can someone make me look more alpha?
Can someone make me look more alpha?
Jaxon Hughes
Nolan Foster
????????
where are your marines?
Noah Jones
You're already as alpha as they get.
>big fourhead for scaring off predators
>shark necklace as proof of your mastery of the sea
>puffy lips for smooches
Good luck not drowning in pussy champ
Jackson Walker
think that's it å
remember: (dexp(x))/dx=exp(x)
Juan Ross
Yeah get surgery that stops your head from looking like an eggplant.
Nathaniel Walker
dat six-head will scare off any would-be attacker.
Bentley Carter
The fuck are your ears?!
Juan Cox
Hey guys, this is austin!
Nicholas Torres
Here is your war face
John Gutierrez
Ear prosthetics?
Sebastian Torres
Man you are a true artist. You brought mine to nothing.
Leo Cox
You can't polish a turd...
Jayden Campbell
...
Easton Reed
NO
Aaron Myers
Become a tranny, you are too feminine to be a man.
Charles Fisher
here you go, pic related
Jackson Robinson
...
David Jenkins
Yes now sincerly
>The Book of Pook
it's not a joke
John Cruz
...
William Taylor
...
Carson Miller
You will never be an Alpha. Become a gay bottom boi or trap. Use that boi pussy.
Jeremiah Myers
please explain me how the fuck google searched "guy with no ears", i didn't was automatic
Jayden Allen
OOk
Ian White
...
Jaxson Nelson
...
Isaac King
/thread
Connor Garcia
at least now got one ear