Would you survive if you went to prison?

Would you survive if you went to prison?

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The way I see it, I'd either survive or die pretty quickly. I have street experience but no prison experience. I'd try to mind my own business as much as possible but I wouldn't back down from any situation. I don't care if I get shanked or whatnot but the worst thing one can do is show any type of weakness.

pic related it's me

herps round the mouth

pure race...

>brown eyes
>brown hair
Is this what passes for a white guy in America now days?

Peckerwoods are all Beaner property come on you know this buddy day 1 stuff

I have a really hairy and tight butthole, so I think I'm safe from buttrape. I would probably never shower, ever.

I would never brush or clean my teeth and would purposefully develop gingivitis. If I see trouble approaching, I will pick my gums and make them bleed. No one is going to want to put their dick in that

Enjoy getting your front teeth knocked out

>The way I see it, I'd either survive or die pretty quickly. I have street experience but no prison experience. I'd try to mind my own business as much as possible but I wouldn't back down from any situation. I don't care if I get shanked or whatnot but the worst thing one can do is show any type of weakness.

Naruto taught me all i need to survive

Not that I don't appreciate the (You) but I'm not sure why you think standing up for oneself is so implausible?

Seeing as I'd probably be convicted for my collection of lewd .jpgs probably not. I hear they're not so keen on debating the nuances of free expression and human arousal.

I'd probably just kill myself.

Becuz you shit your pants thats why

yes

I would start a gang called the grape slushies and get a manly tattoo like pic related

I've watched Oz 3 times. I'll be fine.

imaging getting that and going to prison

they'll fuck your arm off boy

I have been in a lot of high pressure street situations irl, prison is just an extension of the street. I'm not saying I wouldn't be afraid but I'm no coward. Bottom line though, the most rational option is just to be solid - or face an indefinite amount of butt-rape.

naw u gotta join up somewhere

I think you'd have to join a gang.

you can beat up someone, but the gang will still come and shank you

Well the worst thing I do is smoke weed and I'm white so I'm probably safe, i keep to myself and I dont snitch, but if I somehow ended up in a pound me in the ass prison I'd probably end up as some sort of initiation target.

Apparently femboys are treated very well in max security prisons since most guys there are so detached from traditional gender due to their segregation from women that they see an innocent woman instead of a fag with lipstick who has committed serious crimes.

It depends on the prison.

There's Orange is the New Black prison, and Prison Break prison

this is true as well

Id just suck bbcs for protection

>tfw you will never go full tobias batshit crazy and scare everyone away from you

Slightly different prison politics here in Canada, from what I've learned. As long as you stand up for yourself respectfully and courageously, you probably stand a good chance of being recognized for it and left alone (if you're not in for a bitch crime). Either way, you back down and you're damning yourself to a fate far worse, imho.

>suck black dick
>get shanked by whites for being a race traitor

oh yeah canada is probably chill. probably full of red indian drunks or w/e

Depends where and the leverage i can have. In Greece i can probably pay the guards for my own room and when i would need some albos done. In the UK i have no idea but i assume i would at some point get shanked in intraprison jihad

its not gay if you don't enjoy it

Tbh I'll just join a spic gang and do stuff with them, when I'm alone I'll just keep to myself and workout.

I've been to several prisons and it's just boring as fuck, almost all of the violence is between gangs and if you were openly raping autistic nerds you'd get murdered by a lifer since to be blunt 100% of the population where molested as children and most despise sexual abuse and are comically homophobic.

In fact if you can read and write you'll be quite popular since it's full of completely uneducated people who'll love you if you can help them send a letter to their family or make sense of legal notices.

I'd shank him bruh for a ciggy

i got a bubble butt and no gag reflex i think ill be just fine lol

Shit,it's tricky. On one hand I lift and I look intimidating (6'1,220 lbs,buzz cut). On the other hand I am a huge pussy and I hate fights. My only chance of survival would be to join the other inmates in bullying the smaller ones.

>probably full of red indian drunks or w/e
In Manitoba, where I'm from, that's definitely the case. Nates are fucking savage though, so I'd say they are on par with any other race criminal. Although those MS13 guys in the states sound insane. There is also a lot of African immigrant criminals, they are the most savage since as children they saw far worse than they will ever see here. And the justice system is so leniant here, they can pile up tons of violent charges before being taken off the streets for a significant amount of time.

that'd be the mexicans ese

>mfw I spent nearly 4 years in prison for aggravated assault and attempted murder
literally just read books and smoked cigarettes and kept my head down to fly under the radar
outside of a small group of people most inmates just want to do the same and will leave you alone if you don't try to engage them
however, I am not American so ymmv

pussi

Yep,I would be all over those.

>aggravated assault and attempted murder
story time my nig

I'm not an American or other 3rd shitworlder, so yeah I would.

>110 lbs overweight
>lupus
>always tired

I'm already dead, let alone what'd happen in prison

I don't understand why its suddenly okay to be a full fledged faggot if you're in prison.

Everyone on this board has been without sex for upwards of 20 years and they aren't all gay rapists

Did you have any friends? Where did you go to prison?

You probably should

My white twink ass would get raped.

>the nuances of free expression and human arousal
What did he mean by this

>they aren't all gay rapists
You should go to /fit/.

In all seriousness, the difference is that they don't get to masturbate in peace or see women in general. Maybe they have some contraband mags or posters, but they don't have a sick computer rig with 5TB of porn and nobody to disturb them. Also, it's largely about power/dominance.

Yeah, let's have it

>Smoked cigarettes
So... Not Canada since they outlawed smoking in prison a while back. Gonna guess: Australia?

Not yet.

Oh god you been acting tough all thread and you are literally from Canada

Holy fuck my sides!

rekd

I've been to federal prison 3 times so far. Each time I ran that place like a king.
Nigger tries to start shit? BAM! Knocked his ass out cold.
Oh and the prison rapes? The only one doing the raping was me.
Basically, if you ever went to prison, you'd best be spreading your cheeks for me as a sign of submission. Otherwise you'll die out there.

>acting tough
Literally just said I'd rather die than be a prison bitch, maybe once your balls drop you could understand.

>all thread
I made one post

Of course. Pic related, it's me.

>I'm here for the data entry position

>implying mexicans aren't the most dangerous inmates

weirdly enough they're against buttsex

>Sup Forums in prison
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The only way I'm ever going to prison is as a visitor so yes.
If I ever do something that would warrant a sentence, it'll be under a jurisdiction that is unlike the one we have now and I'd probably be stoned or beheaded instead. No prison for me.

But for the sake of argument, let's assume I'm framed for something and put into prison. I don't know what German prisons are actually like on the inside (probably full of Muzzies at this point) but I guess my chances of survival would be decent. In the US, not so much. Skinny manlet with glasses.

Funny this thread pops up today; I was actually thinking about visiting a prison for shits and giggles (if that's possible at all) because I was going past one due to different work commutes this week (construction in the city).

>I've been to federal prison 3 times so far. Each time I ran that place like a king.
>Nigger tries to start shit? BAM! Knocked his ass out cold.
>Oh and the prison rapes? The only one doing the raping was me.
>Basically, if you ever went to prison, you'd best be spreading your cheeks for me as a sign of submission. Otherwise you'll die out there.

I went to prison instead of army just to see what it was like but I don't live in a third world shithole.

It was pretty comfy desu

yeah, Canada. It was 2005 -2009
I believe that happened shortly after, maybe 2011 or 2012?

anyways it was in an ontario city named kingston.
long story short I was at a house party and some guys showed up who weren't invited, one started groping / trying to get with almost every girl there.
caught him rubbing up on my gf at the time, waited till he was outside on the fire escape smoking, went out to join him and a verbal fight turned into a physical one.
his friends came out to try to help him so I picked up a brick that was being used to hold the door ajar and hit him in the head with it.
he fell down the steps and broke some ribs and suffered a concussion.
his friends beat the living shit outta me.
my sentence should have been a lot worse I guess but I had no priors and my brother in law was a criminal defense lawyer. also a few of my friends testified that he had started it and I was defending myself