>25 minutes until its on
>check catalog
>Ctrl "Apprentice"
>0 results
/APPRENTICE/
who /JD/ here?
/they're all detestable cunts or completely useless/ edition
Missed it last week because reasons? Who went? I know the Scottish chick with the face like a slapped ass went the first week (Thank God).
>who went last week
honestly can't remember. The only thing I can remember is the black guy finally spoke.
YOU JUST KNOW
Unf
good baps desu
Big Dave is more into the Sausage Supremo desu, if you get what i mean. Oink Oink.
>It's a Jim episode
Someone quits this week.
Hope it's Rebecca, she looks like a shovel.
>Apprentice thread
About fucking time. I always thought I'd get sick of it after a few years but it's still kino 2bh.
Wasn't it Oliver the pathetic sausage cuck.
It's a Day Excursion episode
This series fucking sucks though.
Still, thursdays are great right now. Apprentice, QT, This Week, sorted.
youre right. Last week was poor desu. Hopefully tonight is the buying challenge
probs the salty guy at the end of last episode. He genuinely seemed pissed of at how stupid everyone was despite moving from the shittest sub-team
HYPE
Yeah, I reckon it will be her as well. She always looks terrified and on the point of having a nervous breakdown.
Would you lads like to know how to makes £4601 a week without a job?
What kino will monobrow poo in loo quote this week?
get a career
Prostitution?
>tfw I'm gonna spend too much time posting ITT and not actually watch the episode
is it get a job?
Benefit fraud?
sire 30 children
Every time. I don't want to act like an ADHD milennial but it's hard not to sometimes.
>Be a Paki
>Have 19 kids
>Go on benefits
Done
...
Hello England livers. How much can the handy man earn working in London?
Who /watching Titanic until The Apprentice comes on/ here?
Stay in Poland please.
a tenner a week depending if they pay you after youve cleaned the windowscreen
About half the amount it costs to live there.
fuck off we're full
>a qt will never jump back onto a sinking doomed ship just to spend 10 more minutes with you
> Bake off is finish
Thank christ, I've had enough of the munters at work talking about it all day
>Department store setup
Oh dis gone be good.
>Alana will never sit on your face after a long day of being shit at business
I'll miss it
Looking forward to this weeks daft, business-unrelated shit
I like how Suggs wears his seat belt on his private jet and sits there with his hands in his lap like a scared little kid
>it's a Liz Locke will never be mine episode
candice is peng but bake off watchers tend to be cunts
It begins
And my interest wanes already
I'd fire my spunk right up Jessica's minge. If you get what I'm saying.
absolute goddess
hehe me already has the fishy and chip :)
I can just imagine the smell of that sweat
Fuuuuck man, my dick is rick hard
>salt and vinegar candy
I missed last week. WTF
Claim your apprentice snacks
Who /smarties/ here?
I only remember the names of the cunts that are already gone.
> Women
Not even once. I'm glad God made me a homosexual.
Don't like this bit at the start, it spoils who is going to make it to the later stages. Like they just showed that annoying cunt northern woman from an episode that's not been on yet, so you know the insufferable cunt is going to be around for a while yet.
Hate the spoilers at the start
I hope Jessica makes it to the final so I get to watch the entire series
tfw the intro gives away spoilers so you know who stays
?
PREDICTIONS TIME LADS
>paul to go
What the fuck is with this massive casino cunt
I have adblockers and ting what the fuck is
>the ugly girl bounding down the stairs in a sports bra
I have sweet chilli Sensations
Well done in managing to get a cap without her doing that stupid fucking pouty face
The Irish woman is the only nice, competent one.
>any of those girls got ready in 20 minutes
lmao
Kind of want to get something but not sure I can be arsed.
Worst hangover ever 2bh, still got halloween makeup on from last night.
That scratchcard line was top quality
T H I C C
this
also i want to fuck and and maintain eye contact the whole time
Would do her 2bh
Agreed.
Who else surprised Mukai and Bald Angry Fuck haven't got fired yet?
Peanut M&Ms and a nice cuppa tea all the way, senpai.
Never watch them tbqh.
Alri lads, I've got a strategy called the 'brit method', using it can you make £1000 a day, NO QUALIFICATIONS
Makai just got fired. How far behind is my stream?
Reckon having a gay m8 who can unfuck your shit would be alright
>its a product episode
fucks sake
>makai just got fired
u wot
About 4 minutes
Which girl will cry this week?
I reckon Jessica again
Don't even care who wins this year 2bh, they're all dickheads
Never heard of Liberty and I live in london
Thought it would be Harrods
My money is on Frances
>leaving
kek
They can't afford Harrods anymore
>she's quitting
TOP KEK
what the fuck
total set up, who the fuck does that?
welp
>picking that moment to leave
The fuck?
Wtf
>rage quitting
KEK
????????????????????????/
>fran is not your apprenticefu
THIS BITCH JUST QUITTING LIKE THAT. TWAT
Oh look, a heartless fucking johnny foreigner
JD seems like a solid bloke
>leaving
>waiting until now to do it
wat?
WHAT
grainne is gonna smash is, she reminds me of helen from the year tom won
She must have got a better offer from another Investor
>Aussie
>can't handle the banter
U wot
Why