Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do?

turn 360° and walk away

>How in my bedroom TSwiz?

Classic

raep

are you dumb

wonder wtf she's doing in 709

I'd probably ask her if she's into bondage and latex fetish stuff. If she is, fuck yeah.

Tell her she's gorgeous.
Sing a song with her.
Get rejected by her.

raep

Um I think you mean 180° because 360° would be facing the same way retard

You mean 180° dumbass!

Tell the dumb cunt to fuck of and NEWER sing or perform again!

Call the cops. wtf is that bitch doing in my property

rape the shit out of her. claim it was in self defense.

Yeah newer sing again or I'll rub my gunt on you

"my queen! Do you know the way!"

try to hide my boner.

fuck her in the ass with your mothers dick you stupid motherfucker

Man you celeb betas are fuckin faggots. Fuck you and fuck this cancer thread

shoot her and call the cops

I think you are shit and why are you in my bedroom? Do you want to fuck if not get out you cunt

So many retards

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Bend over and tell her to give me the cock

She can only be there for one thing, if she's there at all, by this stage she's got he own private hellicopter, which we take back to her mansion which has specifically set up a room for me, in which we proceed to higher then I've ever been before and she fucks my brains out. Then I play vidya with her he only interruption in the world.

She also teaches you how to write and use proper grammar.

Get* the*

>not as important as getting a rimjob from TS

...

"Why are you in my room?"

ask her how she got out of the basement

TELL HER EACH ONE OF HER SONGS SUCK, AND KYS