ITT: Porn scenes so great you can actually quote them.
ITT: Porn scenes so great you can actually quote them
Aiden Brown
Brayden Anderson
>Just understand you're not getting laid.
Jaxson Diaz
Oh, my moms Linda.
Andrew Powell
Oh I'm sorry
Charles Roberts
Forgot your image user.
Ethan Baker
>Djonga Djonga Djonga Djonga Djonga Djonga
John Mitchell
>OH MYYY.
Easton Gomez
But I poop from there
Connor Russell
...
Liam Brown
>I am Saffatron 9000. Give me your sperm.
Nolan Powell
Parker Bailey
>you can actually quote them.
Ahhh! Ahhhhh! Ohhhh! Oh Gawwwwwwd! Ohhhhhh! Uh uh uh uh uh! EEEeeeeEEEEeeeeEEEEeeeeee!
Chase Parker
What's the source again? Popped into my head the other day and I couldn't think of it
Colton Sullivan
NOT TODAY YOU DON'T
Hunter Baker
"But i poop from there" some young ho
Angel Rogers
...
Alexander Wright
This!
Aaron Walker
"If you gonna pump iron then you pump iron. If you gonna suck a dick, then you suck a dick!"
Aiden Edwards
Something about an aunt and her friend finding the nephew sleeping w/ cock out
Eli Torres
It's called Taboo, I believe.
Joseph Cox
>
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>It's called Taboo, I believe.
Private teacher with honey wilder
Jacob Wright
its Janey Robbins and Honey Wilder, Private Teacher Final Scene
Xavier Myers
Sorry for what?
Carson Powell
" I hope you die"
Aiden Turner
we know it is from that Aunt and nephew scene
but where is the source ?
video isn't out there anymore
Logan Miller
not one of arnie's best movies
Isaiah Fisher
I found a video once, a dude was fucking a girl in some crops in a field somewhere. He was the kind of foreign guy that said awkward shit.
At some point, I can't possibly tell you why, the Flinstones were mentioned. I know this is true because just after that, he said "Yabba dabba orgasm!"
I've never had to stop fapping to laugh before, it was the very last thing I expected him to say. I've never found it again, I wish I could though lol
Nathaniel Clark
Yes it is. Go look harder.
Nicholas Moore
no im a virgin
youtube.com
Brody Scott
Do you mind if I smoke while you're eating?
Matthew Stewart
NO POMEGRANATES:
pornhub.com
Cooper Moore
Yeah, my mistake. For some reason Kay Parker was on my mind.
Justin Reed
fucking kek
Adrian Wood
"oh well, might as well keep it in the family"
William Clark
>I want mooore!
It's the way she says it.
Michael Cruz
Well, might as well keep in the family
Chase Flores
This exists?!
William Russell
Ma Nigga!
Andrew Turner
Not really.
This entire thread is just people making stuff up and cooperating to perpetuate the idea you can remember things in a porno besides sex.
>Happy birthday dear Jack!
Benjamin Bennett
If either of these get mentioned or even alluded to, my friends and I lose our shit laughing.
>if you think you can graduate this school without kissing my cock
>you are dead wrong
>who are you?
>I'm the cook
Camden Phillips
There's a fantastic scene with Danny D as a wizard who wants to fuck a princess and some knight gets in the way and challenges him to a duel, to which he replies:
>a sword? I'm a fucking wizard you TWAT
and turns him into a statue
Landon Howard
That's my fucking professor from developmental psychology. She does that pomegranate bit every semester.
Nicholas Miller
Sauce?
Benjamin Garcia
this guy seems even happier it turned out to be a trap. like the cock is a bonus.
Robert Nelson
After shamefully watching a trailer for this I can confirm that is the case
Mason Gomez
need sauce for research purposes
Cameron Reyes
Oh shit I'm sorry
Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks.
Julian Perez
amidoingitright?
Camden Morgan
xvideos: video29168891/pretty_face_shemale_kylie_maria
Charles Diaz
*ork noises*
Grayson Ortiz
"Chrissy, I'm going to cum."
Cooper Cooper
Might as well keep it in the family