Anyone else get a boner when a little girl sits on your lap?

Anyone else get a boner when a little girl sits on your lap?

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You've come to the wrong place to ask that lmao

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Mods.

no, but I'm 54 and smoked for 35 years I need a half a viagra to get a decent stiffy these days

who the fuck are you?
do you even know where you are?

You're the reason people don't trust men anywhere near children.

t. pedo

This place has changed

:^)

normalfag fuck off right into a speeding car please

The last person to sit on my lap was an ex 8 years ago and she was subtly grinding on me while we watched beauty and the beast during a sleepover with her friends (we were 14 at the time).

My old boss always brought his 5yo daughter to work and left me to play with her
shit was cash

he meanz yes we all do dumbass

oh look. this shit again.

what did her hair smell like?

Yeah. Can you imagine her little pussy sliding down your hard dick as you begin to thrust her up and down on your shaft? Can you imagine the muscles in her legs, and lower abdomen convulse as she starts having her orgasm? Then, can you imagine what it would feel like to start cumming inside of her, knowing that she won't get pregnant, anyway?

That's what I think of

study.com/academy/lesson/how-the-central-nervous-system-controls-erection-ejaculation.html
Congrats, many of you who think you're pedos are really not.

It was a zesty coconut smell, she was sitting on my lap kind of sideways with her arm around my neck so her neck and bobs were right beside my face.

Pedo kill yourself nigger molester

youtube.com/watch?v=RuaqdB8A-BA

Don't click that link.

of course not officer

tf nigga

the fuck is this

nope youre not gonna get me this time Chris Hansen

I am always scared they will fart on my lap so i discourage it by telling them my lap is broken.

Then imagine how your cell mate will enjoy repeating the same scenario with you ass.

Stupid fucking question for Sup Forums hahaha

Men can get a boner when they are completely unconscious. Having a girl regardless of age sitting on your lap or even near you has nothing to do with it.

It's just Literotica. You can't arrest and charge someone for Literotica. Stay mad, normie.

>me 28
>a day at the pool hot as all fuck
>no bathing suit, fuck it just swimming in my underware
>gf's family rock up
>huehue im in my undies
>they're all in teh pool and gf's sister 9 is on my lap
>i bar up deluxe, cock head poking out
>what is it, can I touch it
>okay
>runs her finger round the tip of my cock for about 15 seconds
>everyone getting out and coming in from the pool
>tuck myself up
>don't tell anyone
>break up with the gf about 2 months later

But based on your description, you have acted on it and it is no longer lite erotica for you.

tbh it's not just little girls, it's dogs, cats, pretty much anything, and most of the time it's not even sexually related it's just like a natural response to stimulation. A better question for actual pedos would be have you ever fantasized having sex with a little girl but that would be too obvious for you.

Oh man, 10 years ago we were all pedo's on here. This anti pedo shit was meant to be a joke, but faggots like you took it too far.

Never had a little girl sit on my lap, but it wouldn't surprise me if I became slightly aroused. However, it's not because I'm a pedophile, but rather the fact that I haven't been touched in many years.

Where you sexually abused as a child

haven't been touched! wtf do you live in a dungeon? some people have a frotteurism fettish which is just rubbing against people in public like pic related

Do people actually fuck childrens or it's just a meme?

i've heard so called oldfags say that the pedo shit was all a joke before but then i here so called oldfags say that CP used to be posted all the time. i dont know who tf to believe, but to me it seems more logial that they were actually pedos.

rubbing against people in public? wtf do you life in a train? some people have a staying in at home and watching porn fetish where they rub one out now and then and go back to what they were doing

everythings a meme, in 2018, where have you been!?

Well, I guess I do hug my mother and sister sometimes, but we don't see each other too often. I don't get out much.

oldfag here.
CP was posted all the time back then.
it was like the wild wild west.

omg ur retarded i said it's ridiculous to say you haven't been touched

it's Sup Forums so it's both.

and mods ban faster now.

People get turned on by children. I wouldn't actually fuck anyone under the age of 12 though because I don't wanna mess anyone's head up. And yeah 10 years ago there was CP on here like every day.

they used to have CP Wednesday, iirc.

Sup Forums used to be called "The Asshole of the Internet"
i came here for the YLYL
i stayed for the CP.
i loved the anarchy of it all.
stickam threads:
post links to rooms of 14yr old horny girls and get 100-200 Sup Forumstards into her room so she gets popular and wants to show tits

yeah but it seems people are very anti pedo on here and they some "oldfags" say that pedos ruined the Sup Forums

:) nice

Why, no Mr. FBI agent.
Why would you ask such a disgusting question?

>pedos ruined the Sup Forums
they did. you can't be posting CP out in the open on a public site and not expect the authorities to come down on that shit. When the mods started cracking down on CP they cracked down on a lot of other shit too. Fucking pedos brought it all down

change is the only constant... and Sup Forums is always ruined and was also never that good.

embrace the paradox.

so where did they all go? :)

i feel like ylyl is the gayest part of Sup Forums other than roll threads

sounds legit but by the time they started to crack down on CP, Sup Forums was overrun with /soc/ threads (before there was a dedicated board)
Sup Forums was being flooded by normies back in 2009

Funny, same exact thing happened with 8chän, and the moderation ended up becoming almost identical to Sup Forums.

Pedos are like children: give them an inch and they take a mile.

Why are some people just so messed up in head ...

why does anyone feel like they have the right to own the internet... it's honestly archaic, im tired of free speech supression and internet regulators