That's what happens when you shit on your fanbase and use Feminist propaganda in a movie

That's what happens when you shit on your fanbase and use Feminist propaganda in a movie.

Star Wars is shit.

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Stop it's already dead

The word you want is 'antiquated'
the series relied on sfx and an otherwise humdrum movie to get by. It wasn't that Star Wars was or is good, it's that it had laser swords and guns in a movie in an era where guns on screen was pretty big fuckin news

Kylo Ren is a faggot, I have no idea why they added him.
Rey's a Mary Sue, through and through
Poe's the guy they added because they'd never have another Han Solo, but couldn't have Han Solo because they had to kill him in a really shitty plot hook to make Kylo Ren-- against all imagination-- even fucking worse
But the big flaw in the series was thinking it needed not just a seventh and eighth episode, but a third fucking new installment.

The series wasn't good enough to have a first episode, they had to hook people by calling it episode 4 like it had some magical huge fucking backstory.
which turned out to be 'alien bugs bunny does a bad decision at length' anyway. they finally unveil the 'big reveal' and it's that eps 1-3 are about Jar Jar Binks bein a dumb

The libs won, every major movie will have a lead female, black, Hispanic or a mix of the three... give up

Nigga pls tell me this is pasta

Jarjar Binks is way better than Rose Tico. (She's rapey)

nah i guess the word is shit, as in shitty, always have been, every fucking movie is a fucking bore

THIS

>muh feminists ruined my shit
yes they tend to do that, shouldn't have gone and watched it you moron.

Eh, what do these ratings even mean?

I was watching football and saw the channel above was playing Phantom Menace. It was listed as 3.5/4 stars and had a glowing description of how it continues the exciting saga in a good way.

After I finished laughing I realized that Disney can give their movies whatever rating they want and show them ad nauseum on their shit channels.

Glad that the fans aren't taking it up the ass from Disney like the 'legitimate critics' are.

>But the big flaw in the series was thinking it needed a new installment.
Fixed. Should have been done forever back in the 80s. Even the ewoks were a bit too shitty in 6.

I honestly enjoyed it in a way that I didn't expect. Kylo Ren // Ben Solo is the entire series' most compelling character and I'm willing to die on that hill

I liked this movie, what do you mean feminist propaganda?

Thanx nigger. Now none of the StormTrumpers are gonna shut up. Gonna turn into a 3 thread nerd-out.

Kinda in the same way palpatine is the only good/real character in episode 1-3. All the other characters are boring idiots with no logic other than thats what the script says. At least we could see palpatine loved fucking everyone over while navigating mostly alone over decades. All the other characters rang from useless to irrelevant to stupid to boring to unbelievable.

About the only time i compliment the prequels is palpatine's character/acting job. Even still, it relies on him controlling everyone in the universe at all times for multiple decades with nobody figuring it out, which is really stupid.

Those ratings mean what the audience thinks of it.

Butthurt sensitive pussies.

The rotten tomato ones yes, but the ones in the tv guide channel selection are clearly made up.

I remember the local critic gave barneys great adventure 5/5 stars and The Matrix 0.5/5 stars. This was opening weekend before everyone fell in love with the matrix. Same faggot critic moved it to 4 stars a week later.

>the ratings aren’t being manipulated by butthirt MRAs
ok

>actually believing this

>Feminist Propoganda

Or when you let retards take control of a franchise

So you're saying that people who saw the originals are MRAs and not that the new movies shit on everything but the music and special effects?

I heard they brought in Poe because the guyu that played Wedge refused to do another SW movie, so Poe was originally meant to be Wedge.

That's coming from my friend though so take that as speculation

Before The prequels were announced the movies didn't have an episode tag, and A New Hope was known only as Star Wars(1977)

True. A couple of the entertainment news shows in the US reported that the original "Wedge" actor said he thought it would be "boring". I choose to believe that he was given a run-down of the Disney re-hash/hatchet job and bailed.

Have you seen Star Wars: De-feminized fanedit (aka The Chauvinist Cut)

It's actually A LOT better!

I’m sorry somebody put more women in your Star Wars movie

There is women still in the movie retard, it calls it self de-feminized because it removes the feminist agenda. and it's also dubbed The Chauvinist Cut because of feminists screeching over it.

For instance it turns our shitty Mary Sue into a person that actually gets trained by Luke and this trilogy's equivalent of Jarjar has become a background character.

It makes it better by re-editing the movie to be more logical and emotionally compelling, not pushing the "YAY girl power, look how fucking progressive we are by having colored people as good guys and straight white men as villans".

It also has a lot darker tone, and completely removed the INCREDIBLY USELESS casino plotline that has the anti-rich, pro animal rights and anti-capitalist message.

It also makes Snoke better.

It also makes you care for the characters, regardless of gender.

say what you want but that light speed allahu akbar was the tits

Oh it's still there but it's better because now you got a likeable character dying instead of some new flamboyantly hair colored bimbo that no one knows and does nothing in the movie but make you hate her.

She was obviously meant to represent that feminist side that they think make her look strong and compitent but just makes her look like a complete and utter bitch.

Kylo Ren actually seems really evil in this version instead of some kind of whiny emo cunt.

OH GOD THE CREDITS!!!! AMAZING!!!