Ask the leader of a Satanist death cult and former convicted murderer anything

Ask the leader of a Satanist death cult and former convicted murderer anything

Why are you such a try-hard? You can't possibly think Satan would be impressed by you. Half the people in power in the world are demonstrably evil, and you think one we murder and a head-tatt is gonna turn the Dark Lord's head?

Are you up for hire and willing to teach me your ways?

>Ask a faggot anything

How's high school going?

Are you a hard Cyndi Lauper fan? Or is your hair a whoopsie?

why do you pasta this so often and then never reply op?

What did your cell mates say when they found out you were really innocent?

why are you so fat and retarded

Bunch of pencil neck weak faggots here

>former convicted murderer
I was convicted of a crime once, but I got better!

You look like a fat ugly lesbian

what's it like being this much of a soyboy brainlet?

how many people are in your cult and what is the criteria for joining?

Does your mom know that you're on the internet again?

Is your mama going to leave you here house/.

Have you pooped today?

Cute picture sugar tits. Show us your pussy

Are your parents going to let you stay in their house forever?

Ill bite, what was your personal reason for turning to the dark-lord.

I hope so she’s makin him chicken tendies

What about we make that guy give us money and then kill him?

All all the other people watch?

Holy fuck can you please keep the side receding hairline ponytail

u are just a pathetic idiot,who hate everyone becouse some ppl treatet you like shit.and now u try to give the ppl the suffering what you ones had back.in the end u will die lonly and poor.no one cares little kid

Tell us about the murder you did, please.

I want to know what qualifies you to be the leader of a death cult. where did you learn the day in day out running of such a thing.

You spelled loser wrong.

You pencil neck faggots think you got what it takes to fuck with a convicted murderer ?

Wait a second, CWC is that you? Are you a man again with a new autistic tattoo?

Why are you using my picture for your retarded thread?
Fucking stop it you mongoloid fuck.

Is this the new andy log repeat bullshit?

>former convicted murderer
How did you get unconvinced?

u a little fat bitch,no more.one punch cry bby.

No! I'm Spartacus!

You look like a fat retard. Unironically kill yourself, faggot

No, I'm Spartacus!

the only thing you're convicted of is being a fat edgy manchild

Ditto.

You look like a fat skrillex

you look inbred

You ever just look at someone and be like, man, that guy fucks kids, that's what you look like

The only thing you're murdering is the mac n' cheese at an all you can eat buffet.

Never fucked with a convicted murderer

>satanist
so you're mentally challenged?

nice spoon collection

Kek

tbh i think you should fix your nasty ass eyebrows

Convicted pedophile you mean.

I'm Spartacus, yes I'm the real Spartacus, all you other Spartacii are just imitating!

How is your spoon collection, is it diverse?

Show us your spoon collection OP

>convicted murderer

convicted of murderering what? Your gender identity?

Thanks dude!

How do you become a "former" convicted murderer?

Isn't that 4lyfe?

Are those spoons for every day drug cooking or only for company?

nice fivehead

I like this Bitch who is she ?

I was convicted of killing a elderly lady

On parole

lol what a fag. he hasn't killed shit. maybe his dick when hes alone

This guy gets it.

OP is like "ooh, I killed someone once" while Stalin and Hitler are down in Hell going "fuckin' get a load of dis guy!" and laughing their asses off.

Fucking pussy. You need another tattoo on your forehead that reads "TryHard". Loser.

Nevermind OP I'll buy your entire spoon collection

What did the old lady do to get parole?

they are all fucking liars. real killers don't say shit

Why was the old lady on parole? Was it some kind of gangland hit?

Beat me to it. kek.

faggots

wow OP you look familiar

Show me your ass op.

Woof

9/10

When will you move out if ma's house?

So you're a coward. Some type of bottom feeder that can only prey on on the weak and defenseless. Is it because of your gender identity issues?

looks like someone's 40 year old transgender "aunt" who decided to transition a month ago

source or fuck off

Heh, not bad OP. But I'm a convicted rapist-murderer with 3 different skull tattoos on each arm plus a broken heart with an arrow through it on my chest. My dick is 6 inches long and i can hold my breath for 4 minutes.

I'm assuming your last sentence is related?

Someone photoshop him in this nascar crowd please

>Satanic death cult
>chaos star tattoo
Choose

>Satanist
>Chaos cuck tattoo

Haha okay heretic faggot.

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It fit even better than I had imagined

Not exactly a Satanist though are you ya stupid cunt as it's literally in the satanic commandments that you can't murder an innocent person unless for food or self defence.

Satanism isn't even that evil in retrospect, goes to show how little you looked it up before you made this shitty troll post my guy.

Dude, this guy goes to my LGS, nice roleplaying OP.

Nice Warhammer tattoo.

>"Take the darn diddly picture already Cletus"