ITT things you never understood. Masturbating with a sock

ITT things you never understood. Masturbating with a sock.

why clean up the mess when you can just throw the sock in the laundry? you like jizz all over your balls user?

i never understood math

Never understood that either.
Better than getting athletes foot fungus on my pecker.

Never understood women using the bathroom in pairs or more either.

You use it at the end. Dryer eats a sock, it other becomes a cum sock. Also good for steal faps.

Never understood why no one ever talk about penis inspection in gym

>Better than getting athletes foot fungus on my pecker.
>using a dirty sock
Doing it wrong.

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people who suddenly like CP cuz its funny and trendy now

you dont need math to flip burgers user
I'll have no pickles on mine please

thats what happens when you make anything sexual a taboo
having to shamefully hide what youre doing so mom doesnt notice omg the sin

>why clean up the mess when you can just throw the sock in the laundry?
> get athletes foot
> throw the sock in the laundry
> sock in the laundry
> LAUNDRY

what kind of fucking retard puts his jizz sock on in the morning? you put it in the goddamn dirty clothes hamper you unhygienic heathen

wimen

OP here, I just use saliva and a few squares of toilet paper.

ugh... you're a heathen too

i put my dick in a sock and the use my hitachi on it. feels good and there's no clean up.

Why clean the sock when you can just shoot it directly in a trash can or toilet?

sick reference bro

How many pickles is that?

why wasting protein and minerals when you can just eat it up afterwards

Wasting clean socks.. May as well get a fleshlight.
Backwards you read.

lol
retarded amerifat
cum in tissue, throw in toilet

Never understood that too. I tried, friction hurt my soft uncut dick and stopped trying. I think it's something that won't work on a normal dick because it's too sensitive. Half dead dicks the cutfags have maybe can deal with it.

> Magnets.

the bust will mix in with your other clothes faggot

I just eat it

I know right

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3

Can come wherever I want without the mess.

kek

math destroyed my whole life

>half dead
Where's your source on this? Top kek. Enjoy your dick cheese

>now
You're over a decade late.

if you're not fapping into a girls used sock, it's pointless senpai

people who cum in socks are trash. cum, get a tissue, wipe it off and throw it in the toilet. I hope my children will never be as retarded as you guys.

welp. that's enough internet for the day.

i stopped washing cum rags with my regulars clothes because if u think about it: the washing machine isnt perfect, semen is microscopic. so does the machine truly wash away the cum? or does it get all over ur other clothing items?
better safe than sorry: i wash my cum rags (if i even use one) alone. i now use tp to clean up my messes instead

rape

how do they work?

maybe if she sucked dick more this wouldn't happen yeah?

That's a fair point.

lost

lol didn't read

Throwing away food that is still eatable

that's just because u dumb

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it's a cutfag thing

>cum, get a tissue, wipe it off
Nigger, get your head on straight. Get a tissue, cum on the tissue. Wiping is only for when you drip/miss.

tell me about the times moms where ok watching their sons jerk off.

Roll threads and Andy Log threads, wtf this place is cancer

>eatable
The word is edible, you hillbilly fuck.

true, this might only work with americans, jews and muslims.

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I don't understand how people can like/post loli bullshit and actually think a not real cartoon child loves them and that they're superior to actual human women.

why edible? you don't ed that shit, you eat it

samefagging this hard

>Enjoy your dick cheese
what is basic hygiene

what do you mean? it feels like fucking a chick with her hot thong on. you have to take the sock off half way through, though, like the part when you start to real fuck.

Nope, retard

Rotten food is edible but you might not want to eat it, eatable is food that is still good and fit to be eaten, learn a fucking language before posting

haha dumbass
>feeling the need to prove he's not samefagging

That's why fucking love math.

implying a worker at a fast food restaurant is going to listen to your pickly ass

>feeling the need to reply at all

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can you imagine if your parents thought so little of you that they didn't believe you'd be capable of keeping your dick clean, so their solution to this was to cut off some of it off? and then, decades later, you defend their terrible decision on a chinese cartoon forum and act like it's something to be proud of

>current year
>not understanding a fetish

AND THE SOCK FLUFF WILL MIGRATE UP YOUR PECKER

Die nigger.

> mutilation of baby dick for shallow aesthetics

Your parents literally decided for you that risking permanent damage to your penis was worth it looking slightly better when you drop your pants.
That's some retarded parenting.

"drug" laws

also, just pinching off the foreskin is a supereasy way to not use any paper, rag or sock
just go to the bathroom afterwards

its much worse then that, the hygiene is just an excuse for them, in reality they know the jewish religion that assumes dead dicks cause less sexual desires has been on their throats for 200 years and there's nothing they can do about it.

there's a reason americans are so violent and aggressive. they've never felt how good it feels.

Wtf is wrong with that dick

It's not a fetish though.
It's an obsession and a delusion.
A really fucking annoying obsession that irritates the living shit out of people who aren't closet pedo cunts.

Actually you only have to flip the quater pounders (assuming it's McDonald's). And the grilled chicken.

kekdet

damn

is broke

presumably it healed weird after being circumcised

ooh damn that's nasty

Not him but if i translate both words "edible" and "eatable" back to my native language (german), it is both "essbar". Can you explain the difference between these words a little further?

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>less sexual desire
Then explain why I have to fap multiple times per day

Nigga I am cut and jerk off without lube wtf

a fetish is something that sexually triggers you into obsession.

so if peeps fucking love loli's its their fetish.

do you do this with people whom like to watch war movies? because obviously they are all closet mass murderers we should put in jail right now.

That is a common fusing of the flesh after a botched circumcision.
Some guys even have nerve damage or require multiple corrective surgeries.

Englishfag here and I've never heard anyone use "eatable". The correct English word is "edible". Probably just another example of dumbed-down American English.

>ITT things you never understood.
why people worship niggers

Stop spreading lies that almost never happen

no, its the jewish books explaining how this should work and the jews acting onnit in the hope....

didn't say it actually works. just that americans are forced to give up their freedom-foreskins for no reason.
and never felt how good a dick and sex can feel.
and their women either.

They don't have fucked up dicks

oh wow, 1 in a million is different, i must apologize.

This. Seriously, the Neanderthals of the post-modern era are niggers. Not to be confused with black people, as people implies that they are at least slightu civilzed. Niggers, however, are scum, but they're glorified.

Didnt i already tell you to die nigger.

>Paying $40 for a physical DVD of a porn video
>Paying $10 for a camwhore to interact live

Why would anyone take the first option?

> "lies"
> "ALMOST never"
Pick one you absolute autist.

Even a slim chance is higher than zero.
Who the fuck mutilates children just to fit in with the group? Oh yeah..

I'm gettin really tired of reading fake statistics on Sup Forums

I'm an expert on dicks and I can tell you that a lot of circumcised people can fap without lube