8:10 CT | 6:10 PT
Martin Perez (1-4, 4.26) vs Chase de Jong (0-2, 11.05)
WHAT IS AT STAKE: the winner will be showered in the glory of sole possession of 3rd place in the AL West. The loser will bathe in the ignominy and humiliation of being in 4th or 5th place in the AL West, depending on the outcome of the A's game.
The first 20,000 fans get a Felix Hernandez bobblehead, drawing attention to the way the Mariners organization squandered his productive years.
Lineups
Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!
Ay man. Just cause it's the truth doesn't make it any less hurtful
>rags
This one is in the bag boys!
go m's
it can't keep working
Tfw we break the curse tonight
I hope so
What the fuck kind of name is "Tuffy Gosewisch?"
>you will share a gamethread with phillies fans later this week
Think I'm going to be sick
WOW, IT'S A FUCKING RUN
CRUZ... pellet??
>de jong
welp
it's a good name.
potato?
>mariners pitching staff
>chase the young
Really makes you think
focus on the game Tuffy
didn't think it would be so soon
it doesn't take much to make *some folks* (winky) think of chasing the young
>De Mong
kek
it's gonna be a long game...
If Pedo Dutch guy doesn't go 6-7 innings the bullpen is gonna be ded tomorrow
the pitching is still weak
>It's a no run support episode
dammit satan
>mariners starting rotation
I like this long hair meme
Until one of them starts wearing a man bun
mullets will make a comeback soon
Jamie Moyer out of retirement when
>tuffy gosewich
Good thing he made it as a pro baseball player or that name could've been trouble
>neon hair
>body of a fridge
>can't throw for shit
Is that what rock bottom looks like
no but its getting there
Obligatory Rangers hitting is so bad they made gallardo look like greg maddux post
sad
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>rags pitcher throws like he's drunk
>hit into double play
I hope they at least buy us dinner
what a faglord kek
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Respect your elders friendo, the man's a hall of famer
>Gaylord
More like fagbored
Jesus that inning felt like it took 3 years with Gaylord talking
Still better than when ken Griffey Jr.'s in the booth 2bh
seager make a play
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>seager almost seagering on the rangers
uh oh
>Buhner Bobblehead
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TRUCKS TRUCKS AND MORE TRUCKS
just couldn't stay fair
Man I wish Aaron goldsmith would stay forever, patrician commentator. Simms is garbage
As long as his bat is a bone
>leaving runners in scoring position
A Northwest favorite! ™
how much longer does simms have anyway?
he's about 32 Big Macs away from pulling a Neihouse
Fuck I don't know but goldsmith has the voice and the baseball knowledge. I could listen to him and Blowers talk all day
>sonic slam inning
how do you register for that shit?
no clue
>people are watching are NBA right now
how cucked are these people? lel
it would explain why the thread is slow today
offense keeps letting me down
They'll fuck it up...
>manlets
when will they learn?
>Marilyn Niehaus visits the Dave Niehaus statue in right every game she attends to say hi to him
my heart kinda hurts
I wish my stream would stop crashing
>Choo tossing the ball back to the fan that dropped it
pretty based 2bh
>GAYlord is still alive
2016 didn't claim him?
>rags
>rags
>rags
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>rags
tuffy!
MARINERS!
the m's will beat rags and the jinx tonight
I'm convinced that you are a self loathing Mariners
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Runs!
RUNS FOR THE RUN GOD
Tfw the gif is now giving us strength
>rags
keep it up
RUNS RUNS AND MORE RUNS
runs
u
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Here's some ammo for everyone's >rags folder
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gg
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Rags are kill
>rags
I don't see the m's blowing this lead thankfully
put it away, altavilla
crap
BASED!
>rags
m's managed to redeem themselves from last nights disaster
gg rags