I've got a big dick AMA

I've got a big dick AMA

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Do you have to worry about your dick getting wet when you take a shit?

why is it attached to an asshole?

I also have a big dick.
7.5x6

Um, anatomy
Kind of, low toilets are the devil

hold cock on shallow toilets. Usually in someone's house.

dimensions?

Got a side view of it?

My cock is much better than yours

You dumb fags don't know that the g spot is 2 or 3 inches deep inside pussy?
You just have a worthless peace of meat

my cock can walk right through the door

SOAD... nice

So is this your entire personality and pick up line?
I mean you might be complete shit, but you can say " I gotta abiga dicka" or some shit?
Two parter: Do chics stay in a relationship or keep coming back just for the dong?

Do you think you're a better man than me @ 5 inches.

Fake and gay, the date is for 9 days ago you faggots, do you even look at the timestamp?

How big are you OP?
Do girls ever complain you're too big?

Dude, you should see their eyes light up when you pull a big tool out of your pants.

Some girls just wanna skip the whole foreplay bullshit. Just spit on the dick and slowly slip inside.

>This

>So is this your entire personality and pick up line?

No, this is the surprise. Until the pants come off, girls never know what you have. This is for all men. But, how you carry yourself gives off some clues.

>Do chics stay in a relationship or keep coming back just for the dong?
Yup. I got exs from years back in other cities. Want to take a cheap little vacation? spend the weekend with an ex. We're "friends" now.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anterior_fornix_erogenous_zone

(You can hit this if you're 6.5+ though, posterior fornix is like an inch deeper and not every woman's into it)

There's also a stretching sensation with larger dicks that some women are super into (and some super aren't.)

How did it feel when you realized that basing your self-worth and the way in which you measured your masculinity against other men was merely a result of a genetic lottery and is ultimately meaningless?

post more fat cock

plus dick size says nothing about fertility / sperm count

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I always wished I had a big Dick for real world applications. There's a bikini bar by my work and I know if I hinted I had a big Dick dancer would touch it and iprobably get to fuck.

always had that size

big dick or tiny man?

>How big are you OP?
>Do girls ever complain you're too big?
yes they do. but when they do, i show them family photos.

tall man with flat dick
won the genetic lottery 9000

@ 5 am, i will still be @ 9 inches and @ superior to (You)

yup

3D and an extra 4th dimension for time

Having a big dick is fun until you get a girlfriend who's actually in pain when you fuck her from behind. :/

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I see. I love proving faggots like you wrong. It's my life mission.

IT'S MY LIIIIIFE
and it's now or never!
I ain't gonna live FOR E VER

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Dude. What am I looking at? Story?

it's called "ruined dickrate" or "rekt dick" and i'm flooding dickrate threads with it occasionally

Youre looking at Photoshop Level: Fagit

dats right
though in fact, i'm letting "content aware fill" ruin the dicks. i don't do cosmetics.

Time for an eye appointment, user

Hi dick thread, do you think I should get a frenuloplasty? (cutting the banjo string under the glans.)

I've snapped it twice but once was helped along by a ring wearing handjobber.

If anyone has had their banjo string cut by a doctor chime in w/ before/after experience.

wtf am I looking at?

do it yourself. and post (ofcourse).
It'll hurt a little and bleed a little. But when healed, you'll be better.

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still waiting for fat cock

ruined pussy for a change

can you do this for andy sixx threads? id worship your small peen user

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Some of the most hurriedly putzed together shoops you're bound to ever see.

These WOULD be hilarious if he had skills, but those like the goof who made these give Photoshop a bad name...

i worship your lack of testosterone

Wow. You're cool. I don't really study the dik pics that closely so that's why I missed it. Here's a dik for you as a reward for your skill.

there is another dickrate thread
can u handle them both user?
do you think you can?

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>Some of the most hurriedly putzed together shoops you're bound to ever see.
>These WOULD be hilarious if he had skills, but those like the goof who made these give Photoshop a bad name…
you fucking bloody moron, that's the whole fucking point you bleeding piece of shit if you could only read you disabled fucking mental-wheelchair driver
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why don't you do it yourself, you lazy piece of dogshit?

well fuck off with your low res dick pic

how does it feel to have a micropenis

I mulled doing it myself but it's not a very expensive procedure and the have better tools like cauterizers and local anesthetic vs my sewing needle & ice cubes.

i wouldn't know
do you?