/APPRENTICE/

>25 minutes until its on
>check catalog
>Ctrl "Apprentice"
>0 results

who /JD/ here?

/they're all detestable cunts or completely useless/ edition

Missed it last week because reasons? Who went? I know the Scottish chick with the face like a slapped ass went the first week (Thank God).

>who went last week
honestly can't remember. The only thing I can remember is the black guy finally spoke.

YOU JUST KNOW

Unf

good baps desu

Big Dave is more into the Sausage Supremo desu, if you get what i mean. Oink Oink.

>It's a Jim episode

Someone quits this week.

Hope it's Rebecca, she looks like a shovel.

>Apprentice thread

About fucking time. I always thought I'd get sick of it after a few years but it's still kino 2bh.

Wasn't it Oliver the pathetic sausage cuck.

It's a Day Excursion episode

This series fucking sucks though.

Still, thursdays are great right now. Apprentice, QT, This Week, sorted.

youre right. Last week was poor desu. Hopefully tonight is the buying challenge

probs the salty guy at the end of last episode. He genuinely seemed pissed of at how stupid everyone was despite moving from the shittest sub-team

HYPE

Yeah, I reckon it will be her as well. She always looks terrified and on the point of having a nervous breakdown.

Would you lads like to know how to makes £4601 a week without a job?

What kino will monobrow poo in loo quote this week?

get a career

Prostitution?

>tfw I'm gonna spend too much time posting ITT and not actually watch the episode

is it get a job?

Benefit fraud?

sire 30 children

Every time. I don't want to act like an ADHD milennial but it's hard not to sometimes.

>Be a Paki
>Have 19 kids
>Go on benefits
Done

...

Hello England livers. How much can the handy man earn working in London?

Who /watching Titanic until The Apprentice comes on/ here?

Stay in Poland please.

a tenner a week depending if they pay you after youve cleaned the windowscreen

About half the amount it costs to live there.

fuck off we're full

>a qt will never jump back onto a sinking doomed ship just to spend 10 more minutes with you

> Bake off is finish

Thank christ, I've had enough of the munters at work talking about it all day

>Department store setup

Oh dis gone be good.

>Alana will never sit on your face after a long day of being shit at business

I'll miss it

Looking forward to this weeks daft, business-unrelated shit

I like how Suggs wears his seat belt on his private jet and sits there with his hands in his lap like a scared little kid

>it's a Liz Locke will never be mine episode

candice is peng but bake off watchers tend to be cunts

It begins

And my interest wanes already

I'd fire my spunk right up Jessica's minge. If you get what I'm saying.

absolute goddess

hehe me already has the fishy and chip :)

I can just imagine the smell of that sweat

Fuuuuck man, my dick is rick hard

>salt and vinegar candy

I missed last week. WTF

Claim your apprentice snacks

Who /smarties/ here?

I only remember the names of the cunts that are already gone.

> Women

Not even once. I'm glad God made me a homosexual.

Don't like this bit at the start, it spoils who is going to make it to the later stages. Like they just showed that annoying cunt northern woman from an episode that's not been on yet, so you know the insufferable cunt is going to be around for a while yet.

Hate the spoilers at the start

I hope Jessica makes it to the final so I get to watch the entire series

tfw the intro gives away spoilers so you know who stays

?

PREDICTIONS TIME LADS

>paul to go

What the fuck is with this massive casino cunt

I have adblockers and ting what the fuck is

>the ugly girl bounding down the stairs in a sports bra

I have sweet chilli Sensations

Well done in managing to get a cap without her doing that stupid fucking pouty face

The Irish woman is the only nice, competent one.

>any of those girls got ready in 20 minutes

lmao

Kind of want to get something but not sure I can be arsed.

Worst hangover ever 2bh, still got halloween makeup on from last night.

That scratchcard line was top quality

T H I C C

this

also i want to fuck and and maintain eye contact the whole time

Would do her 2bh

Agreed.

Who else surprised Mukai and Bald Angry Fuck haven't got fired yet?

Peanut M&Ms and a nice cuppa tea all the way, senpai.

Never watch them tbqh.

Alri lads, I've got a strategy called the 'brit method', using it can you make £1000 a day, NO QUALIFICATIONS

Makai just got fired. How far behind is my stream?

Reckon having a gay m8 who can unfuck your shit would be alright

>its a product episode
fucks sake

>makai just got fired
u wot

About 4 minutes

Which girl will cry this week?

I reckon Jessica again

Don't even care who wins this year 2bh, they're all dickheads

Never heard of Liberty and I live in london

Thought it would be Harrods

My money is on Frances

>leaving

kek

They can't afford Harrods anymore

>she's quitting

TOP KEK

what the fuck

total set up, who the fuck does that?

welp

>picking that moment to leave

The fuck?

Wtf

>rage quitting

KEK

????????????????????????/

>fran is not your apprenticefu
THIS BITCH JUST QUITTING LIKE THAT. TWAT

Oh look, a heartless fucking johnny foreigner

JD seems like a solid bloke

>leaving
>waiting until now to do it
wat?

WHAT

grainne is gonna smash is, she reminds me of helen from the year tom won

She must have got a better offer from another Investor

>Aussie
>can't handle the banter

U wot

Why