>really cute girl who’s 2 yrs older is weirdly nice to me
>“girls are never nice to me wtf”
>think maybe she’s into me
>go up after Force training
>”h-hey GirlName, great job with the rock throw! do you wanna go get some uh snacks from the canteen?
>”yeah sure Ben! thanks!”
>ohgodohgodohgodohgod
>walking across field
>shoe flies at my head
>hits me in the face
>it’s this douchebag from class behind a bush
>“hey Ben that was the easiest nose shot I’ve ever made, the target is huge”
>GirlName says “let it go”
>TOO LATE
>throw that fucking prick 10 feet back
>hear snap
>GirlName screams and runs over to douchebag
>arm is broken and he’s crying
>OH SHIT
Jace Morris
>”Ben I can’t believe you’d do that, that’s terrible, I’m gonna go get Master Luke”
>she opens her mouth to yell and starts running
>spaz with negative level social skills panic mode engage
>I force-grab her by the throat and am holding her in mid air as she thrashes
>snap-to and realize what I’m doing
>fuckfuckfuck
>drop her and run over to where she’s lying on the grass
>”Are you okay??”
>suddenly other kids running over
>”Ben what the fuck did you do this time?”
>“What the hell is wrong with you, man?!”
>Master Luke is racing over all concerned
>meanwhile GirlName is groaning with eyes closed
>“Ben, what is the meaning of this???”
>Luke strides over
>he pissed
>literally everyone staring at me in a huge clearing and I have no clue what to say
>”I was drunk”
>complete lie but my scumbag smuggler dad always used it to get out of trouble with my mom and I thought it would work
>Luke lecturing me about how alcohol is forbidden by the Jedi and so is Force-choking people while other staff members attend to injured and traumatized students
>”What do you have to say for yourself Ben?”
Hunter Turner
>complete meltdown mode, blurt out first thing I think of
“Are you gonna call my mommy?”
>Everybody laughs “LMAO Ben calls his mom ‘mommy,” what a retard
>gotta say something badass to make a save
>”you’re all just mad because my mom is hot”
>wait no that’s way worse
>everybody staring at me with disgust
>Luke tells me to go sit outside his cabin and wait for him before things get even more out of hand
>don’t have to tell me twice
>GTFO of there
>Luke lectures me and assigns me community service as punishment
>GirlName avoids me at all costs
>some rando keeps drawing pictures of my mom in a bikini and leaving them on my bed
>3 years later I kill all of them
>tfw still socially disabled and no qt 3.14 gf to rule the galaxy with
