Official BARCELONA vs VILLARREAL (pre)game thread #1

La Liga best liga edition

best attack vs 2nd best defense, unstoppable force vs immovable object bla bla

starts in half a bong

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That messi guy is pretty good

Let's go Barca!

>Barcelona
>unstoppable force

you polish fucking cuck alwayyssss defending real. fuck off, fag

>Digne

Barca was impotent and helpless againt Espanyol last week until Jurado gifted them the opening goal.

1-1

you have my permission to screenshot this post.

is jordi ded?

how many hours until game?

he's on the bench and I don't know why

Iniesta can barely move, why is he playing?

>digne

Will Mario Gaspar play at Barca next season?

that is a very gypsy name

>romania knows

>ter stegen
>sergi roberto
>rakitic

This is Barca whole seasno

i want to fuck tay tay

>DIGNE

What
Why
For what purpose
Resting him for the semis?
Wait

>unstoppable force

>Luis Enrique will be gone after this season

>No Jordi
>No roach

Meci?

WOPPED

Resting him for the Atleti transfer

dubs confirm

Jordi OUT
Alex Sando IN

>He might walk away with three leagues and three cups
Those 200 million spent on Neymar and Suarez were really worth it.

>Atleti
>spendind money on LB when they already have a solid one

>Suarez bantering in the tunnel

Vamos Barça!

1st for NeyMagic

>this soothing music
>this is family-friendly atmosphere
La liga so comfy

STREAM

Who's this guy getting the tribute?

only if you root for barça

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a bit delayed, but quality/stability is pretty good..

First team delegate

Ronaldo has scored 8 goals in his last 3 CL matches.
>2.67 goals per match

But he has only scored 1 goal in his last 5 LA Liga matches.
>0.2 goals per match

Why?

CL he's been in playoffs against stronger competition, so he steps up

he's the lebron of footy

He got bored of la liga

ancient spanish doctor secret

Bad service in La Liga.

be honest: does villa even have a chance?

Didn't buy all La Liga refs.

wtf i hate la liga now

why have so many of barcelonas recent signings been so shit?

shit president/sporting director/scouts

shit club, makes sense they only have shit people

Jew president

eheh upboated my friend xD

>messi playing like shit so far

Need cheap players to afford msn

Messi's playing like he's just woken up.

APOLOGISE

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GOAT ASSIST

That was more onside than any goal Ronaldo has scored in the past month

>peels away like tissue on a toilet roll

where does Ray Hudson come up with this shit?

t. butthurt missi fag

top fucking kek

he obviously pre-writes them

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>Names designed by a literal retard
Kek

It's no secret he writes them down before matches.

Such a competitive match, it is amazing how the players are so equal in Spain, truly a besta liga

Come on Messi, an hattrick would be nice

Writing it down before the match is even worse, he looks at it and says to himself "yes, that's a metaphor I'm going to use".

I was right :^)

>Peels away like a piss soaked toilet paper on a cute little girl cunny
What did he mean by that?

I'll take his metaphors over "team x wanted it more" commentators any day m9.

i can't understand a word this announcer is saying but he's a total fucking ham and i love it
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choke

fuck's sake

>farca

>laliga defense

What the fuck was that.

>Pique in charge of decision making
>Ter Stegen in charge of positioning

hahahaha, this team fucking sucks

>That defending

>the two goals happened because the players were offside

Are these assistants blind?

>the city of farcelona

Remember when people said athleticism doesn't matter in football? Nig just out ran him

BIG CEDRIC BIG CEDRIC BIG CEDRIC BIG CEDRIC BIG CEDRIC BIG CEDRIC BIG CEDRIC BIG CEDRIC BIG CEDRIC BIG CEDRIC BIG CEDRIC BIG CEDRIC BIG CEDRIC BIG CEDRIC BIG CEDRIC BIG CEDRIC

Barca will become truly irrelevant once Messi is gone.

>i rate Pikek

BLACKED

>signed wasn't offside
>This ref

Messshit BTFO!

The Barca team is so top-heavy it's ridiculous. The midfield and defence has been been diminishing year on year. Signings have been atrocious for a couple years.

Whoever thinks that is retarded.

>memestegen

So Villarreal is just a shittier Atletico now?

QWOP

how the fuck did he save that lmao

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They had atléticos number for 3 years now .

>Pikek
This team is full of memes

>meci
>crossing