2017

>2017
>listening to manlets
explain this

why are so many listening to manlets like lil uzi, xxxmanletcion and kendick 'fuck whites' llama?

I AM AS TALL AS A KID
AY
CAN'T REACH TH-

wait, wrong person

1 2 3 4 5'6"
I am the shortest rapper in this bitch!

What the hell is so bad about being short? You can fit easily in dumbwaiters and ditches to hide from zombies in an apocalypse, theoretically.

manlet detected

Have fun inside a zombie nigger's mouth.

have fun not reaching things

Nothing wrong with being short and i'm 6'1". I would never understimate another man because of his height.

How's the weather up there?

YO NIGGA ONE TWO ONE TWO
IF I WAS TALL NIGGA I'D HAVE IT ALL
MUFUCKIN LANKLETS
CALLIN US MANLETS
NIGGA I PULL OUT MY PIECE AND BLAST DAT LANK
I CAP HIS ASS AND MAKE HIM WALK THE FUCKIN PLANK
PUSSY GAME AIN'T STRONG
BITCHES DON'T PUT UP WITH MY SHIT FOR LONG
AND I'M STRUGGLIN I'M STRUGGLIN
OTHER MIDGETS TRYIN AND NOW THE BITCH BE JUGGLIN

Name of Song?

great, how's being rejected based on your height?

every rapper is a fuckin manlet its pathetic

...

Terrible, because I'm 5'11" and my girlfriend's a local librarian cutie.

K.

*blocks your path*
*am(anlet)ogs you*
*steals your gf*
*writes 8 albums worth of songs about what a cunt she is*

ima proud manlet yo bitches won't hurt me

i can't reach shit but i'm happy

OP is a manlet.

This isn't as often as Sup Forums would make it seem

>PUSSY GAME AIN'T STRONG
>BITCHES DON'T PUT UP WITH MY SHIT FOR LONG
well shit got depressing real quick.

Oh shit I'm 5'6 as well, that's cool I guess.
Any other GOAT short rappers?

your girlfriend is going to cheat on you

You don't know that. Dubs says she doesn't.

*does

>What the hell is so bad about being short? You can fit easily in dumbwaiters and ditches to hide from zombies in an apocalypse, theoretically.
Literally the most re.ddit thing I've read today.

I never knew that everything you say never said on Sup Forums before automatically gets branded as /r/eddit. Guess I've learned nothing from my 8 years here.

ITT: Retards

I'm 6'8" and I absolutely abhor it. Being tall is a curse.

I don't know why, but I always found taller girls more attractive.

I'm a dude... but yeah to me, taller girls are more attractive than shorter girls.

Why are men so evil to one another? You guys always have to put each other down.

OP, of all things for you to be insecure of, height's one of them?

these dubs say she's sucking a nigger's dick right now

I know, but I was trying to help you feel less insecure about your stature, if that helped.

>breathes in
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lol zombies XD

r/eddit to the fucking bone

No dubs says Reddit is better than Sup Forums.

There are plenty of girls out there like that, though. I once knew a girl who was 5'4" and said that she would never date any guy under 6 foot. She got upset when someone told her that that's like a guy saying he'd never date a girl whose tits are too small.

They're insecure and competitive.
It's not all men, it's just the vapid men with an undeveloped social core here who think there's some strict rulebook for success in life and with girls.

Xxx is a Manlet? Thats probably why hes so insecure and beats his gf but not depression

think you meant THESE dubs vro!