Can I self-amputate my fingers with scissors?

Can I self-amputate my fingers with scissors?

you pussy wouldn't do it

Try

Sure can. Make sure they are sharp. Video it while you do it though.

Cut off the pinky and show it to your mates.

No.
Best is a chissle thats charp and do it at a joint...

You show us...

Maybe you tell us?

Don't do it bruh, you got pretty hands
no homo

not easily, scissors have weak leverage ratios and arent designed for cutting more than cardboard. Get a pair of tin snips, that'll give you a good chance of cutting through bone.

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You'll never know until you try! Believe in yourself and anything is possible.

doubt it. unless you're high or something. brain won't let you.

could work but i fear the finger would slip, now some pruning shears . . .

Get some poultry shears, those scissors with a notch near the base of one of the blades. They'll easily take your finger off at a joint. That's what they're for. The hard part would be continuing to follow through with the squeeze the whole time. That's why it's better to use something you just hit once like a chisel.

Self-castration would be better for you. Do us all a favor and don't procreate

pruning shears could work, but tin snips would be the best idea.

why the fuck do you wanna become nine-fingers-user anyway?

do it faggot

that cant cut shit u idiot

so you like the first assasin's creed?

Warm up with your penis first.

Nice one

Is it possible? Yes.
Can YOU do it? No.

It'll take quite a few slices with those scissors and you're too much of a little bitch to keep going.
Also, don't cut through the bone you fuckhead, cut the joint.

Depends on the sharpness. Either way, lots of bone sawing would be involved. I doubt you'll deliver, tho, OP.

try it and find out

he cant cut through the bone whit those nigger scissors

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how could anyone hold a chisel and hit it with a hammer using only one hand? you are retarded

Exactly! You'd need a friend to help you, and i get the feeling OP isn't exactly the most popular guy on the world

Hedge clippers should work. You can also bite them off

Only if you have the strongest constitution and can continue to attempt to cut through the sinewy tendons and joint of the first finger before you pass out. Scissors like those are one of the worst ways to self-amputate. You would be better off biting your finger off clean.

But, why are you trying to mutilate yourself, OP?

Use a turniket (idk how to spell it)

if you separate the blades and twat one with a heavy object on your piggy, maybe.

stealing this meme

Tourniquet*

Ftfy

Headbutt the chisel instead of hammer.

Or my brother recommends a red hot pair of bolt cutters.