My best friend is my cat.
My best friend is my cat
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>tfw no pet
>tfw no friends
Me too
cats are nobody's friends
post cat pls
Can relate
What a loser...
unironically the same, pets are better friends than people
my only friend is my cat
>My best friends is not even life form
god I fucking hate cats
>completely mercurial, no consistency
>hard to read body language
>kills rabbits and birds in my backyard
>shits in my house
>jump on your head when you're trying to sleep
how do you guys tolerate these things?
Como é ser a louca dos gatos antes dos 40?
Eu vivo com (tenho, na realidade...) dois gatos e os dois são uma bosta.
SOPA DE GATO
UMA DELICIA
>completely mercurial, no consistency
Are you taking the piss? Cats are the most routine obsessed beings I've ever met. They are all about consistency
Mine, for example, learnt that every time I have dinner I open the windows and he loves sitting there. It has gotten to the point it waits closely to it everyday at the very same time
>hard to read body language
You just don't know where to look, the tail is usually a very good indicator of its mood
>kills rabbits and birds in my backyard
It's a predator, it would be unnatural if it didn't do it
>shits in my house
Cats are usually very picky and only do it in their sandbox, unless it's awfully dirty
>jump on your head when you're trying to sleep
In 5 years mine has never done it
If you really have a cat it just seems like you're just not a very good owner senpai
Podia ser pior, pelo menos a minha gosta de mim. Tente passar mais tempo com eles
>pelo menos a minha gosta de mim
>implicando
>Tente passar mais tempo com eles
Uma eu peguei literalmente no meio fio, com quase três meses e passei quase dois meses tratando pra curar a infecção por fungo e o caralho, foi castrada e quando chegou me abriu um taio na mão que eu ainda tenho a cicatriz, a outra meu irmão adotou do canil municipal e ela gosta de miar e dormir nas minhas pernas pq são quentes e só isso.
Eu tenho um rottweiler que consegue me matar a qualquer instante se ele quiser, mas eu colocaria meu pau no fogo por ele, mas as gatas se conseguissem me matar, já teriam me matado mais de 10 vezes.
post pic
>he doesn't have a brother
> having a family member that loves you
My only friend is a conscious hallucination.
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Disregard friends, acquire Tengri's blessing.
>my cat is not even my friend
(d-don't tell him)
>my best friend is my imagination
anyon pls be my fren!
>two best friends are imaginary in an imaginary world
>My best friend is my cat.
This is kys tier.