Ay user, you're way too drunk to drive. Don't worry bro, I'll drive your gf home safely

>ay user, you're way too drunk to drive. Don't worry bro, I'll drive your gf home safely

e-excuse me we live in that direction

OK. *unfolds the knife*. Thanks for your help, eunuch.

> my gf
Crap, I'm on the wrong website again.

>UK
>cuckpost
like clockwork

Thanks man , I'll take care of yours for the time.

Never thought you Britts are as liberal and fun oriented as us.

>what was that user? can't understand u brah, your so drunk. I'm taking your gf back home with me, she's too wasted. That's cool with u? --- yea sure it is

Thank you so much tyrone, please make sure you inseminate her with your virile kongolese seed so that she may breed many strong kongolese babies with which to slowly eradicate the white race with

how can white bois compete witt that?

WE JUST FUCKING CAN'T!!!!!!!!

Is that Aliaune Damal Bouga Time Bongo Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam?

Damn, he's gotten better with age.

with our bigger brains

W-women prefer smarts over handsome, strong, masculine features r-right???

No, thank you, I don't want my gf to end up dead.

>niggers
>handsome, strong, masculine

>drive
I don't live on some farm though

wow i had no idea that black people are such bros

>me
>having a gf

must be fascinating living in a small country. really, i really do mean that, without a whiff of sarcasm.

b-but i didn't drink nothing..
your comment makes sound sarcastic

T-Tyrone pls
I-I'm man enough to please my women.. r-right???

F L O R I D A

of course dude, women obviously go for the good guys

Just work hard at school :)

>this thread
You guys know at some point it stops looking like ironic shitposting.

>your gf
But I'm gay.

#blackboyswinning

But I have a bf