Some manlet is gonna make the moon crash into the earth in 72 hours

Some manlet is gonna make the moon crash into the earth in 72 hours

>Singles move time forward 1 hour.
>Dubs go back 5 hours
>Trips go back 12 hours
>Quads bring you back to the first day

There will be bosses / special events coming in.

DAWN OF THE 1ST DAY
72 HOURS REMAIN

Let's see how this goes

Roll for death of humanity

Kill me now moon senpai!Σ( ̄□ ̄;)

69 hours remain

Dang can't wait to die

Rolling for death

Fuck all of you

A WILD BOSS APPEARED!

This nigger's trying to steal some fatty.

>all singles count as two hours forward
>two sets of dubs (in response to this post) will kill him
>trips (regardless of who they're in response to) autokill

BEATING HIM SENDS YOU BACK TO THE DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY

66 hours remain

Rollerino

roll

kill boss pls

rollin

This is really lame. Worse than AM radio lame.

rolllllll

Did somebody say Majora's Mask?

54 hours remain

Fuck him.

That count as two? kek

kill the faggot

52 hours remain

BOOM 1 hit down, 1 to go.

52 hours remain.

'fuck him.'

Let's try that again

Roll

50 hours remain

boom second shot! You defeated Odalwa

You return to the dawn of the first day.

rollirino

>OH NO
>THIS FUCKING FAGGOT JUST STOLE YOUR SWORD AND SKIPPED OFF WITH IT

HOURS COUNT AS DOUBLE UNTIL YOU GET IT BACK!

ONLY DUBS (RESPONDING TO HIM) WILL STOP IT!

TRIPS OR HIGHER (EVEN WITHOUT RESPONDING TO THIS POST) STOP HIM AS WELL.

IF TRIPS OR HIGHER DO RESPOND, YOU GET A PRIZE!

69 hours remain

do we want the moon to crash?

I approve. Let's save earth.

roll

No

YOU BEAT SAKKON! TIME BEGINS TO MOVE NORMALLY AGAIN.

63 HOURS REMAIN

rolll

ROLL my asshole of a cliff on to the biggest dong

FUCK THE WORLD IF QUADS MOVE FORWARD 50 HOURS

roll 44

YOU STUMBLED UPON A FAIRIES FOUNTAIN

BITCH IS GONNA GIVE YOU SOME MAGIC!
ALL POSTS THAT RESPOND TO THIS POST WILL HELP DECIDE WHAT HAPPENS

>IF WE GET FIVE EVENS FIRST YOU WILL BE GRANTED DINS FIRE (allowing an instant kill at the next boss)
>IF WE GET GIVE ODDS FIRST YOU WILL BE GRANTED NAYRUS LOVE (protexting you from the next ten singles)
>IF OYU GET DUBS IN RESPONSE TO THIS, YOU GET FAEORES WIND (lets you return to 72 hours ago)


TRY NOT TO GET ANYTHING HIGHER THAN THAT! THERE MIGHT BE AN UNPLEASANT SURPRISE.

55 hours remain

Hello my name is niggerbean

Dins fire to cleanse.

...

Uh fuck me

...

gas, gas, gas

If trips, kill everyone

YOU RECEIVED FAEORES WIND!

>ACTIVATING FAEORES WIND WILL SEND YOU BACK TO THE DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY (72 HOURS)

>TO ACTIVATE FAEORES WIND, YOU MUST HAVE THREE ANONS REPLY TO THIS POST

try and save it for when you need it! hope no anons ruin this for you!

If dubs, eat beans

41 hours remain

...

Black nigger joining in the fight.

Would be a shame if you lost that wind

Rolllloooo

African nigger

Fuck off Danny Devito.

...

SOME METAL GOAT THING IS HERE!


>Every post NOT RESPONDING TO THIS COUNTS AS 3 HOURS
>singles responding to this post count as 1 hour
>he has ten health points
>singles do 1 damage to him
>dubs heal him by 5.
35 hours remain

He will die.

Fuck you goat nigger

What the fuck dubs can't heal the enemy? >Hunny where's my Goron suit?

I guess it's...

Fone with the wind

>dubs heal by 5 da fuck

Oi faggot try me cunt.

...

hamtaro

FUCK YOU STEVE

get rekt

Deus vult

Cunt

roll

uno mas no dubs get

...

Lucky we killed him before this faggot rolled

we gone need it faggots

Begone THOTS

Fuuuuck
every roll I've gotten so far has been dubs

Twat

Die! Fucking normie! Ree!

You have my singles. Do it, fucking end it. Just do it. Wipe this plague from the galaxy. DO IT!

My dik

time is now 31
goht is now 7

>dubs can't heal the enemy

we change the rules for each boss and event to avoid it becoming too monotonous

69 hours remain goht is now 4

68 hours remain
goht is 3

65 hours remain
goht is 3

64 hours remain goht is 2

63 hours remain goht is 1

62 hours remain GOHT IS DEAD

DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY 72 hours remain

64 HOURS REMAIN

62 HOURS REMAIN

Aw shid

I have killed three bosses. Worship your new god.

dubs get

Well what the fuck is going on in mu quest? Am I saving Malon from aliens?

Ratshit batshit dirty old twot

Me duubbbsss

rollio polio

rolllin

roll'ded

999 get

fuck the moon and fuck the tides

53 hours remain

Hotdog Roll-up

Niggers tongue my anus

...

YOU STUMBLED UPON A FAIRIES FOUNTAIN

BITCH IS GONNA GIVE YOU SOME MAGIC!
ALL POSTS THAT RESPOND TO THIS POST WILL HELP DECIDE WHAT HAPPENS

>IF WE GET FIVE EVENS FIRST YOU WILL BE GRANTED DINS FIRE (allowing an instant kill at the next boss)
>IF WE GET GIVE ODDS FIRST YOU WILL BE GRANTED NAYRUS LOVE (protexting you from the next ten singles)
>IF OYU GET DUBS IN RESPONSE TO THIS, YOU GET FAEORES WIND (lets you return to 72 hours ago)


TRY NOT TO GET ANYTHING HIGHER THAN THAT! THERE MIGHT BE AN UNPLEASANT SURPRISE.

Benis

55 hours remain

FIGHT

Fire

Well fuck it. I'm the hero of time.