PENS (3) vs CAPS (1) GAME 5

craps on suicide watch edition

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Pittsburgh Penguins forwards Sidney Crosby and Conor Sheary have passed their baseline concussion tests.
Crosby and Sheary will be game time decisions for Game 5.

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kind of prefer is they sat out for another game just to be sure. not like we need either of them to end the craps.

taking bets on how hard the caps try and end crosby's career as soon as he steps onto the ice.

How many more 2nd-round exits will the caps have to endure in order for >craps to become the new >rags?

Caps outshoot pens in every game so far so they should win this one.

Let's go Pens!

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The OP image is really problematic. Can we please change it, thanks.

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The rags shut the caps down too so I think that's already happened

who /PITTSBURGH/ here?

its fuckin cold out there you fuggin jagoffs

>Actually wanting the penguins to win

You're all no better than New England fans

never. >rags is enternal

who is this baby-batter beauty?

When is this degenerate horse shit going to end

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Only good can come from rushing Crosby back from a concussion.

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Ovechkin going for the Sun Jian look

Wizard here.

Doc will ask Pierret what Crosby returning does for his team (opens up a lot of space for his wingers; Pierre would love to be one), and whether Ovechkin will stick with the same forwards or move around, to which Pierre answers that they'll move him around.

For me, it's Karlsson as Guan Yu on the snes

How long does NBC have the rights to NHL?

Lets fuckin go pens!

Has the pony race ended yet?

Until 3005.

How's everybody's Saturday going

>crosby unded

>Sidney Crosby confirmed ready for tonight

WEW
E
W

>pongs will be in the finals again
CAN THE CRAPS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?

About as shitty as every other Saturday.

Not true. I know a buddy who works for the MLB, and he said hbo is setting up streaming for the NHL
The rights weren't cheap

Yes idiot

*Blocks your heads path*

what do Sup Forums?

caps will lose

Soon.

Sorry to hear that user. Do you want to talk about?

WASHINGTON LEADS 3-1

WOW

WASHINGTON IS LEADING 3-1

BOOM

lol

based crosby suiting up for the lads, what a guy

GOOd talking to a tinder cutie. She wants to get high in my car. This is rare and I want to cum in her mouth

awful
lost 150 mmr in dota
almost lost a fingernail trying to open up my phone to change the SIM card
caps getting eliminated
might just kms at this rate
and took me fucking 5 tries on the captcha too

No they cannot

No. My life is shit, but I make a lot of money, so I stick around.

Did I see the line combos correctly? Alzner is a forward tonight on the 4th line?

Sounds suspicious. Almost like they expect to lose a defenseman to a game misconduct.

>up til 4:30 playin games/sister's drunk friends being loud as shit
>wake up at 8:30 to go to her graduation
>sit through a boring bullshit ceremony
>go to eat
>come home
>nap
>rags
>this

this is it lads, the final nail in the coffin

Is she supposed to be attractive?

Pens cheating already.

Got an 8 ball and ready to go!

/Who??/

Did you at least fuck one of them? Always wanted to do that but never made it happen

What does Ovechkin actually do?

>the linesmen wearing capitals jerseys in the seats don't understand
craps fans btfo

God Ovechkin was standing wide open for 20 seconds there during that board battle.

lol one trick pony ovechbitch not gonna get a cup

ovi's fuckin hilarious

obvs rule it a completely legitimate play.

>shoot puck
>repeat
>score
>occasionally have a burst of speed and demolish some poor fool

he's le stand in the faceoff circle and shoot mane

Score a prodigious amount of (regular season) goals.

10 in Shitsburgh

Two Pens players ded

Why are niggers like Tom Wilson allowed in the league?

Wilson's gonna murder someone tonight

2 minutes for a clean hit.

attempts to spend as much of the game standing still in the offensive zone left faceoff circle as possible

>wilson gooning it up not even 5 minutes into the game

so are you guys trying to win or just hurt people?

>penalty on Wilson
Guy can't catch a break

No ring. Maybe she's from Washington after all.

>Wilson does something stupid

I hope he doesn't survive this offseason shakeup

Why the penalty? Poor pens can't handle getting dominated so they need refpuck

>There's a lot of meat on that sandwich

when is Pit gonna get the puck

fuck hockey this is gay

that scotiabank hokkei commercial is gr8

Pierre's gonna label it a charge.

Good. If we can't win, we should at least murder as many pongs as possible to decrease their chances of winning the next round

Why are massive faggots like the entire pittsburgh roster allowed in the league?

>clean hit
>penulty called because you're not allowed to check Penguins
epic simply epic

kek Tom Wilson really is a shitter

female benalty box attendant

Caps fans have no respect for the game, probably don't even know anything about it.

Wilson's going to get 25 to life after this game

Blatant attempted murder

I love it.

>Elevates into a guys back
>Clean

>we
What line you on m8?

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boner

>being this autistic

The Guentzel hit was called a charge, not the Daley hit. And it was called a charge due to the number of strides.

Still learning the rules, you dumbfuck yinzer?

Pongs shook af
This going to game 6

Caps playing the part of the temperamental crybaby yet again. Should have paid the refs more you fucking fags.

Ovi's ass was so destroyed by men that he had to practice on the third line.

>pooper play

i swear to god if we don't win this game the caps can just have the cup.

>pens getting outplayed AGAIN
rip caps, you had a good run

5th line la

Can't they do both?

gatorade me bitch

Is Mia at the game tonight?

Gib stealth succ

Fuck you in the ass and fuck your mother in the ass you Russian cuck.