>WHY AREN'T YOU FAGGOTS DRINKING DR.THUNDER™ TONIGHT?
WHY AREN'T YOU FAGGOTS DRINKING DR.THUNDER™ TONIGHT?
Why aren't you killing yourslef already?
Because I don't drink soda.
Because I have loads of strong Scottish ale.
Also, I have Irn Bru which is the best "soda" ever made... also Scottish... but I'm English not Scottish, they just do good shit sometimes.
Trust me I want to, so bad.
You should try DR. THUNDER™
Try mixing it with DR. THUNDER™
Is DR. THUNDER™ soda?
Yes DR. THUNDER™ is a soda brand that is 10 times better than DR. PEPPER™.
Then I don't drink DR. THUNDER™, because I don't drink soda.
TRY DR. THUNDER™ YOU SIMPLETON. GOD WILL BRING WRATH UPON YOU THAT YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN.
God is dead, and no amount of DR. THUNDER™ can bring him back.
I don't drink brown sugar water
soda is horrendous for your health you fucking mongrel
I enjoy a Barques Root Beer™ every once and awhile but 95% of liquid I drink is water. You don’t have to be a purist, it doesn’t make you better than anyone else
Can DR. THUNDER™ cure my erectile dysfunction?
used to get dr thunder from the generic food store as a kid in rural texas
its almost dr pepper but not quite
Did you invent Dr. Thunder™ and are advertising it here on Sup Forums? That violates a global rule.
If you want to promote Dr. Thunder™ you have to buy ad space
Fuck off with your ad, you cum slurping niggerfaggot.
i prefer heart complications from energy drinks like a real man
Check'd
I enjoy it during Lightning hockey games.
Because I'm not a fucking degenerate Walmart shopper like you.
No I did not invent it. Its just a delicious drink.
No ads, just a question, damn. BTW checked.
DR. THUNDER™ will cure all heart issues.
DR. THUNDER™ is best enjoyed at home.
EAT ASS YOU MOTHER FUCKER. I WILL BUTT FUCK YOUR MOTHER INTO A WHOLE NEW DIMENSION YOU DICK SUCKING, ASS EATING, SHIT SLURPING FAGGOT. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR LOST SOUL BROTHER.
Because Dr. 38 is the patricians choice.
nigga i enjoy it at home during the hockey games. bitch they don't serve that shit at the games
Edge lord Confirmed
Because RC Cola is better! :D
post dick faggot
because powerade is 59 cents for 32 oz at kroger right now.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT WEAK SHIT YOU SLUG LOOKIN MOTHER FUCKER. IF YOU AIN'T DRINKING DR. THUNDER™ THEN YOU AIN'T DRINKIN THE RIGHT SHIT.
Just making sure m8. I want you to be able to fully enjoy the taste of DR. THUNDER™
RC IS FOR THE POOR NIGGERS OF THIS WORLD WHO DO NOT KNOW THE AMAZING TASTE OF DR. THUNDER™. OFF YOURSELF YOU NIGGER, I DON'T WANT ANY SECOND CLASS DRINKS IN THIS THREAD.
I bet you'd like that wouldn't you faggot. Go shove a DR. PEPPER(SHIT DRINK) up your ass.
>thinking your healthy for drinking powerade
>not knowing the sweet release of a cold DR. THUNDER™.
You type like a small cocked plebian. Worship your betters properly ir be thrown into the pit with the other knock offs.
What's with the mask are you about to spraypaint swastikas on someone's building
i just like the taste desu senpai, the levels of carbonation in modern soda isn't enjoyable to me.
I'll have you know I'm at a mediocre 6.5 inches faggot. Don't bring that weak shit into my thread, I'll vore you motherfucker.
About to fuck you mom, shielding myself from the smell.
The amount of carbonation in DR. THUNDER™ is the perfect amount. If you haven't tried it then please keep your degenerate opinion to yourself.
Wolf Cola Is Our Fuel!
I will allow Wolf Cola™ or Milk Steak.
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You up for a game of Night Crawlers?
They're ruining irn bru though by replacing the sugar with aspartame
Cuz I got money for name brand soft drinks
Mr. Pibb is the only drink for real men!
Iced tea here fags
fake dr peppers all taste like dirty socks, quit being cheap and pay for the real shit you cheap hicks
I drink Tang, for I am the manliest man among you
Because I work for a living and can actually afford Dr. Pepper.
This. If only it was the original recipe though. I would drink that like crazy.
Because I have Holsten Pils.
tequila
Speaking of drinks, ever notice how asparagus makes your pee smell funny, yet it still tastes the same?
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Yes... yes i have
I only drink Natty Daddy
because I can afford name brand soda
Unless you're a true cum-gurgling faggot, you drink Moxie!
>2018
>shopping at Walmart
>mfw
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Here, here!
My nigger.
Shit's only 99 cents at my local rite aid.