What is the tastiest and most satisfying pickle and why is it pic related?

What is the tastiest and most satisfying pickle and why is it pic related?

don't be a pussy, the spicy version is better

The best pickle is the one your grandmother/mother makes.
I pity you poor westerners for not having the grannary full of kompots, okurky and calamada.

yeah it sucks but the indoor plumbing makes up for it

Now I have no other options but to show you my indoor plumbing.
Please be patient, i'm quite drunk

And here it is. Sorry for the shitty quality, I was balancing on one leg

nice plywood walls boris

I think you mean gherkins.
Pickle is the actual process of putting the gherkin in vinegar.
Pickles don't exist.
Yet again another case of Americans giving a name to something that's already got a name because you want to be different to everyone else.

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>Kosher Dill

Go jump in a furnace, Shlomo.

Actually it's umakart. The difference is that it's hollow inside but all made from coal products.

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your thumb looks very bruised. what happened to it

fuck off bong

Good taste.

>Why am I brainwashed by brand names?

I don't know, OP. Wanna talk about it?

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I told someone on my floor that I voted for Trump and he went ballistic.

Gherkins are smaller you fucking pseudointellectual faggot.

1970s GenExer detected

bigger the better

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My left thumb is not visible in the picture.
My right leg thumb is just as it always was, it might be a little bit strained from holding the door open.
And this fag
is fucking retarded beyond belief. What would slav like me care about your leader?

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You shit in a box?

It is very comfy feeling to shit in a room that is 1,5x2m space.
On unrelated note, how is your debt / healthcare payment?