He announces that his next movie will be a horror film written and directed by the man himself

>he announces that his next movie will be a horror film written and directed by the man himself

What would you expect a horror film by him to be like?

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Slow, dialogue driven, flat cinematography and every frame has a digital effect.

Poetic

I've already seen the Phantom Menace

This one should star Jake Lloyd too.

He should make Cloverfield just to troll JJ Abrams

Jake Lloyd serial killer film

Star Wars VIII

>implying Attack of the Clones wasn't his horror magnum opus

It will be a making-of the "Han steps on Jabba's tail" scene. That should be horror enough.

I really miss George

JarJar Binks Spinoff

zany.

Basically just a scarier version of THX 1138

He already made a horror

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>What would you expect a horror film by him to be like?
Horrible.

>dialogue driven
God help us.

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horrific and full of shit like one would expect

>I don't like knives
>they're edgy and shiny, and they hurt everywhere

Its going to be the story of a man who tries his hardest but everyone shits on him constantly.

top-gosh-dang-kek

>A maaan...
>His big labour of love...
>He thought it was going to be great...
>But he went... to far in some places
>Experience the not so real... become frightful reality!

>"When is a door door not a door door?"
>See him unlock all reality
>"When it's a JAR JAR!"
>George Lucas... in...
>THE KEY TO ALL THIS