When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex. Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities . It was over before it even began.
Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about
Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.
THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU ITS OVER
Michael Reyes
thank god people dont actually use the word jock in real life
Colton Ross
My first time was at 14, talk for yourself.
Bentley Scott
But I was just doing this stuff with other guys hell one even stuck around and we live together now
Blake Richardson
Nice bait. The balding fat men with premature kids who never shut up about the good old days, boy am I jealous of those dudes.
Jacob Mitchell
OP IS A FAGGOT
Christian Hill
If you believe that, you peaked in high school. Not that I believe you're serious; you're just shitposting.
My point: don't take it seriously. There are a lot of negative posts like this these days, and I'm afraid many of you might take it to heart. But it's bullshit.
Nolan Smith
you triggered one virgin op not bad for a stale bait
Colton Bailey
See this handy dandy device? Now I can empty my load each morning and focus on making money and pastimes that I like without worrying about sucking up to dumb bitchy women who would only want me for my money anyways.
Michael Anderson
ghahha yeah being young and not making homework just asking strangers to buy alcohol for one and fuck me my gf fucking gf like a fucking rabbits
Andrew Foster
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Michael Green
Listen to this man, he speaks the truth. Im an oldfaq with tons of girls and Exp. and i can only warn you to ruin your lives with the easy way!!
Mason Sanders
It's at least okay to have friends that support you and live heartily with you rather than being friends with people who only befriend you to only for the benefits.
Kayden Jackson
dont bummp this OP is a reposting fagoot thats just trolling
Camden Barnes
>"Jock" >"Football" >"HS"
Thanks god I'm not American and this bullshit doesn't apply here.
Colton Edwards
I was a jock in HS but never got laid. College was way better.
Isaiah Moore
Only a fool walks into the future facing backwards
Daniel Davis
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Grayson Hughes
The daily reminder not to give up?
Christopher Barnes
ITT: OP decides he lost to the Jocks. and we watch.
fuck you, everybody.
Oliver Turner
lol whats wrong op? mad you peaked in HS, take heart. At least this bait wasnt totally stale.
Aaron Ortiz
>cunt the fuck off
Xavier Wood
These posts are as bad as log boys.
Charles Parker
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Parker Turner
truth has been spoken when you missed this, you missed the best life could offer you i suggest start doing Heroin
John Bailey
gh autism squad spoted
Jeremiah Adams
KEKZ , bro I have as a nerd in highschool and I got my first bj at 13 and fucked at 14.
Not even trolling and don't care if you believe me or not.
Also , not this thread again.
Cameron Hernandez
i just wish i was 15 again and could hang all day at my PC playing guild wars and eating pizza. those were the days
Leo Allen
Funny. Because all the people I knew like OP is describing now all have shit jobs, fat wives, 3 kids and look miserable as fuck.
Samuel Morgan
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
