Can you believe this? Apparently, (((americans))) decided it is a good idea to put GORILLIONS of BLACK balls on the surface of water to prevent the water from "getting sunburn". Pretty retarded if you ask me.
ITT: We make fun of those fat lard galaxies that are americans
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IIRC UK did it first
Also it works because science
>Old as fuck news
Omg america is always on the cutting edge of stupid shit that ends badly. Fuck that country sucks so much dick
If your intent was to make me google "Shade Balls" you succeeded.
>Huehuehuehue sai-yence is dum amirite
The black balls are to stop refraction from occurring you uneducated swine
ITT Retards taking obvious b8
what do you have against refraction? You're probably one of those reflection guys aren't you?
You're so fucking thick I could scoop a dollop of you and serve it next to my eggs
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sounds like something a reflection lover would say. REFRACTION FOR LIFE
breakfast trips
apologies, next time we will save the gorillions of black balls for your face, where you clearly desire them to be
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Thank the Democrats for their climate change pseudoscience.
what? this doesnt even
I know, right. It's as if science make no sense to aggrieved ass clowns who can't read.
This is literally just adding pollution to the oceans.. wut?? my brain *!?"#¤#&
why in the world are they wearing safety helmets?
Is there a one bag with a gorilla inside for surprise effect or what? I don't even.
> Science is retarded, because it hurts my feelings
The black balls prevent the surface of the water from being exposed to high energy gamma radiation, which is able to assist in vaporizing water. All liquids have what is called a "vapor pressure" which describes a liquids tendency to spontaneously transition from liquid to solid (not the same as boiling". The individual molecules of water on the surface of the water absorb the energy of a high-energy photon, which accelerates its speed and gives it the kinetic energy necessary to break the inter molecular dipole forces that hold the mass of water together in its liquid form.
TLDR it prevents water from evaporating.
Ladies and gentlemen, your average Trump voter!
>Be American
>Water Supply is BLACKED
corrections:
>gamma radiation isn't necessary, any old visible spectrum photon is enough. There tends to be more high energy photon outdoors (that provides for kinetic energy when absorbed by a water molecule) then when indoors.You can see this for yourself if you put a bowl of water in a room temperature room and wait. It wont ever boil, but it will evaporate all the same.
>"transition from liquid to solid" should say "transition from liquid to gas"
Not sure how that slipped past me
probably made out of plastic nice going retards
sounds fake and made up
>reads post
>"this person really knows what they are taking about"
>posts intentionally annoying post to bait a responce
>jerks off and cries in bed
Dafuq? Other than the statement after TL;DR the rest is mostly nonsense.
The black balls are used not only to prevent evaporation but also to stop UV radiation from breaking down the chlorine compounds used to keep the water disinfected and to stop algae growth.
Isn't this that one scene from the Avengers?
makes much sense because the evaporated water just dissapears, right?
damn, if we just had clouds and rain. maybe america can invent them for us?
WELCOME BACK TO 2015 Y'ALL!
2015 Sup Forums was better than 2018 Sup Forums
It keeps the water in the reservoirs where it’s useful.
this person is a fucking idiot that just makes stuff sounds scientific... all he said is "water evaporates and the balls stop it a decent ammount"
absolutely no need for the other bullshit just so people ask what it means
except that without a bit a background info, most people wouldn't believe that black balls are the best way to stop evaporation. More information isn't bad.
It actually tricks black people into thinking they are fellow niggers, and because none of them can swim they drown.
is this drinking water?
lol enjoy your plastic water endocrine disrupters folks
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2015 was a great year
lemmy died on christmas
>tfw the water didn't get sunburned
>Also known as bird balls
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that.
i can see muricans putting that stuff in the ocean any time soon...
Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
I am thick. Im long too. I bet you would love my long,thickness with your breakfast.
no it wasn't the banana was really bad back then
It has to do with something about algae but nice bait thread retard
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the whole last 2/3 of your brambeling is the explanation of why water evaporates... tell me anybody who would deny or question that water evaporates
nigger water is a solid not a gas
>Confusing sunburning water with evaporation.
Good job.
americans
i mean they deny that the earth is a globe
its a liquid you bafoon
still stupid, evaporation produces rain and stops floods
Today I learned my taxes are funding black balls.
Again, more information isn’t a bad thing. It’s useful background information and provides the substance for a claim. If you were capable of that, I’m sure people wouldn’t think of you as a total fucking joke. As the other user (who isn’t me) pointed out, I’ve provided a proper mechanism for what the balls do to accomplish thier task. There is a major difference between saying “water evaporates” and providing the reasoning for it. Most people don’t know what a “vapour” even is, let alone it’s interactions with its liquid form. The fact you think that makes me an idiot is incredibly ironic.
I bet you’re a trump voter.
BLACKED
Britain in the 18th century:
>Criminals to Australia
>Retards and idiots to America
Later
>Sire, the retards want independence
>Alright, we'll pretend to fight them then let them have it because we don't want them anyway
21st century
>How the absolute fuck did they become the most powerful country in the world
>rain stops floods
k bud
it's for dams and such where you dont want it to evaporate
such an old bait LMAO
this is some old ass pasta m8
>pretend to fight
>let them have it
>How it actually went down
Britain in the18th Century
>Almost anyone with any ambition who isn't a chinless inbreed leaves to the colonies. (The rest later die in WW1 and 2.)
Later
>Sire, the colonies want independence
>Wiffle bobble bibbington blurb durp, fetch more tea.
21st Century
>PART AND PARCEL
You eat ice cream with eggs?
>Shade Balls
Polyethylen does not contain endocrine disruptors, as like BPA or DDT.
>bronchitis
This is now a dinosaur thread
>Retards and idiots to America
Nice try. Retards and idiots are the ones who don't get in the lifeboats when the ship sinks.
there's a difference between a lack of education and a lack of knowledge. But yeah, the uneducated are swine.
Can people still even fall for this? This technique was taught in my 7th grade, 9th grade, and 11-12th grade, and it's been referenced for my last three years of college. It keeps water reservoirs full during periods of heavy sun and heat, and they're easily filtered out for later use. Nothing but good for both us and the environment. Who here doesn't understand why it's beneficial to do this?
Wow something getting black-balled more than you OP.
In a few years maybe it'll beat your mom.
Almost as hard as your dad does.
We're fucked
kek
Oh good its been a while since i seen this pasta
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Above 71% water is on earth's surface. Amerifats are retarded. FAT bitches
>if we had clouds and rain
Well considering this is done in southern California who has been stuck in a drought for quite some time, maybe you're just an idiot that can't think beyond the scope of your own stupidity.
Those are not Americans, bird brain.
Those are idiots in california.
And its not science. Its hipster shit, like that degasseous nig.
weak
stale
Holy fuck I want to lie on that beach while they bounce over me.
Yes
Plastic is a bad conductor of heat
Been going on for years and it works fucker. America has led innovation on this rock for the last hundred years or so...so...you're an idiot. That said, these threads need those little flags so we can see what lame country you're from. God, we will never have peace.
Agreed
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