Why do guys enjoy eating shitholes now?
Is it a nu-male soyboy thing?
Why do guys enjoy eating shitholes now?
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It’s gross
I mean who hasn’t on occasion gotten a bit a of hole when going down on a girl or popped a thumb in during doggy but the eating buthole stuff is just gross.
I had a girl do it to me once and it was alright, not great alright and then I didn’t want to be near her face.
But I’ve never been a big anal fan it’s only tighter than pussy around the sphincter ring, takes too much prep and is generally just not as good as vaginal sex
What?
>2018
>not eating ass
stick to missionary position, gramps
I like, my ex fiance liked it too
>takes too much prep
Your girl probably has a shit diet then.
I've been in my gfs randomly w/o the enema bs and I've still came out clean
You should also put a blanket between you and your wife when you have sex and cut a hole in it like the Jews do.
Just have missionary sex.
Stay away from blowjobs, eating pussy, eat ass, anal, or anything not-boring, you lame socially fearful insecure prude.
I’m 31 and don’t mind giving my gf a licky on the bootyhole since it’s clean and hairless...my ass on the other hand...I woukd never wish someone to put their mouth on it
how come it's always guys over the computer who are actually very sheltered and usually scared to try anything new outside of their insulated man-caves and resort to insults like "cuck" and "soyboy", when they're usually the biggest cucks in life and are the skrawniest fucks ever?
Nigga I'll start eating her ass without asking
>he doesn't want to stick his tongue in a rank fecalhole
>must be a basement dweller
This is what the degenrates believe
I’ve never had an issue I’ve just prepped better safe than sorry m8
I have also not prepped but I haven’t done more than fingers in the ass without it planned
>overusing the word degenerate
confirmed soyboy
the fact that you think a pisshole bleeding pussy is somehow always clean and good smelling and a butthole is automatically a "rank fecalhole" reeks of extreme virginity.
you fat, child-raping, basement-living faggots saying "nu-male" or "soyboy" should be gunned-down like feral hogs.
No it's not OP, it's a display of domination, ageplay, and fetish. If you don't eat your women's ass you are a retarded, sissy soyboy with no place in the world. You will be bred out and or killed off in a near future, so get in there you pore excuse of a man and eat that ass as you mean it!
pornography, its why women nowdays are getting so pissed at men acting out a porn movie.
>the fact that you think a pisshole bleeding pussy is somehow always clean and good smelling
No one said that dipshit; nice try though
> a butthole is automatically a "rank fecalhole"
That's exactly what it is you dumb shit. It's designed to push out feces
so since you don't think a smegma pussy isn't always clean, like a butthole, what is your point?
none. you're just too much of a pussy to try it, likely because of shame growing up, so you resort to words like "degenerate", "soyboy" and "nu-male" to compensate.
go back 2000 years ago and jerk off to jesus all day. go have sex with orthodox Jewish women and have 10 babies while you're at it.
then you will be the opposite of "degenerate", while polluting the world with more traffic.
It's the end of it all
>t. soybody
>t. virgin christfag who hasn't left his basement and overuses memes
wat
most girls are basically nastier than men and want to get fucked hard and get their asses licked
u virgin?
It's fun, m8. At least in my opinion. But I'm the kind of guy who finds pleasure in pleasing a woman. I see being able to please women as a kind of dominance thing. If I'm really in the mood, I could eat vag for hours.
My girlfriend is Indian, and she has this tiny brown butthole that I just can't resist. She only shits like twice a week, so it's always super clean down there. Just do it after she takes a shower and there's nothing gross about it at all.
The soyboy wants my (you) so bad, probably bored since there's no shit to fill his mouth with
Every inch of her is yours. Ultimate domination.
>mad because no woman will ever spread her ass for him and beg for his dick to pound it
I ALWAYS eat their ass! Dirty, sweaty, stinky, YUMMY!!! I LOVE hairy sweaty with ass stink the best! It drives me WILD!!!! I'm a nasty boy and I'll do things to them that'll make them cum in their dreams. I ate my friends bloody pussy when she was on her period, she told me she couldn't stop thinking of it all day in her office job. By the end of the day when she got home she was so horny she ate my ass ass I pulled her tampon out and sucked that hot hole clean till she came and came. I have to tell you the following week was so hot and filthy it was heaven!!!!
okay, pajeet.
Hey you almost nailed everything about me, except the "I wouldn't love to try ass" part.
This guy gets it, if it's clean and she likes it I'm all for it. But I would never let my chick suffer my dingleberried and hemroided bhole ever.
Preach niqqa this place turning into old ass cracka town im out
>My girlfriend is Indian, and she has this tiny brown butthole that I just can't resist.
Got a black gf and I gotta agree that dark asshole is the best. I swear my cock triples in size when I stare at her asshole while 69ing.
Its an alpha chad thing, nu male beta soys are germaphobe faggots.
harder to spot shit on a black butthole though
>literally every person with a medical or biology diploma tells you it is a bad idea because of billions of harmful bacteria living there
>there are no such bacteria in healthy pussy, in fact it there is a while complex system designed to kill all such bacteria in/around pussy
sure Imma gonna trust this user and stick my tongue in a shithole just because my repressed childhood urges tell me to
A legitimate downside, but I usually only do it after she showers or I'm sure she hasn't shat since her last shower.
ive literally only seen shit on my dick, maybe twice in over 2 years, probably 100ish times.
Never done an enema, not once, use tons of lube and start slow.
I did feel a little turd one time lol, so i guess make it 3.
It’s only skin, if it’s clean it doesn’t matter where it is on the body. The mouth has more harmful bacteria than a clean sphincter.
i'm sure the mouth taste like shit and smells like it too right..
it's hilarious they way you fags try to compensate
It doesn't smell or taste like shit if it's clean though...
yes
sauce pls?
and watching women getting fucked by other men than yourself and getting off is almost the equivalent of being a cuckold
>Indian
>only shits twice a week
Are you even trying to be convincing?
if eating some good ass makes me a soyboy call me worst cuckold that ever existed
I ate bitches shitholes before it became the it thing to do. If i'M going to eat her pussy, might as well eat the fudge hole too while I'm at it.
I love eating ass. You eat a girls ass in the shower you'll make that bitch your slave.
I don't even like bener in anus.
this. also anyone who talks about "used up roastie" has never seen vag irl and needs to die.
Now?
Son I've been eating ass for 30 years
i love eating ass. love fucking a tight asshole. its aesthetically pleasing to look at for me. ive known this ever since i could masturbating.
i second this. my ex loved it and wanted to shower together often. specially after sex. and you know what??? THE ONE TIME! AND ONLY ONCE, DID I EVER END UP WITH SHIT DICK WHILE SHE WAS ON TOP REVERSE COWGIRL. IM TELLING YOU A LITTLE BIT OF SHIT SLIPPED OUT ONTO MY PUBES. SO I WALKED TO THE BATHROOM, WIPED IT OFF WITH TOILET PAPER AND WASHED MY DICK IN THE SINK. WALKED BACK TO THE BEDROOM, REAPPLIED LUBE, AND PUT IT BACK IN. SHE LOVED HOW DIRTY I WAS AND GLADLY BECAME MY LITTLE SEX TOY
BE A MAN ABOUT IT. SEX IS DIRTY. IF YOU CANT HANDLE IT YOU'RE TOO IMMATURE FOR IT
Who has the source on this?
^ This comment made my Day! thank you sir!
remember that the next time you drop a hot deuce fag
>a butthole is automatically a "rank fecalhole" reeks of extreme virginity.
think about that the next time you are dropping heat on the toilet toughguy. but i hear fecal therapy is good for damaged gut biome so enjoy your turd salad
it's the normalizing of barbaric behavior, downfall of western society an such
>he fact that you think a pisshole
urine is sterile, fag
a true turd burglar has spoken
lmfao
the only downside to sex, in general not just anal, is the sti's if your not careful. i ended up getting strep throat for eating her ass haha worth it
>THE ONE TIME! AND ONLY ONCE, DID I EVER END UP WITH SHIT DICK WHILE HE
FTFY
I do, but I'm not giving it to you faggot
Alright boys who here has a stinky butthole?
Why did the Jews do that?
Does she shit in the street??
No worries, I'll just post it on the empornium forums, get the sauce, then download it in 1080p afterwards.
then fuck off faggot, no one's stopping you
It takes 2 things:
Soap. Water.
>t. White guy with no friends in high school
U mad bro? :D Like my seed ratio?
Doesn't even take that.
As long as she doesn't currently have to shit, and she eats fiber then you're good to go
I haven't showered since 2014 and I haven't eaten fiber in over 2 years. My hemorrhoids are like a battlefield. A hot shower would kill me.
mad about what? this isn't Sup Forums faggot
Sexy boy how old are you?
nobody does except degenerates
>I see being able to please women as a kind of dominance thing
AHAHAHHAahahaAHAHA
irony is ironic
Sex is dirt. If it isn't, you are doing bad.
Hit me up with an invite? :D
I admire you. God bless you human.
This Sup Forumsrother knows
Why did we cross 250,000 miles of the dark void of space just to walk on the moon? Exploration you fucking prude
I've been watching pornography since I was ten,after ten years of porn consumption vanilla porn is boring, so we develop fetishes like ass eating, plus it's been normalised in meme culture
I would, but I'm pretty sure if an invite fucks up and gets banned, so does their inviter. Idk if theres even anyone I personally know that I'd invite, if that makes you feel any better. A good alternative would be pornolab.net. It has a lot of the same content as empornium and I personally cross seed between the two A LOT.
It's in russian but just use chrome's auto translator. Idk how to browse it very well, but if you know exactly what you're looking for, the search function is perfect
Thanks user. Like I said above, pornolab.net is a great alternative if you cant get in at emp. I was lucky and got in....like 8 or so years ago when registration was open. Then made a new account like 5 or 4 years ago when open. Didn't even know it was super exclusive until about 2 years ago.
or just germans....though whites n asians are quite clean....dont recommend on turd worlders....ever wonder why black n brown guys dont go down?
>now
motherfucker please
read a book
be less 12
Going down and eating ass are two different things bro, haha
true....but one stinks more
>No one in all of humanity's existence has eaten a butthole until very recently
Meh, it's pretty hot with the right girl