How do you stop him?

How do you stop him?

>Jason Voorhees
you literally fucking cant

>Capture him
>Tie him up
>Drop pants
>Press my ass on his rotted, zombie face
>Let out a long wet fart to get things started
>Stand over his head and take massive turds over whatever hair he had left
>Eventually his whole head is covered in feces and I don't plan on stopping
>He's convulsing and hurring at me like the angry retard he is
>make him my personal poo poo slave

Godziller

wear his mothers sweater

WATCH IT MOTHRA

cute jap girls
no one can resist that shit

mess with his box office take

wait in my backyard patio with my kabar knife
wait until i see him and cue music on bluetooth speaker
mimic one of my favorite movies like the autist I am
Die a glorious death

Hit him in the head with a light bulb. it sends him fucking flying.

Seduce and fuck his mom then become his overbearing step dad.

He'll be a faggot, pot smoking NEET in no time.

They look like 12 year old girls. Whoever is sexually attracted to "cute jap girls" is, by definition, a pedophile. You sick fuck.

Distract him with your mewvment and
>Go 4 It

dress up like his mom and have sex with him.

Send him in space

let 5 years pass

Rape him

Reboot his franchise

I don't do drugs and have committed no crimes, nor have I disgraced or disturbed his family's resting place.

I will be spared because he is the most bro of all supernatural killers.

And you're a virgin, so you have that going for you also

Keep an eye on him but also keep a good distance so hes stuck in the slowly approaching stage.

>As soon as you look away hes gonna end up in front of you

Better than a machete to the spine

Fuck his mom and look him in the eye and tell him to fuck off because it's ogre!

Take off and nuke the site from orbit. Only way to be sure...

That's not how it works

If I take that mask off, will Jason die?

Tie him up, then rocket to the sun

first, identify your threat: what the fuck IS Jason?

well, it's unclear (zombie? crazy mutant man who raised himself in the woods till he saw his mom decapitated and now kills people indiscriminately when he hears her orders?) but the most likely answer that sort-of fits half the movies and lore is that Jason Voorhees is a Revanant. A supernatural force for revenge that is near impossible to stop.

If this is the case then there are only a few ways to actually stop him. Pamela Voorhees must have used some kind of occult magic to summon Jason - her murders in the first movie were probably part of the ritual to bring him back. Her wishes, part of the spell that animates and motivates him, is to kill everyone near Camp Crystal lake.

So, first rule: NEVER GO NEAR CRYSTAL LAKE. Zone the place off and make sure no one goes near it.

Second: Jason will also kill anyone who tries to stop him from getting revenge. Anyone who has ever been to Crystal Lake he will hunt down to the ends of the earth (the opening of most F13 movies - plus Manhattan) so stay out of his way. Run, stay away from his target and never try to stop him.

You should be safe as long as you never go near the lake and stay far away from anyone who's ever been there after Pamela cast her spell.

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>Zone that place off

Easiest way to make horny, sinning teenagers go to it.

With Best Girl