What are things you think every proper human being should be able to do, Sup Forums?

What are things you think every proper human being should be able to do, Sup Forums?

I'll start
>Run a mile
>Swim a mile
>Hike 20 miles
>Do 20 pushups and 5 pullups
>Be able to manage in a fistfight or wrestling match
>Drive a car, ride a bike and perform simple repairs on both
>Use and handle a gun properly, know how to fish, hunt and how to find water
>Understand, read and write at least 2 languages
>Math up to elementary calculus and familiarity with the basics of all natural sciences
>Use a computer including basic programming tasks, image and text editing and how to use google
>Know the basics of electrical appliances, electronics and basic woodworking
>Be familiar with and understand the history of mankind and one's country as well as the traditions of one's country

>fire a gun
>change a tire
>cook your own food

If you're an American male and can't do these three things, you are worthless to society and should be culled from the population.

no

Work for a day without paying 60% tax to support Jamal and his Somali family while they occupy the best parts of my country, Sven.

> be white

Well he has a pretty solid excuse. What's yours?

>cook your own food
do pop tarts count?

>human being
>mankind
You globalist cuck.

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why speak 2 languages when you speak english?

for the record, I can speak conversational spanish though.

the boys/men should know how to fight. it's important for proper development.

I see your point. You must know from experience what it's like to be invaded and taken over by shitty human leeches who didn't build the country.

I've seen you in a few threads now, having fun?

To be fair, I can do all of those things (Never been in a fight and my Spanish is rusty, but the rest are OK). What do I win?

>A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

>20 pushups and 5 pullups
what are we? women?

Can we have more pictures of Aryan women standing in wheat fields?

I still need to work on the pullups and learn how to handle a gun and a fishing rod.

>be an interesting person who can hold a conversation and not have to look at you phone for long periods of time or have to excuse yourself to go masturbate to anime in the bathroom stall

>2 languages
what if the entirity of the world can already speak your mother tongue? most countries poor will never need this.
>math up to calculus
beyond a 5th grade education is completely unnecessary to function in society.
>history of (((mankind)))
wtf do you mean by this?

I think running a basic household is something most people can't do.

This includes washing, cleaning, cooking, managing a budget, having your affairs in order (bills, rent, insurance).

It also includes knowing how to shop for good deals and knowing what the fuck you're buying. If you're buying meat do you know what your cut of meat even is? Where does it go on the animal? What is it supposed to look like? What muscle fibre is it, and what does that imply for texture and what meals you can make with it?

I see people make stew off filet pieces and it's a goddamn sin.

My point being - forget the fancy jack of all trades, hunting, woodcarving manly man shit - if you can't even head a household and take care of yourself in everyday life, you've failed as a human being.

It gets even more complex when you add in children. Making sure they get the right nutrition, go to the right schools, study enough (but don't get burned out or indoctrinated with bullshit), socialize (but not become little phone slaving drones)..

The fact that most people in this thread won't talk about real world stuff is just more evidence for my point. Everyone just wants to flee their responsibilities and live in some fantasy.

Basic calculus is easy as fuck. If you can't derivate and integrate 4x^2+6x+2 you need to consider sudoku.

>your standards r too high

Mfw the Aryan women in wheat fields meme is true

>beyond a 5th grade education is completely unnecessary to function in society
Sure you can survive but you will be unbearable stupid and be very unlikely to achieve much.

>what if the entirity of the world can already speak your mother tongue

Well, that's true, but learning a foreign language is still a neat challenge.

Are there really people who cant do the first 5? Hell, first 4

Pullups are difficult with little muscle mass. Sue me.

What a load of horse shit

>Run a mile
>Swim a mile
>Hike 20 miles
>Do 20 pushups and 5 pullups

That's it? This isn't even fit, it's 'im not a downs syndrome obese fuck' level of fitness. FFS walking isn't excersise , you obviously are some fat nerd who just started working out at age 25

Which is further solidified by:
>Be able to manage in a fistfight or wrestling match

What's that even supposed to mean. Go pick fights with random albanians off the street and see how quickly you get stabbed you fucking moron

>Use and handle a gun properly, know how to fish, hunt and how to find water

First of all you don't need any of these in the modern world and secondly if you think you should 'hunt' in a survival situation you are beyond retarded

>Use a computer including basic programming tasks, image and text editing

Of course every single Sup Forums nerd won't stop going about 'muh programming' as if it's something hard (every piece of shit indian can do it) or even useful in landing a decent job lmao

>i'm le aryan warrior that gets winded after running a mile and can barely do 20 pushups

>What are things you think every proper human being should be able to do, Sup Forums?
I'll start

Wrong at start. There are male and female humans. Some things belongs to male, some to females.

>Run a mile
>Swim a mile
>Hike 20 miles
>Do 20 pushups and 5 pullups
Partly agree. Those means that you're in good physical shape, but some people just can't do that. Swim a mile is overkill - just being able to swim normally is good.
>Be able to manage in a fistfight or wrestling match
Agree but male related
>Drive a car, ride a bike and perform simple repairs on both
Better if you said perform basic manteinance. Modern cars are a nightmare to put your hands on, they are designed to be serviced by professionals. But basic manteinance is required - some people just don't know what happens inside a car when they use it
>Use and handle a gun properly, know how to fish, hunt and how to find water
Partly agree. Gun basics are good (you never know in life what coul happen) but fish and hunt needs some more in depth knowledge, and tools. Not for everyone. Plus finding water... those skills are more essential for the outdoorsman
>Understand, read and write at least 2 languages
Understand, read and write at least english - fixed for you
>Math up to elementary calculus and familiarity with the basics of all natural sciences
Agreed 100%
>Use a computer including basic programming tasks, image and text editing and how to use google
Who needs programming? C'mon this is not /g. Ok the rest but i'd include "having common sense on not getting shitted on your first day in internet with viruses and ransomware"
There are people that fuck up in such a stupid and quick ways that still amazes me
>Know the basics of electrical appliances, electronics and basic woodworking
Agreed, but you forgot basic home manteinance and repair, and use of basic power tools like a drill or angle grinder

>>Do 20 pushups
So, no proper push-ups, right? Even many fit people are barely capable of 10 proper push.ups.

Fair point. I guess we take a lot of those things for granted. Would you say being a good parent is something that can be learned and taught, or do you think people become good parents based on what kind of people they are?

I can't even swim.

I didn't know they have blacks in Bulgaria.

>tfw my gf has the exact same face and eyes and tit, only thing different is that she is a brunette

Stop rationalizing your ignorance, dumb burger

This.

If you can't do a set of 10 muscle ups and 20 dips you're a colossal faggot.

>Would you say being a good parent is something that can be learned and taught, or do you think people become good parents based on what kind of people they are?

Both. And what kind of person you are will influence how much you learn about parenting versus how much you think you can just wing it - or if you don't even care that much (the absentee parent strategy, not just for those who abandon their kids outright).

Most people treat parenting like it's just a values thing. "I believe in corporal punishment". Well who gives a shit what you believe, what are the facts? That's how we'd treat any other situation, but for parenting it's sacrosanct ground where feels = reals.

It genuinely pisses me off just as much as the idea that everyone has a right to be a parent. No matter how much of a loser drug abusing piece of shit you are society will never stop you from creating life. Fuck Hitler for ruining eugenics as a science.

>only 5 pullups

hahaha are you a girl or just a faggot, Sven?

I can do all of that stuff

my life is still empty

Says the kraut speaking English.
Don't you have a bull to prep or women to get raped?

Oh I almost forgot
>be able to manage your economy
Sorry greece
>manteinance
That's a better formulation, yes.
>fish and hunt needs some more in depth knowledge
Perhaps for the hunting part, but fishing can literally be done by anyone after a 10 minute crash course.
>Who needs programming?
I meant for simple automation of everyday and work related tasks, not programming a game in assembler or anything like that. Everyone should be able to make a program that, say, renames all files in a directory from one name format to another.

>don't need gun in modern world
>random albanians with knives.

>If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
>Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,

I can do none of those things

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bull shit. im a fucking skeleton and i can do 7 or 8 pull ups. i can get my fingers under my rib-cadge ffs

Miss you

>t.neckbeard

Okay OP, lets play your game.

>Run a mile
No, 5km non-stop to 18kmph

>Swim a mile
i don't know

>Hike 20 miles
That's hard considering my shithole

>Do 20 pushups and 5 pullups
Easy.

>Be able to manage in a fistfight or wrestling match
Easy, because boxing and judo. Also, living in a ghetto helps.

>Drive a car, ride a bike and perform simple repairs on both
Yes.

>Use and handle a gun properly
Guns are for fags

>know how to fish, hunt and how to find water
yes.

>Understand, read and write at least 2 languages
English, Español. Bascis on greek and latin roots.

>Math up to elementary calculus and familiarity with the basics of all natural sciences
Yes.

>Use a computer including basic programming tasks, image and text editing and how to use google
I would add how to use 2 OS, not just windows

>Know the basics of electrical appliances, electronics and basic woodworking
No.

>Be familiar with and understand the history of mankind and one's country as well as the traditions of one's country
Yes.

Tfw can drive a car but I don't bother to get a license yet

>Welcome refugee
>Close cuckshed door

What kind of person can't run or swim a fucking mile.

I can run for 10 km easy but I am terrible at endurance swimming. My muscles seem to shut down later and I end up inhaling water and almost drowning.

I s-swear I'm not a n-nigger...

>Be able to fall a tree with an axe
>Basic services in a car (Oil change, Radiator flush, tire change...)
>Basic carpentry (Cut a 2x4 straight, frame a wall)
>Grow your own food
>Manage livestock
>Know to hunt, skin and butcher
>Mantain your own property
>Defend yourself and your family
>Operate and mantain a firearm
>Know how to live away from society

Swede's truely are cucks with estrogen running in their veins.
What the fuck is this you fucking faggot?
I feel absolutely embarrassed for you.
2/5 would enslave you.

Create a fire
Grow crops, hunt and fish
Prepare meals
Build basic tools
Construct an adequate shelter
Raise and protect offspring
Perform basic first aid
Be able to read and write
Know basic math
Be physically fit to cover long distances on foot

A lot depends on technological context. In the modern world there's too much stuff to actually learn.

wtf

>Understand, read and write at least 2 languages
no. anyone who doesn't speak English isn't worth talking to desu

Except "Run a mile" I can do everything.
Does that mean I'm a good human being?

>cook your own food

If that covers skinning and preparing animals to be cooked over a makeshift fire... I agree.

Apparently half the people in this thread, with the other half saying it's ridiculously easy. What would you consider the baseline of physical requirements?

>basic woodworking


i'm capable of doing all other things you listed; except this one.


Why should i know how to do that? What practical value does it have?

10k

Everyone can run/jog 10k if they properly pace themselves.

Based Macao Brethren.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
— Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

>Understand, read write at least 2 languages
Literally useless, I know Russian, Lithuanian, and English, and English is the only language that actually matters.

>>Run a mile

lol how is this an accomplishmnet

>basic woodworking
>no mention of first aid
Yeah you're stupid.

Except for a very few, and now very old people (Descartes, Da Vinci...) progress only comes from specialists. Have fun with that manure.

These are arbitrary standards from an unknown source. I think if you have a band of brothers or a gang, what you think you should be is decided by the standards of the group. So if you're nig nog gangbanger, handling a tec 9, pimpin and hustlin would be at the top. But to follow the rules of some anonymous Sup Forums community would be pretty unmanly.

why not have to be able to find clay and make pottery?
why not have to be able to find iron ore and refine it to steel?
why not have to be able to make glass?
why not have to be able to make fabric from wool or plant material?

OP is so full of hippy shit it's unbelievable. well, this is Sup Forums, so i guess it's not that surprising that he would list all the skills he thinks he possesses and then declare that everyone else have them as well.

oh yeah. pic related: I'm sure OP can tame a wild horse and make horse shoes.

Pussy level shit OP
Every man should be able to
>run 10 miles without stopping
>walk indefinitely only needing to stop for sleep
>swim as long as needed
>climb any obstical
>blend into the environment well enough to fool natural predators in the area
>hunt, fish, trap, shoot, etc...
>read a map
>be able to find your position on a map with simple tools
>know what direction north, South, East, and west is at all times without a compass
>be able to start a fire without the use of modern tools
>be able to make tools like axes and knifes from stone without the use of modern tools
>be able to build a 3 room house with a basement and attic storage with nothing more than stone tools you made yourself
>be able to escape from bindings
>be able to kill other men silently
>know every inch of land in a 20 mile radius from where you live, be able to navigate it on a cloudy night without a compass, light, map, or any other navigational device.

>What are things you think every proper human being should be able to do
Not to be a cuck

>English is the only language that actually matters
Well right now maybe but you'll get use for your Russian in the future I'm sure.

I'm not allowed to even do a lot of that due to my medical condition

>drink vodka with bear
chek

You disgusting Modernite. You repulse me. Specialization is the death of ingenuity and Rennaisance, to push it as progress is permanently destructive to the great potential of humanity. You should be ashamed of yourself; I would disdain to even consider you a man, as you are obviously an unfree pleb who doesn't deserve the abundance of true progress.

we actually don't
i've only seen one in my town and he was hired by a restaurant to stay on the street and hold a sign

Yeah if you want to be a jack of all trades robot keep thinking like that.No surprise your country is cucked by immigrants while you think running a mile will help you with anything.

Well I guess I'm lucky the handful of luddites like you still alive are completely irrelevant to anything and anyone then.

>Swede's truely are cucks with estrogen running in their veins.
At least we don't have mongol blood coursing through our veins, fin-trash.

>swim a mile
I'm pretty athletic but that's a lot.
Swim across an Olympic size swimming pool. Do that 32 times. That's a mile.

Know statistical concepts

As a woodworker, I say you're not wrong. Its a neat hobby but there's no need for literally every human to know it.

>program a computer

What does this even mean?

Is Sweden really like Sup Forums tells me it is?

I always imagined them the land of viking men and super model women....

T_T

So Bulgarians can't run and can't swim. What's going on there?

Swedes were never vikings

>hike 20 miles
literally anyone not in a wheelchair can do this, faggot, since you didn't specify how long it should take

Oops, what's this in pic-related? Could it be viking towns during the viking era?

>American education

Did you get this from those sites that teach you to be a """"""manly man""""""?
Why not just live your fucking life and make your own decisions? Who cares about those things when, regardless of how many of those activities you partake in, men are leaving home later and later and not even able to find a partner? Let's be honest here, none of you are going to be the leaders of the next Riech, I'm not telling to to go for the lowest hanging fruit, but you need to drop these delusions of grandeur and make the decisions that will improve your life. A proper human being should be able to properly make good decisions, and if not, learn from their mistakes.

I can run and swim you moron just that its something that basic and it doesn't matter if you can.But I guess you will really need to be able to run and swim since the new swedes will want to rape you since youre feminine as fuck.

means less body to lift over the bar, retard

>cook
>manage their finances
>have one or two practical skills that pay
>30 pushups and 10 pull ups
>swin, drive, shoot
>have social skills (conversation etc.)
>read 100 pages a day
>basic outdoor/survival skills

That's beside the point, cunt. The guy he responded to said that pull-ups are difficult when you have little muscle mass.

>get repeating positive integers

Do you live in Sunny Beach or something? That's the first place i ever saw a negro.

>It's basic
>Doesn't matter

>Not building space ship to explore and colonize planets.
Stay being a caveman faggot.

you swedes can run a mile

only problem is that you're gonna be raped 20 times on the way.