You're with your girl after a successful date and you call a cab

You're with your girl after a successful date and you call a cab

The driver looks at your hoe and says he wanna smash

Also the driver is pic related

Wat do

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aim for that tiny space between his eyes and pull the trigger. I'm a cop ama

Id call him a faggot and tell him to fuck off and if he tried to do anything, then id shoot him in his chest three times.

Deadly force to stop a rape is legal here. Also, I conceal carry every where. Not worried about the pieces of shit described in OPs post. His size could also easily be used to show his physical force is deadly in court. Not worried about it

We all know Wreck-It Ralph is a big softy.

>high levels of euphoria detected

throw him in a river.

This

Show him my Glock, no problem.

>hurr hurr I'd murifag shoot him
heh plebs

Just fucking laugh at the guy and get out of the cab. Also, thank him for testing how faithful ur hoe is I guess.

God fuck why did I even reply

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>thank you for trying to fuck my girl, lucky me that she didnt.

Dont be jealous of our American rights, cuck boy.

My girl don't like anorexic dudes

Can he even take a swing with those arms? How grotesque.

>as a europoor I'd just hand my woman over
>especially cause he's of a vague ethnicity

tell him he was making me angry, and that he wouldn't like it when I was angry.
Then I would show him how I smash.

Realize I'm doomed from the start when my girl be like this and he grabs her greasy asshole

Bump.

I'm gay so that'll never happen to me.

Do whatever the fuck I want its gonna take him an hour to get out of that car.

Being that im 6’5 255 id probably be a little intimidating to pull that shit with. I keep my guns at home becuase im not some bitch looking to end someones life. Be men and if some sand monkey pulls some shit like that make your ancestors proud and beat the shit out him

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Cunt smuggling Christmas hams in his arms?

ive been waiting for this moment my entire life,
>take out my glock 23

Is that the sandnigger that injects saline all over his body?

just walk away, he'd take like an hour to get out of the cab

Always carry a knife for some reason

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Just get a different cab tbh.

Come at me bro

>You're with your girl
Ha, checkmate OP...

Cops are actually trained with the firearms they use and would know to aim for center of mass, not the head. Nice try Melvin.

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>dont carry a gun because I can punch bullets and knives
Jesus fuck I hope someone this stupid isnt American.

I mean, if you're going to own guns at all why wouldn't you bring one with you everywhere you go. Only giving a shit about your life when you're in your home seems pretty dumb.

You'd rather be with a whore who'd cheat on you if you didn't have a gun?
Yeah it's shitty to tempt taken people but ultimately the choice rests on those being tempted.

>Jealous of our American rights
I will never ever be jealous of America. Not that hard doe...

>vague ethnicity
Hey, at least my country isn't divided between BLM and BLT's

Laugh at him. His mass is so much, he can’t do shit.