With the whole shitstorm about black Hermione...

With the whole shitstorm about black Hermione, why don't we start a petition to include a black Voldemort in some future adaptation?
liberal butthurt guaranteed

black TRANS FEMALE LESBIAN FURKIN voldemort

LET'S DO THIS

Let's petition to make Hermione a non-binary MTF latina woman. After all, that books never specified, right?

Because Voldemort is a purebred aryan wizard and not a fucking muggle nigger.

Wrong pic, here is the one i was looking for.

I just skimmed through that and I have no idea what the fuck that person is talking about

someone post the proof that Hermione was white, I'd love to see it.

Tomacious al-Riddel

this one is awesome, more like this

Toppest of keks

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I mean really let's do this
I'm not native English speaker so I won't draft it, but just imagine the stalemate SJWs find themselves in. They won't have any legit reason to criticise it.

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>black Voldemort in some future adaptation
>implying this isn't badass

>liberal butthurt guaranteed
Are you sure?

she's also described as tanning over the holiday, and as far as i'm aware niggers don't tan.

Shitposting from Vatican. Testing.

failed it m8

A fat, black, gay, transgender, otherkin voldermort.

>AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
>*smacks lips profusely*
>SO HOL UP HOL UP
>*flicks wand*
>SO U BE SAYIN
>*gets wizzy wit it*
>SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>*eats a chocolate frog*
>AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>*checks for nearest Potion store*
>U BE SAYIN
>*collects essence*
>HOL UP HOL UP
>*licks teeth and smacks lips*
>AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
>*does the wiz walk*
>SO U BE SAYIN
>*opens a up a flask and pours some for his homies hagrid and fred weasley*
>HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his ministry of magic officer*
>WE GON BE
>*dindu nuffins*
>FINNA WE GON BE
>*sucks air through teeth*
>AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
>*pulls up sagging robes*
>SO WE GON BE
>*instinctively looks around for voldemort*
>SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
>*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
>SOM FINNA
>*scopes dem titties*
>SO WE GON BE
>*shouts at magic lesson*
>SOM FINNA
>*chucks fireball*
>AYYYOO SOM FINA
>*sets down wizardry books*
>HOL UP
>*strokes wand pensively*
>WE GON BE
>*throws broom*
>SOM FINNA
>*swings from quidditch hoop*
>WE GON BE
>*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
>SOM FINNA
>*participates in a drive-by casting*
>HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
>*converts to death seeking*
>U SAYING WE GON BE
>*repeated World Star yelling in the background*
>SOM FINNA
>*sells magic*
>SUUUUU SIIIIIIIII SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>*evolves from a muggle*

The bad guy has to be white.

Shitposting from the Middle East. Testing.

who cares

>latina
It's latinx shitlord

Don't get b& noob

Hmm... really makes you think, huh?

>Black Hermione

Whut

Didn't the movies end? Also, is harry potter relevant again?

>God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
Pure fucking gold.

refugee Voldemort