I've gone 12 years without masturbating. AMA
Long story short:
>an accident with a RC plane when I was 14 sliced off 3 fingers on my right hand
>they fell to the bottom of a lake so they couldn't be re-attached
>all attempts to use left hand to fap end in failure and eventually give up
>have only fapped a couple times when I was 13 and never was able to do it again
My adult life has been fucking miserable. I couldn't even land a hooker.
autoblow 2.0 you fucking pancake
How many wet dreams do you have per month?
Been at lest 6 years since I had one that I remember.
Easy to fap with left hand.
I had to learn to do so after a car accident where my right hand got useless for a couple of weeks. After that I started to prefer using my left hand for fapping.
I started using my left hand just for something different, and now I always use it
I made like 20 attempts and never got anything of it.
I'm a fucking retard.
Fucking faggot, I've gone 15, I find no interest in masturbation
How the fuck did an RC plane take off your fingers?
Just keep going, or buy a flashlight or something
*fleshlight
Engine started when it shouldn't have. Carbon fiber propeller did the rest.
Should also mention it had floats so It could land on water and was trying to fly it from a dock. Spent all winter that year putting the damn thing together only to get myself maimed on what was supposed to be its maiden flight.
No, no, user was right the first time. They say that if you flash the light on your penis with your left hand, not only does it grow two inches, but you get a one-foot cum shot.
>I couldn't even land a hooker.
Like you couldn't land that plane?
Picture of hand with timestamp
How fucking hard is it to fap with the opposite hand?
You are either circumcised or retarded.
can you teach me how to daddy?
>permanently dismembered by toy plane
You fucking clutz.
hand w/ timestamp?
Don't fuck around with drone propellers m8. They'll cut your ass up.
pic of hand
How can he do that when it's clearly a bullshit story?
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Make a pocket pussy glove for your fucked up hand n post pics n a time stamp or else bad bait
autoblow op
Weak bait. Any male can compensate with either a remaining functional hand or a makeshift device to achieve sexual pleasure. GTFO
Kek
Yeah nice bait bruh.
Fapping with 2 fingers is np.
Also anyone who doesn’t fapp ambidexterously haven’t put in the effort.
>not trying to fuck every hole you could stick your dick into oing through puberty
9-11 that plane into an isis brothel i.e a stable. That would teach the plane n those bastard
Ya this guy has lizard hands and still manages to beat his dick 4 times aday.
For this guy it's one more finger then necessary
how does a fleshlight take off your fingers