ITT: Sup Forums lives in a house together

ITT: Sup Forums lives in a house together

Who left a shit in the toilet?

The house of many noose ropes.

NO NIGGERS ALLOWED

IN the toilet?

That’s impressive usually its left in the kitchen sink

wwyd?

Whose trap is passed out in their own vomit on the couch?

You need to move them before they drown

user ARE YOU PISSING IN BOTTLES AGAIN?

WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS ATE MY LUNCH I MADE FOR WORK TOMORROW?!?! I MADE A CORNBEEF AND HAVARTI CHEESE SANDWICH ON RYE BREAD, PUT THAT FUCKER IN A PAPER BAG AND PUT MY NAME, "user", ON THE FUCKING BAG!!!! GREAT, NOW I'LL HAVE TO EAT THE FRIED GOAT ASS THAT MY CO-WORKER, KABEEL, IS ALWAYS TRYING TO OFFER ME!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

Need to congratulate the motherfucker who finally learned where shit goes.

Why can't any of you retards cook?

So what if i am, its easier than going to the toilet where there is a huge ass chocolate log greeting anyone who goes in.

This house doesn't have nearly enough basements.

WHO ATE ALL MY TENDIES AND STOCKED THE FRIDGE FULL OF GRAPE KOOL AID

Who the fuck took all of my weed??

Kek I shit on all the pillows

GOODNIGHT UNCLE user

kek

Hey guys,

I just milked a chocolate cow, could you watch over my milk so nothing happens like a fly going in it? Thanks, I'll be right back.

I did. What are you going to do about it?

Can someone please tell uncle Jerry to get out of the shower, he's making me uncomfortable

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Why can't you? Retard.

SHUT UP YOU, LITTLE PIECE O SHIT BETA-FAG, user.


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AND GET ME MORE BEER YOU BELLEND

I did, I didn't have nothing else to eat
No, you didn't. I lock my rooms door when I'm out

can you guys please shitpost quieter im trying to sleep

Some of you guys are alright....

Cause I like to eat food, not to prepare it
that's why I love restaurants

okay everybody stfu, traps aren't gay, in fact they are the opposite of gay. Because if you fuck a grill in her pussy it's gay because you touchin all the dicks she fucked, but if you fuck a trap you only touching 1-2 dicks (urs and hers) and that's less gay than a vagina

Sorry Kevin from Fairly Odd Ninja Turtles, we'll be quiet.

What are you talking about?
Tonight is our loli party
I already called them up

but what if she virgin

Aah, just rip off your ears, it'll be fine, ya little shithead.

OK who the fuck touched my weed. I know one of you motherfuckers been dipping into my jar

Then yes, she less gay than a trap, but still a little gay because of the prospect of future dicks. Theoretically the least gay we can acheive is to fuck a virgin and then have her never fuck again (because if you fucked her twice youd be technically fucking your own dick in a way that nulls the masturbation clause and does in fact make it a little gay)

I did
you need to share your weed with us
I don't keep mine just for myself

I borrowed some, do you want it back?

Every door in the house is locked.
*fap fap fap fap

Shit

but what if you finger her and shes your slave so she cant fuck anyone else

i did, put your hands up scumfuck

When, when have you ever shared with me

I'm about to make some gore porn under the basement if anyone wants to come and jerk off at people being tortured to death.

Are you not?

Yes With interest faggot

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Do you have a warrant officer?

theoretically yes, that is the least gay possible, at least allowed by our current model of quantum physics.

okay well I smoked it already so you'll just have to inhale my second hand

yeah its right here you pot smoking bum

Last night
I rolled 3 joints and we smoked it all
It was white widow

Hey uh yeah, this is your neighbor. Uh, could you guys maybe, I dunno, turn it down a little? I'm trying to watch Quagmire fuck his hot asian boyfriend and I'd appreciate hearing their moans and not your shitty milk being spilled or complaining about weed.

as a matter of fact yes

If you guys need me I'll be watching the new mad max movie in the basement.

Holy shit officer dubs is going to arrest

Shit lads anons been humming pumped up kicks a lot to himself lately should we be worried?

Guys theres that nigger in the back yard again

Fuck off
there's a donuts store right in the corner

CYKA BLYAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES BTFO

Not happening buddy

WHO LEFT THE KFC IN THE BACKYARD AGAIN

thanks for the advice civilian

Where's the fucking gun?

oh fuck. I'll take care of that. Clean your room, asshole. Do you need anything to eat?

not so fast

im sick and tired of these god damn monkeys, get your panty masks on boys were going on a hunt

Look what came in the mail today, bros

Dipshit left it in the garage

He's a communal trap you edgy faggot, and he's supposed to drown, we don't have the neetbux to pay him

Too old

Bring us a giant pizza
I will buy some pot for us

WHO THE FUCK TOOK A SHIT IN MY SLEEPING BAG???!!!????!!????

ayo, leave it there, it's my latest batch of butthash and i'm currently curing it, leave it atleast another week and i'll yield my stash and poopsmoke with y'all

do any of you guys have some spare good boy points to pay the rent? We're like 20 short

Me
I was on acid
I thought it was a toilet

あなたはアメリカン・ピッグス・グロリーをエマーポールにファックします

Could someone direct us to the home school that you guys are apparently running?

It's that one bitch that jerks off to Andy Sixx, probably

FUCK a goddamn jap just pearl harboured our house! Now what do we do gang?

fuck off back to your place, Norman

trips dont lie

How'd the gook get out of the box?!

nice jumper faggot

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A:who the fuck left a perfectly good dead hooker in the bath
B:can I use it?

Sorry, can't do it
now go away

A: me
B: yeah but heads up; its a dude

Fuck. You caught me.

...a dude with tits?

Fuck, user buddy, you know any other day i'd share but tomorrows dead hooker day at work and I really need this one. I don't want to be the only one at the office without a dead body!

The very best kind

yeah but only one tit.

Fuck man it's been there a while it's starting to stink and rot, but I'm in no position to complain

That's the spirit user, when life gives you a shitty hand, don't fold, go all in! Fuck that dead hooker and show life whos boss!

L-lads I'm after a lot of LSD but I think there's someone at the house

just redid our backyard fellas

Tempting but no thanks user, i already have a 2d horse waifu

gj user I really apreciate that

Wait is that a shit on his chest

You are going to have to leave.