/bundes/liga

15:30
Hamburg - Mainz

17:30
Freiburg - Schalke

2. Bundesliga
13:30
Bochum - Bielefeld
Fürth - Karlsruhe
Stuttgart - Aue

night

g'nite

hello i am here

hi, how was you're day?

Would be fun if Bayern actually bought Kyle Walker.

but will tuchel setup the team so this is happens? ie will he play weigl and dahoud together?

should be interesting

yes that may keep him there but teams generally stick with a settled defense even in europe, so Conte may feel fine with those 5 to fight for the 3 places, though personally i think christensen is better than ake.

>will he play weigl and dahoud together?
yeah why not. On paper, they complement each other quite well.

good night

hello

too many people in my bundes

>ip count: 6
huh?

I wish Dortmund were willing to spend a bit more. Make a signature signing. Why not throw a small fortune after one of those Belgians at Tottenham.

How many days until Bayern wins the league?

the 2018 title? about a year.

messi m8

~350

worded that stupidly, will Dahoud be first-choice is what i meant.

>tfw starting to fear how Zanka will embarrass me next season

Great thread

ty

*Zanks you*

*clutches my face and collapses on the floor while my teammate who you should have been marking scores in the distance*

Tuchel must win the league next year or he'll never get a job abroad. Next year will be his only chance or else he's fucked.

He will leave Dortmund after they lose to Frankfurt in the Pokal

He sure has the potential. But as always, it depends on how the player presents himself during the training sessions

please, every MLS team would love to have him.

They would probably ask him to leave if that happens
Yeah but he's really ambitious, he's not like Hecking or something who's content with coaching mid table Bundesliga clubs forever, he wants to go abroad and manage a big teami n the EPL or something but nobody would hire a guy who has never won anything.

yeah maybe

you can easily extend that to the entire team. i doubt that obama will leave and the younglings can be held for one additional season, too. after that it will be difficult. dembele, pulisic, weigl will be bought out in two seasons if 17/18 won't be exceptional. obama might go. reus, pisscheck, castro, papa will be old. next season is the only chance to win big. after that we will get years of average results.

i was joking hun :)

B U N D U C K S

I had a Grand Ouvert today, ama

Arsenal will take him

>ama
was ist ein ,,Grand Ouvert''?

I always wanted to learn Skat desu.

fuck off numale cuck

>tfw able to play Skat, Doppelkopf and various variants of Poker
feels goodman

ok sorry. bye.

very rude

fuck off re ddit cuck

...

Who is that twink?

That's Kasper Dolberg

good night

Does he have an inviting twink butthole?

thats odegaard

you know? that wunderkind molding somewhere on a bench

*attacks you again*

Good night

I don't know

No it's Kasper Dolberg

*leaves thread*

Is anyone keeping an eye on Ajax's Scandinavian scout?

He seems to have a type

Holy shit, my friends!
I touched the boobs of a female that wasn't my mother for the first time in my life today. I just got released out of custody.


Otherwise, shitty results and matches today (yesterday by now, I guess). Let's hope HIV gets btfo once and for all tomorrow and finally has the 2.Bundes season it so richly deserves.

...

Uuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhh

he looks pretty happy in that jersey

i just figured out he isn't even danish

the more you know, huh?

gonna need some more info

Ya

There was a stage, I was in the crowd. I danced up to a girl. She didn't look around but let me come and danced closer to me rubbing her ass on my front. I felt her up; touched her bra, touched her breasts, first from the outside, then underneath her shirt. We continued like this for a bit, she turned around and we kissed pretty intensely (first time I properly kissed a girl, too). My hand went done her pants, she was shaven, but it was seemingly too far for her as she just said "Sorry..." and went away.
So, I probably fucked it up, but I know I would have regretted not doing it. I was not in custody, that was for the memes,
Now I feel emptier than ever, though; knowing what I could have, what I want constantly but just never having reached it. I will never see her again (I didn't even see her properly today), she probably won't even remember this.while I can't stop thinking about it and drink a lot of alcohol to make me forget about my glimpse of the normie life, my glimpse of happiness.

Thanks for reading my blog.


/bunde/ related: i will again tell you that I hope HIV leaves the league soon; they really need a season to restructure themselves. Not a meme restructure like at the beginning of every season with some new investor, but an actual, forced one. Just look at what happened to Werder in the seasons after their only relegation.

you are a degenerate

kys

>he looks pretty gay in that jersey

whatever makes you happy

Nice post

nice m8

Thanks for the (you)'s, mates. They cheered me up a little.

what the fuq

How many different US f(l)ags (hehehe) visit /bundes/ regularly?

rude

only 1. all me

You don't need a normie life to be happy. You just have to accept yourself the way you are

Ah, thx.


Please no.

Well, goood night! See you in a few hours.

night

i not going to watch this plebeian league

>tfw too drunk to type a proper reply to a /bundes/ virgin

post butthole


also are you drinking Paulaner(tm) the beer of Bayern Munchen?

>You just have to accept yourself the way you ar
No one does that

ETZALA A GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE

>You don't need a normie life to be happy. You just have to accept yourself the way you are

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning

Wojak here sorta looks like a young Uncle Jun

>had to check out online vids to check if that's a man or woman
>I'm still not sure

slut

hello where is the denmarks

>t. Immobile

Frankfurt : Buyern 11.00
M'Gladbach : Leverkusen 11.00
Essen : Jena 14.00
Sand : Freiburg 14.00
Hoffenheim : Duisburg 14.00
Tabbine : Wolfsburg 14.00

The Potsdam match is broadcasted on RBB. If you have european SatTV you can watch it in HD for free.

Please watch our sport!

please stop posting about amateur leagues

Hello?

Wimminz football is fun to watch. You should give it a try. Maybe today? RBB 14.00

hand out the three points and nobody gets hurt

It is Oberliga, possibly Landesliga level. I can just watch that instead.

>HIV+

...

>bullying the Taktikfuchs
Watzke is a retard. good thing we have a competend #2 in Germany now.

*shoots*

Watzke is such a cuck.

>my sister invited a bunch of friends and they are making noise
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

yes, yes gooooood morning!


are they male or, if not, attractive?

No, and I don't know as I haven't left my room

*pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts*

okay

Buyern 4:2 BTFOed!

Give Potsdam all your strength \o/\o/\o/\ö/\o/\o/

are you afraid of them?