Official /turnleft/ Xfinity Sparks Energy 300 at Talladega thread

Talladega super speedway!

Race starts at 1300 EST.
Broadcast on: Fox
Stream: TBD

Muh darkhorse!

Big Juan seen warming up in the stands.

1st for FUCK ARCA and /ragsinabox/

rolling for winner

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any streams for this race?

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Guess he got tired of Jewtube.

Good on em'.

in before kahne/logano win

Somebody say rags in a box?

He's b& from streaming for 3 months or something
NASCAR police busted him

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>FUCK ARCA

Has this ARCA driver died?

low downforce package

>former hall of fame crew chief in a professional looking suit
>former race car driver in a professional looking suit
>some ditzy former sorority bitch with big tits dressed like an escort

So when are the Jews in TV going to quit playing around and just hire porn stars to do their "commentating" in G-strings?

Can't do anything in this society anymore without some asshole hiring some bitch to play a cocktease to try and get you thinking with your dick.

*tips fedora*

>thinks fedora faggots aren't the ones easily manipulated by some bitch shaking her tits in front of a camera

Joey Logano will drive like a jackass all race like he always does on superspeedways and still win and there's nothing you can do about it

He's literally gonna cause the big Juan

Black Cock got the pole??
wtf

>Black Cock on the pole

Meme race already

cupdriverwinslol

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anyone but joey

>yfw Kahne wins and awkwardly celebrates in winner's circle
He's probably forgotten how to do a burnout.

So Brennan Poole definitely won that race last year, right?

No, it was Sadler.

>former race car driver
You're being awful generous to Mikey there

Yes.

NASCAR should've just let them race but they're too God damn trigger-happy with the yellow flag

Bestwick for Alexander when?

Can't wait for him to turn himself blocking halfway through the race
Only retards and race control think Sadler won that. That was such bullshit, and I like Sadler

i wish. even Bill Weber is better than AA

after indycar at detroit

rolling for car to blowover

i fucked up

i predict brian will completely remove the spoilers by next year

pole sitter is about to die

HERE WE GO BOYS

Rolling for who gets meme'd on by the bump drafting is illegal when NASCAR decides rule

Rolling for lap of big'un.

>tfw mikey is the most excited sounding person in the booth

based Harmon 40th

Lap5

Rollin for the Big Juan.

shit commentary

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Based Morgan Shepherd in the field

>Lap 7
>commercial

I'd start to complain but now I remember that NBC is worse

>Commercial caution

Cawshun

>BLACKED

Rrrready

Prawblems?

Do people actually watch commercials?

based logano will cause the big one

>caution for that
Trigger happy or was there "debris"

nascar is a commercial

That 7 car looks amazing, those old school paint schemes look a lot better on the xfinity cars than cup. I hope more teams do it at Darlington this year.

Ray Black Jr. blew up

>top five all cup drivers

We're watching billboards drive in circles, user.

These cars look better than the cup cars.

Inb4 commercial big one

Ah. missed that because I only saw the Sadler thing between the endless commercials

>wasting this much space

based

>yfw Logano gets a concussion and misses Cup time for playing here

tomorrows race will be rigged for JR but he'll fuck it up somehow

F

big un

And there it is

BIG JUAN

>midmajor non-cup teams all crashed

well see you all tomorrow

BIG JUAN

Holy fuck that was a stupid move. And AA could not have sounded more bored to death with that call

wow AA is trash and Harvick sounds like he is watching a golf game

>all xfinity regulars in the front were wrecked and cup guys are safe

kek and lel

t. every anti-Junior fag ever. Every race is rigged for Jr oh but he always messes it up

>red flag

HOLA!

Sounded more like disappointment to me

>Poole's closed

>"Hey guys, Daytona was a wreckfest so let's drive a little smarter today"
>One near-accident and one big accident before the end of the first stage

lol these guys didn't learn shit

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based Canadian streamer muting the commercials and filling in the nascar.com cams

Commentators know they're going to watch this shit all afternoon. They're already bored with the demolition derby.

>that damage on the right rear of the 21

>ywn have a very rich dad and top tier rides from day one while trick or treating at JJs house

just bring back TNT with dallenbach and petty and all the hungry cameramen

>Whole field of drivers that we're supposed to be promoting crash
>announcers/director don't give a single shit

9 cars involved, officially a Gran Juan

5 memeite clock should be 10 at super speedways

>most of these cars could be repaired allowing the teams to make up positions and not have a week of preparation ended half an hour in because of some dipshit and NASCAR's retarded format
>NASCAR's retarded arbitrary crash rules means no one can fix a car now
I remember when NASCAR wasn't gay and pussified

or maybe have it extended for the minor league series' since the teams lack funds, experience, etc

Xfinity doesn't count

TNT did some neat stuff when they first started (commercial free Firecracker 400), but got lazy when they knew that they weren't going to continue broadcasting.

>i don't see a mark on that car
>front grille has a gaping hole that the crew is putting a piece of tape over
AA is the worst

nice almirola and logano could really use those points!

Lemme get this straight. You red flag the race so you can restart muh stage with 3 fucking laps to go, throw a caution and run the next 8 laps of muh 2nd stage under yellow

This shit is so fucking cancerous

>Twin Peaks

gotta have room for all the commercials goyim!