like a castle. Spend my time reading philosophy and drawing. Also, banging brunette girls between 95 and 125lbs and c-d size boobs.

Fuck a male horse in front of an audience that will clap me and then they will forget everything the next day

fuck a pornstar and get away disease free

...

You two should get together

>fuck a pornstar
>get away disease free
I don't think that's possible even in a fantasy world.

Fuck furries all day

Have something similar to the Tardis and the ability to live without depending on air, food or water

You can wish to do anything - and you wish for something everybody's already done.

Have an actual life.

anything

...

make a machine that creates exact human replicas of anime characters, sell my creations to weeaboos for top dollar and make some waifus for myself

Establish communism. Cure my depression and fear of driving. Get ripped and fuck sluts. Get good at my guitar. Start a retail board games shop. Buy a house.

what the fuck

-Travel in time, past and future when I want

Two chicks at the same time, dude.

I could do anything, if I try

Who are you?

Set up a mansion in Hawaii where there are 10 hot girls in rotation of different ethnicitiesthat I could fuck anytime. Large staff attending to everyneed and holding huge parties.
Basically be bilzerian but with real girls.

cease to exist without causing pain to myself or others (both physical or emotional)

Find a way to easily obtain shrooms and acid

Earn an income to suport my gf and I, get us a house and her a ring on her finger.

Become Rick Sanchez

sorry to hear that man

This

Infinite fucking knowledge

Live in a world created by Brandon Mull or Rick Riordan

Teleport to the edge of the Universe to see whats there and then get fucked by a quasar

WISH FOR MORE WISHES

Gas the kikes

have sex with egirl im orbiting

I'd be the best.

id kiss my best friend on the cheek or forehead

I’d take back my ex and toss her new bf into a fire