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Pay me my money, gubermutz!
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Checking in.
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Damn it why do I always forget to set my post timer
Inverted nipples are the best nipples
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I don't think those are inverted
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>.>/
Sit on my face.
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Grab a beer for me
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I'm flattered, but you would die.
Stronk!
Maybe I want to die.
RIP Champagne
Press F to pay respects
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Under a fat hairy ass?
I mean shit, me too. But not like that...
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Nobody snuggles with Max Power
Bernal can expect my condolences via western union.
F STOP
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Strap yourself in and feel the Gs!
(I don't get your second reply)
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I'd fucking buy that, if the interior were nice.
Oh, this Champagne. It's a joke, western union, telegram that only says F ending a sentence with STOP. I'm assuming a lot
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All other tits < SHARK TITS
Oh lol, I love that champagne too
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Dragon tits > Shark tits
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Dead on. 4 more beers left!
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No no no, it goes like this
Dragon tits < Sergal Tits < GLORIOUS SHARK TITS
Yeah, that's what I meant.
What else do you still have right now?
Kill
Hmmm
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How'd that get in my s/fur folder?
Well, various things like that Peppermint Schnapps (probably never get rid of that...)
But I'll be moving to Old Style when my pizza is done.
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Oh hell no. Dragon tits > Shark tits > Most other tits > spergal tits
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post sharks
I can't wait to drink, being 20 in the military is lame as fuck
You might have dubs on your side, but your argument is flawed.
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That does sound pretty awful...
old filename shark i found
Call me a heretic but I'd just pour that shit out. I still have that praline shit at my parents house. Hasn't been used since BLFC.
Good choice on old style. I think I should do something for dinner. I haven't eaten all day.
If I ever get the opportunity to decrease drinking age to 18 it will get my vote.
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I think this is still my fav of his
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Not a fan of praline? It's been a bit, but I thought it was good for chocolate-type cocktails. I'm just not a fan of peppermint in general.
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If you are found, you're out in 21 days. If someone who's under 21 drinks in your house, you will still get discharged. If you're out getting dinner, and your buddy drives home drunk and either gets in an accident, or pulled over, you get discharged. It's fucked.
I can understand why it's the way it is, but punishment for it in the military is harsh (see above). It used to be a slap on the wrist, now they fucking nuke you.
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Damn, that's brutal. I think that's fair for driving drunk, but just an innocent drink shouldn't be more than a slap on the wrist as you say.
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That's probably his best. There's a lot of good simpson wave stuff that's a guilty pleasure.
Nah, not really. It's too sweet for my taste. Like the alcoholic hot chocolate was alright but it was too reliant on sweet liqueurs instead of just being hot chocolate with alcohol. I guess I'm pickier than I thought
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pikachu is hot
Thats how it is in the Coast Guard. I'm not sure if it's different in any other branch. There's a non-rate who smelt like alcohol one day, and blew a .00 and he's on a permanent probation. He can't drink for his entire Coast Guard career, period.
I think it's largely because hot chocolate with, like, vodka, doesn't taste too great. To get it to be palatable it has to be mixed with a liqueur.
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That makes sense
>smells like alcohol
>blows .00
>NUKE HIM
That totally makes sense though. /s
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I like it with whiskey. I do agree that it would be nasty with vodka, but I don't think the base of the drink should be Bailey's, like it was.
some humans like coffee
some like tea
i like hot chocolates