Roast Me. Pic related

Roast Me. Pic related

You look like a nice guy.

Honestly dude, if you lost some weight, got contacts, and got rid of those stupid fucking piercings, you could look like a badass celtic warrior

A true bearded gentleman.

FAT DUM FUK
FUK FAT FUK
FAT FUK SUX
DUM FAT FUK
SUK SUM DIK
BIG FAT FUK
EAT SUM FUK
DUM FAT TIT
LIK SUM CUM
FAT DUM FUK
SUK SUM DIK
DUM FAT TIT

user seems like a guy I'd have a beer with

You look like a nice guy

You look like my friend who I go fishing and hunting with. He's a solid dude.

I don't care what people look like. But because you posted your pic on Sup Forums I have to.

Loose some weight. That beard looks terrible. That piercing is dumb. If you fixed these three things you would look chad.

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You look like a gentle guy OP

You look too generic man.
Change it up a bit.
Shave, lose a bit of weight, cut your hair, moisturize and maybe change the glasses to more modern style maybe. Wear shirts with buttons and a nice colonge. Change is what you make a effort for

To reaffirm what everyone else seems to be saying, lose the ugly-ass piercings and work on your appearance a bit and you're nearly where you should be, ideally.

You kinda remind me of Ben Brode

cool

Not bad

Why does this photo look like a mugshot?
And where are your eyebrows man

Someone with better editing skills can do the rest. If you see what I see.

OP was twofaced all along...

Spotted this coming miles away

:)

your beard so epic even your halo is hairy. i like you bro.

Tadda. I knew you could see it too xD

Consider this my Final roast. Was so easy to roast. I did it in windows paint.

>look like a badass celtic warrior
or a sportswriter for the local newspaper.

I see your mspaint edit and raise you mspaint text.

piercings are as cringy as fuck.
Are you past the age of 17 yet?
That piercing shit is ancient fucking history man.
Time to get rid of that shit and grow a set of balls and stop living your life as a fucking idiot.
That beard will keep most people from thinking you're real.
Wanna be an edgy hipster snowflake? Keep on looking like you do now and the world will laugh at you forever.