Why doesn't NASA hire Superman to de-orbit space junk, and put satellites into orbit for free?

Why doesn't NASA hire Superman to de-orbit space junk, and put satellites into orbit for free?

Like could Superman fly a spaceship full of astronauts to Mars?

He would just murder them.

Superman has unlimited Delta V and he could bring a spacecraft to travel near the speed of light making interstellar travel a possibility

because he is dead
duh

>Hire

>For free

superman really could make serious money providing his services

This is why I hate superheroes.

imagine all that dirty skank pussy he could get just walking around naked

I'm not sure if Superman can fly in space. I thought he got hit flying powers from some stupid shit regarding earth's gravity.

>world peace
>superman is relegated to life as a spaceship engine
>superman gets depression

Does Superman have infinite cum?

Just like our janitors

oh and on that note, can Supes get aids?

if he can get aids, if he flew into the sun and soaked up all that sun juice, would he cure himself of aids?

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why don't USA hire him to defeat islam???

>I'm not sure if Superman can fly in space.


Man of Steel

>flew into space and orbited the earth just fine
>flew to catch lois' pod as it fell to earth

BvS

>flew Doosmday into space
>flew back after being set adrift

>prefers writing about bake sales and swap meets for a dying journalistic medium

Superman confirmed for outsider as fuck

Wasn't All Star Superman about him getting Supercancer from sunning to hard?

Why would the US want to stop radical islam?

They'd probably hire ISIS to attack superman.

the US is the #1 supporter of radical islam on this earth

But Lex did

because superman is not real user, he's just a comic book character.

take your meds you lunatic.

>why don't USA hire him to defeat islam???

Because all the liberals will shit their pants and commit sodoku.

>I thought he got hit flying powers from some stupid shit regarding earth's gravity.
Pleb

>They'd probably hire ISIS to attack superman.
>the US is the #1 supporter of radical islam on this earth

Sheltered American Liberals LOVE the muslims, while conveniently excusing their racism, misogyny, and bigotry.

>the US is the #1 supporter of radical islam on this earth

Yup. Liberals & millenial white kids.

why doesn't superman run on a giant hampster wheel and power the entire earth with free energy

I think he's referring to arming ISIS

> Nobody loves radical islam more than the american liberal.

There's something very wrong with america that this is actually true.

Critizise anything the racist & mysogynistic muslims do, and liberals will fucking go Allah Ackbar on you.

Because Superman is a true omega male.

Bruce Wayne writes his checks and he is happy earning his meager income sucking off Bruce's drippings.

Meanwhile Lois is all hots for Superman's rival/friend Brucey.

>MAAARTHA

Why doesn't Superman free North Korea?

Why doesn't Superman disarm all nukes in the world?

Why doesn't Superman move the Israelis to a place that isn't contested?

Why doesn't Superman destroy all the Mexican cartels?

Why doesn't Superman put an end to scientific whaling, seal clubbing, overfishing and general disregard for the environment?

Why doesn't Superman stop climate change?

Why doesn't Superman do anything about overpopulation?

Because Superman is american

>the US is the #1 supporter of radical islam on this earth

This.

If it wasn't for fucking american SJWs and bleeding heart ISIS lovers, we'd have bombed the fucking middle east into a parking lot.

>hiring superman
remember mannings leaks, why would supes ever support americas government ever apart from saving civilian casualties

He. Ant breathe in space though

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I was more talking about the US Govt. funding """"freedom"""" fighters that always seem to split into terrorist groups but that too.

superman doesnt actually need to breathe

stop talking out of your butthole

>Ant

This is literally the first thing I would do if I got Superman powers.

Hire superman to defeat islam?

What government would trust superman?
Also, He acts to save people who can't save themselves. If the world needed a satellite or all would die, yeah he prolly would, but just another comms satt so the telecom giants can wave their monopoly around the skies some more? Nah. Because they can already do it themselves.

aye

a fucking muslim crashed into my car last weekend. Seriously he looks like straight off the FBI most wanted list. ffs was scared to shit when he got out of the car.

should've had your emergency pig at the ready in case he started

He threw all the nukes into space before though.

I don't think you know what space is...

Oneword: Super Dickery

so fucking cool

anyone who says bvs was bad is a niggerfaggot

Oh well enlighten the rest of us as to what the TRUE definition of space is.

No. I'm not spoonfeeding you. Do your own goddam research.

Maybe I will!

that whole sentence was funny as fuck

have you ever left your house?

no, have you?

Good idea, let's stunt technological development by relying on him.

t.LuthorCorp

I'm pretty sure you won't.

;_:

>commit sodoku
>hoping this was intentional
>genius if it was

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Exactly. Real question is, why haven't we stopped radical Islam?

escaping earths gravity is such a huge waste of resources so much time and energy could be better put elsewhere if that step is skipped

Yeah, let's not learn how to do that efficiently.

Let's develop how to endure space but forget about improving how to get there.

Yeah, if he were real, there are a lot of great things he could do... But he'd probably wipe most of humanity out after listening to us for about 5 mins.

yeah as if they would the guy who destroyed an entire city to do anything

I think I'd fare well with superman powers, I'm pretty benevolent

Why doesn't superman put the whole world in a bottle?
No he can't, HIV is specific to human DNA his DNA has been show to be significantly different from anything else found on the planet.

>anything else found on the planet
Superman doesn't come from this planet

Congratulations, that was his point.

>Why doesn't Superman disarm all nukes in the world?
He's done that a few times, though I don't now about the comics exactly. Superman IV and the Justice League cartoon opened with this premise

>Why doesn't Superman move the Israelis to a place that isn't contested?
>implying they'd all go willingly
>implying that wouldn't start another political conflict

>Why doesn't Superman put an end to scientific whaling, seal clubbing, overfishing and general disregard for the environment?
Because the first few parts of those are Aquaman's deal. But general disregard for the environment isn't some black and white Captain Planet shit with "muh evil corporations" dumping toxic sludge because they can

>Why doesn't Superman stop climate change?
How? He can't punch away greenhouse gasses

>Why doesn't Superman do anything about overpopulation?
Again, how? Is he going to China and India and perform vasectomies?

In the comics he decided he couldn't sleep anymore because people needed him during that time. He became more and more obsessed with doing everything he could.

He went a little kooky. Decided to do just that, get rid of all nukes. Then he decided to go full authoritarian. It took everybody to bring him down.

So yeah, basically, in comics Superman only does that sort of shit if he has gone off the rails.

Fapubapu

>tfw he will never superman you

why live ;_;

That's racist

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iirc animated series supes did shit like that and was the least powerful supes

No, the evolution of mankind has only come about because of hard work and great risks by brave people. Adding a being that can pretty much do anything and everything for us would doom humans.

Superman can live as long as the sun.