Kentucky Derby Thread

Classic Empire is a choke artist

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Holy shit I found General Lee! He's not dead. He's at the derby!

I have $50 on McCracken simply because I like the name.

All on thunder snow

>always dreaming wins again

nice 'sport' ya got there

You joke but the derby is pretty much the only remnant of the old southern aristocracy. All the noble people south of DC go to it as they always have.
The filthy commoner scum on the other hand go to NASCAR races.

I'm on any of Always Dreaming, Classic Empire, McCracken, Irish War Cry to win at +106.

I've also got a small bet on Thunder Snow at 22/1 just because my girlfriend likes the name.

STREAMING LINKS WHERE?

I love the races but I am california. Would love to dress up in my finest white suit and go.

What time is the actual Derby race?

It's a brilliant horse. And a stupid price. Christophe is a world class jockey. Wish the Arabs never took him to Dubai

>there are people in this draft that don't appreciate the greatest horseclopping and golfing events

Are black people allowed at the Derby?

Say some nice things for eventual champion, Sup Forums

He's ridden by a man who fled his home country to become a world class jocky.

Looks like it.

Is an horse an athlete?

Great question. I think we may need a thread every single day for the next 3 years asking this question, in order to really get to the bottom of it.

Put down 2K on Irish War Cry

>lost 2k
lel

where my gambling addiction bros at?

whats the trifecta bet boys? I wanna win 5000 dollars

Always Dreaming is the favorite right?

does the favorite ever win?

I feel like this would be a hard sport to rig

What are you going to eat during the derby?
Where are my /snickerslads/ in this?

Unfortunately
Fucking gross

It does in the real Derby. The Epsom Derby. Golden horn the greatest racehorse of all time.

user, that's fucking Jerry Rice. He's more of an alpha than 99% of white people will ever be

This is one of American Pharoah's many mates and their foal.

He is his Father's son. Greatness will return to the track.

Smart he's going to win the Triple Crown

Justifies this thread - holy fuck do the gambling addicts go nuts for this shit.

>britbongs

Big brown cucked him. Thats his wifes son

who is this eventually crate of glue and dog food?

They're actually starting to find out that racing talent is less genetic than they used to assume.

this.. is a really great idea

Some Columbian horse that's apparently rising in the ranks

Well?

Race in the dirt. Absolutely disgusting.

>I literally just had a sneekers withe name HANGRY on it just earlier

still hangry

out of curiosity, how is this on TV for 5 hours? isn't it just like one 20 second race around a circle?

celebrity circle jerk

some reason the Oscar's isn't just a list of names in the paper
Do you have something better to do??
>he gonna go outside and meet some friends hurrhurr

I hate how much they try to humanize the horses.

Jimmy Fallon is a symbol of virtually the entire problem nowadays
i was just hoping there were more races or something

guess not!

Some gambling autist tell me who to bet on and I'll give away (you)s

Irish War Cry is hot right now and is NJ Bred

KEK has spoken but I didn't think favorites won?

Who is this nigger on my derby?

The Favorite has won the last 4 years in a row

Irish war cry is scratched dumb ass

Where do you see that? I see that no where he's still listed fag

uh is this official derby???? right now?

Yep what an event :^)

Did your dad never take you to the track?

Where should they move the Preakness to?

lol you faggots there are 40 races today

this isn't even getting STARTED

horses are gonna be running all day

as if you needed an excuse to drink

and no, this isn't "reddit spacing" it's art

I'm pooping right now ama

nice post

If you are Hangry, you need Jack Link's Beef Jerky®, not Snickers®.

haven't had a snickers in much too long, I might be a /snickerslad/ today

Yes, but only because Jews have banned racism.

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Click on Equibase Premium PP's for the race form. Mike Smith is the captain now; look at him. 10M in purses won this year; 25% wins in 85 starts. Ranked 1st versus the prior jockey rated 20th. Smith won the Kentucy Oaks yesterday.

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What's the horse

Girvin. # 7.

this thread is comfy

>Irish War Cry
>Born in New Jersey

>Thunder Snow
>Born in Ireland

Horseclopping is comfy. Have you ever been to the jockeys? Feels so good to see the rich fucks pretending they are not mad when their horses lose.

/2minuterace3hoursofanalysis/

The Kentucky Derby is decadent and depraved!

100 on him thanks famalamadingdong

>analysis
loose affiliation

a little guy who can fly

...

Lay off the sauce, Paddy.

Is that Robert e lee on the right?

no one gives a fuck about 39 of them senpai

>lee on the right

I do.
I have bets in 5 races.

me on the right

Who /Patch/ here?

Im like the village drunkard in an early Irish novel!

I've got $200 down on Rainbow Dash!

I'm honestly surprised this post didn't show up sooner

Irish War Cry
Always Dreaming
Taprit

Past three years the odds-on-favorite has won

i thought you people all either gave up on the furry pony shit or killed yourself
i'm honestly surprised there's any of you left

Ok someone explain this shit to me

Is this just NASCAR for horses?

El Kabier in the 10th

You could watch simulcast at golden gate fields or santa anita, but its not the same

No one without a gambling addiction cares about those 39 races senpai

A horse or a spic?

Il take the horse

Was Secretariat a greater athlete than Bo Jackson?

>taking the one that doesn't work

I bet Girvin straight up; gimmicks with Always Dreaming and Hence.

>NASCAR for horses
kek

It's better than NASCAR because it's only one fucking long ass lap for the checkered flag. Seriously, besides the crashes there is no reason to watch car races besides the last 10 laps.

he said he'd take the horse an true athlete and friend

confirmed

The fandom is bigger than ever

Most likely better, his offspring did little.

That horse will never be replaced.

The spic is replaced every day. Mainly when they jump the boarder into America.