This movie is great

This movie is great.

You're welcome.

its a chick flick lol

It is. Perfect marriage of spectacle and drama.

>ywn run through an engine room with a qt

>ywn fuck Rose in a car on the ship and fog up the glass

>pick up you bastards

What did he mean by this?

>ywn kick around a block of ice on the deck of a doomed ship with your mates

You planted that you cunt.

5 compartments!

Slap that bitch, Cal!

>go back and turn the heaters on in our rooms, I'd like a cup of tea when we return

You won't be returning to the room you silly cow.

>4 hours

Sheeeeit

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HOLD THE LEFT SIDE!

>unimaginable bastard

I've never heard this insult anywhere else.

The ambiance you get from that half-sunk exterior set with the submerged lights is like nothing else on film.

Just thinking that just now. It's masterful. Jim was in his element.

>punching someone that's trying to help you

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Young men visiting this board, please know that you do not have to sacrifice your life to save some chick you met on a boat. Fucking hell, your life is worth more than that.

I could literally make a better movie than this about the Titanic if given the same budget

Anyone else mad that the stupid roastie slut doesn't die on the ship?

I certainly was

Fuck women

Pls go Cal.

its probably not.
but im not letting that stop me.

I feel sorry for the man that ended up with that cunt.

>women will literally throw away their future to whore themselves out to a person they just met

What did they mean by this?

Don't trust women.

Middle class English bitch gets dicked by working class IRA, Tories BTFO

Women are dogshit

If men weren't biologically programmed to be attracted to their bodies, they would have been killed off a long time ago

>ywn go on a romantic adventure on the ship of dreams with best girl

remember that she was married to someone else after this

whore

Gentlemen it has been a privilege playing with you tonight

>scenes women will never understand

>be her husband for over 30 years
>she still pines and dreams over the dick of some guy she fucked on a boat when she was young
>kills herself so she can be with said guy

>Play Duke Nukem Zero Hour
>Titantic level
>Car in hold
>has hand print on the window

nice.jpg

>They never listened to us anyway
>keeps playing till the end

based beyond measure

Movies men will never understand general?

Men can understand everything.

Lol

Had a cruiseship romance once

pretty overrated desu, it's not the same if it isn't directed by Cameron

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Then why do kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

>they literally built a museum for a movie

What did potatoniggers mean by this?

this actually happened :,(

Because kids are fucking stupid.

Fuck you, that's a good museum.

The transcripts of the SOS messages made me tear up twice.

>why didn't the captain just get on a lifeboat?

So much fucking asspain

L O N D O N
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Since you clearly aren't a man

>watch Titanic
>find out icebergs actually exist
I'm spooked, lads.

>live 50+ years with your husband that loves you
>your version of heaven is meeting the peasant boy you used for an ego boost 70 years ago and knew for a grand total of 2 days

Rose was a despicable cunt. The worst "good" character in the history of cinema.

Can you post the original image please?

I never understood why both of them couldn't fit on that huge door. Or why he couldn't find another piece of debris from that huge ship. There must have been a dresser or door or something floating about.

Used to have it by deleted it. Can't find it anymore.

justwhitepeoplethings

Wasn't he keeping it balanced for her? If he had left it might have tipped.

Because women get wet for men who sacrifice themselves for them.

They're fucked in the head, I know.

True kino.

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Red Pill: The Movie

>Implying /film/ wouldn't be just as bad as Sup Forums

Shitposters would flock to it.

based jim

/his/ hasn't gone to complete shit yet like everyone assumed it would

I think Sup Forums shitposters would be far more persistent. Lots of bots as well.

I agree completely with what Jean-Luc said in this week’s Elle: it’s garbage. Cameron isn’t evil, he’s not an asshole like Spielberg. He wants to be the new De Mille. Unfortunately, he can’t direct his way out of a paper bag. On top of which the actress is awful, unwatchable, the most slovenly girl to appear on the screen in a long, long time. That’s why it’s been such a success with young girls, especially inhibited, slightly plump American girls who see the film over and over as if they were on a pilgrimage: they recognize themselves in her, and dream of falling into the arms of the gorgeous Leonardo.

Anyone else getting ads for Slavic girls?