What was the crazy thing your wife/gf had to do?

What was the crazy thing your wife/gf had to do?
How did you push her to do that?

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Made her wear her teenage daughter's gym clothes and underwear, then fucked her on the kiddo's bed
Didn't have to push her in any way, she's submissive enough to do as told

Should have fucked the teenage daughter then.
Me? Ass to mouth and pucking from facefuckingm all on several vids.
Also, OP, sauce?

how old was her daughter?

funny how you imply that she isn't his daughter

Had her help me fuck our daughters. Wasn't hard, she was raised to believe females are property so it was easy convincing her it's my right as their owner to do them.
Why not just fuck your daughter?

This. Didn't have to push her, it's her fetish.

Got her to lick my ass clean after a shit. I didn't push her, I just let her know I wanted it, and waited for a no-wipe shit so it would be as easy as possible for her.

>fucking the kiddo
That'll happen eventually

13 at that time

One time I got my girlfriend to send a video of her getting her pussy licked by her dog and i didn't really have to push her cause she already had done it before. I just had to get her to send the vid

Not
Read his comment again, it's pretty obvious.

>eventually
You gotta start training her early. My girls knew to suck dick before they could speak full sentences. You gotta make it just a normal part of her life, it's harder to introduce such things later.

have you ever touched the daughter or looked at her nude, and if so how old was she at the youngest when you did that?

wow

I got my ex to bang 3 if my friends at different times, they stayed over and I sent her in as a 'courtesy gift' type thing in nothing but big white cotton panties

Forced my pregnant wife to masturbate on camera because i loved her body.

Then uploaded the video and show them off in preggo threads

sex in a missionary position lights off and only for the purpose of procreation

You disgusting bastard!

I tried to summon her into existance via occult rituals

Kill yourself scum

had her watch CP while I fucked until she came.

>”I got my..”
Implying you sent her in there. Don’t try to twist your girl’s motives, she obviously didn’t need much convincing you cuck.

>What was the crazy thing your wife/gf had to do?
Exist.
>How did you push her to do that?
Defy the laws of known reality and physics to bring her forth from the 2D realm

There was about 6 months of discussion/sex chat before we did anything. She was a sub

You guys are terrible fathers. I could never imagine doing that to either one if my children.

Who did you fuck?

Not so crazy my man. I did the same 8 years ago and I'm married to her now.

How did you train them?

>What was the crazy thing your wife/gf had to do?

i invite her to dinner in a classy Manhattan restaurant

What’s that girls name

Gf. 29 year old chubby slut.

and I thought I'd seen the worst of Sup Forums....

disGUSTING

There were webm's passed around that had some chick talking about how she wanted to abuse children for her man

I'm gonna need a link.

How’d you convince her to watch it?

I offer to take gym progress pic of my wife.

I tell her i delete them but i really send them to friends.

Pic related

Name? Sauce?

Bent her over on the bed with a bunch of short porn clips running on a loop on a regular basis. Eventually started slipping in nastier stuff like beastiality and scat porn. Really wanted to push her to the limits. Eventually inserted snuff and CP. Now it's a regular thing.

This

I need sauce on this

so youre voluntarily cucking your wife out to your friends?

>Being willing to let some guy fuck your gf

beta cuck

>b-b-b-b-but it was my idea

she really doesn’t mind the snuff and cp? She didn’t say anything when you first put those on?

More

made her suck my dick in a cab on our way to her grandfather's funeral

this sounds faker than the guy who fucked his gf while they watched CP

Nope. She lets me do pretty much anything.

nice

Still waiting on sauce

any sauce on this?

> got her enjoying when I spit and finger her corn-hole during doggy
> my clear intention being to mentally prepare her to being fucked analy in the future
> one day I decided to pull softly on a single hair the razor missed there
> she sneezed instantly like a kitten.
> I repeated the experiment
> she's squizing her legs, making a cat's back
> there is the sneezing again
> “user … sneeze … my butt … sneeze ... itchy”
> user_sees_the_opportunity.jpg
> put my dick out and slightly press it against her back door
> rubbing_fun.pdf
> she calms down and is surprisingly relaxed with it
> “let me blow it”
> blowing me still being giggly

She likes to look at pics of me fucking my ex and play with herself while I watch. Sometimes while fucking, too. Totally her idea...

Wtf

Gross user
Definitely Sup Forums calibre

I don't know man. apparently I discovered something there

I convinced my wife to have a threesome with her daughter.

Put StrayX's The Record on the TV, made her watch it while I fucked and played with her for the duration. Runtime is about 2.5hrs, she collapsed after 2.

...

piss on her

made my ex do herself at her workplace

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mahalo marcy

wirte this on my gf, fuck her hard and sent it to my friend

A year or two after college she still fit into her Jr. High school skirt and blouse. Had a bunch of times of her playing a young girl and me talking her into doing stuff or her acting innocent but being curious.
"I don't think my daddy would want me doing this" was usually said a few seconds before I came. lol

you're a hell of a friend, i wish i had a friend like you.

You have the writing skill of a 12 year old hamster.

make her 2 and 7yo children watch me fucking her. I came inside her younger child's baby bottle and she fed it to her.

I made her drunk before tho

Shh wanted me to cum on her young daughter during sleep and licked it off her

Made her walk around the street naked at night. Short skirts and dresses with no panties. Pissed on her. Make her flash herself sometimes. I love her

THIS IS 100% BULLSHIT FROM A SHUT IN WHO DOESN'T HAVE TOO MUCH HUMAN CONTACT,

fucked her 10 feet from a bike trail, some dude rode by but didnt see us through the bushes i think

>12 year old hamster.

A twelve-year-old American hamster.

Holy fuck she's hot

I've abstained for 3 years now because no sex before marriage

OC??

>fucked her 10 feet from a bike trail, some dude rode by but didnt see us through the bushes i think

Had a mostly secluded yard and a few times we fucked outside at night. Neighbor had a pool in her back yard and about 5 minutes after she got home heard her get into it. Wife wanted to stop but I fucked harder hoping neighbor would hear.
Didn't hear us, but found out next day she'd been skinny dipping. After that, any time I heard her in the pool at night I would make a point to get close to the fence and talk to her.

lol sucker. I hope you don't find out too late that your wife doesn't have a high sex dive and you only end up having sex like once a month.

fucked her in the ass in a park in the evening during summer when other people were sitting in groups not very far away
then she walked half the way home naked because I had her dress

an empty barrel makes the most noise

[CITATION NEEDED]

My wife occasionally panders to my ss fetish by flashing/teasing boys between 12 and 17. She says it's just for me, but she clearly gets off on it, too.

>loving your daughter makes youa terrible father
No.
You start out just having them suck it when their toddlers. They'll instinctively suck anything put in front of their face. Soon they'll learn their supposed to as you tell them what to do.
You don't fuck the baby girls?

I made her drink her own piss

And, with another exgf, I fucked her in a park, vaginal then anal. I cummed buckets. Then I fingered her anus until my cum begun to drop and she climaxes two more times, crying, moaning and beg me to stop. Forced her to walk the rest of the day with her ass all wet.

I put my dick in her vagina in front of her friend.

I didn't really ask, I just did it.

Another girlfriend of mine a year or two earlier told her girlfriend "let's give him a blowjob" and then they did. But that wasn't my doing.

fuck her while she was on her period and make her suck me until i cum
i still remember her puking noises but she wanted a lesson

vid or never happened

kys

Consensual sex in the missionary position for purposes of procreation

you know there's like 5 of those right?

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> wife keeps bragging how she doesnt care about being naked for others while I am
> wife is naked sunbathing in garden
> tell her I go shopping
> 'accidently' lock her out of the house by locking the door from the inside
> she only has a small towell
> has to walk down the street and ask neighbour for a spare key
> embarrassed as fuck

is she human?

What kind of question is this? She even have something we can say is a vagina?

>try her to do slutty shit all the time
>me, drunk as fuck
>wife comes very late from work
>said: i'll piss you on the face now
>my wife did not say anything
>said: take off your clothes and go under the shower
>then i started to film with my phone
>force her to suck my dick
>facefuck her hard for 5 minutes
>then piss her on the face, tits, all over, a nice beer piss jet
>force her to fap while i piss on her
>blow my load on tits
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>leave her alone and take a beer
>after the shower, she thought she still stink of piss
>i laughed and said we do it every week
>i love to push my wife to the limit
>my wife is such a obedient whore

We should start a club.

my wife is a fuck slave for me

You win.

her husband won

9 parts, I have all of them combined in one video

SAUCE PLEASE

Fuck she's hot ... more for the love of all that is holy