Tell me a story
Tell me a story
Eli Edwards
Mason Ortiz
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James Russell
One time me and my friends tried to tranquilize a sheep, we went to this farmers sheep pen in the dead of night and tried to inject one. They kept running away so we never got one, was still fun though
Josiah King
mkay
Ryan Campbell
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Jaxson Lee
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Noah Garcia
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Evan Morales
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Jonathan Jackson
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Josiah Rogers
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Joseph Long
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Carter Johnson
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Jeremiah Hill
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Parker Lee
>be me
>20th Birthday
>beta virgin autistic
>completely oblivious to my beta nature
>two of my chad friends invite their 8/10s to the house party
>got too drunk
>they start making out in front of me
>not sure what to do
>start playing Cradle of Filth on my phone to let everyone know I'm cool
>"yo let's switch partners"
>they acting as if I'm not there
>also this is all happening in my own bedroom
>decide to drink more and watch all 4 of them fugg each other
>get a boner
>stomach churning
>all the cheap chinese food is draining down me pipe
>have a loud satisfying fart
>I'm on the verge of passing the fuck out so I just laugh at my own fart and sleep
>wake up next day only to find everyone is gone and my house is a wreck
>condoms and empty booze bottles everywhere
>tfw mom and dad must be coming in like an hour
>Happy birthday to me
Jason Hughes
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Jonathan White
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Camden Ward
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Mason Turner
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Isaiah Cook
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Kayden Howard
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Landon Ortiz
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Levi Ortiz
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Hunter Walker
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Nicholas Brown
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Josiah Ramirez
Thanks. Remember reading this when I was a kid.
Harrowing.
Tyler Barnes
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Jack Harris
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Brody Gutierrez
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Hudson Cook
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Michael Lopez
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Kevin Morris
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Adrian Clark
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Joseph Richardson
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Nathan Morales
Nice touch.
Great job posting!
Landon Richardson
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Jordan Garcia
top laff
Kayden Fisher
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Brody Gutierrez
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Eli Gomez
This is the story of a girl, who cried a river and drowned the whole world
Austin Jenkins
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Xavier Price
No
Brayden James
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Tyler Bennett
its a horrible song I know, and now it´s stucked in your head for the rest of the day, you´re wellcome
Lucas White
Don't know what you're going on about. Didn't want you to spoil the flow of the story.
Christopher Turner
It was the lyrics of a one hit wonder popular in the late 90´s
Ian Allen
Sorry, haven't got a clue.
Who's it by?
Christian Ross
Think it was third eye blind
Charles Scott
What's with this thumbnail...?
Jeremiah Peterson
Your mother's a whore
Luis Perry
Many moons ago in a village far far away. I'd procured a rather large quantity of cosmic nectar. Everything was going fine until the neighborhood wannabe gangster appeared behind me, got next to my vehicle and tossed an assortment of smoke bombs on top of it. I was aghast. Did he have any clue what sort of deed I was in the middle of? What sort of penance I'd have to endure?
And I was the little faglet then. Who am I kidding I still am.