SECRETS THREAD? SECRETS THREAD

SECRETS THREAD? SECRETS THREAD.

i'm ready to tell you my secret now.....I see dead people

Chances are good you are probably dead yourself..

did you kill them?

I moved far away from my family so I could become a trans camgril.

I'm making progress.

prove it

I was a pimp for 5 college girls and other side stuff..made 2k each week

for how long?

buump

How?

share a pic

Still early in HRT, but I think I'm getting cuter.

good work

Im what you would call a LOGGER

Sage for fake snapchat filter bullshit.

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you dont know me

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You'd be even cuter if you didn't try to act like you're a woman. Your DNA says otherwise. Fucking deal with it.

I usually piss in the sink of single stall bathrooms.
Then I flush the toilet and run some water in the sink to cover my tracks.

Was your name Gator?

...i'm a hanzo main

>Go back home you retard fuck. Also you are ugly as fuck

I've posted this before but I'm blackmailing my younger female cousin into fucking me. It's been about a month and a half. No regrets.

Pic unrelated

Storytiem bitch, these are usually good, I just wanna know how the blackmail went down.

i pee in sinks whenever i can usually, mostly at home/other peoples' homes when applicable. if i cant do that i'll sit down to pee usually, especially if im drunk. then also flush

I once got naked and jizzed on my ESL student during our last lesson. I was 17 and she was 26.

No??? They were highschool friends in 2014 when they graduated..i was a driver for one of them. After that they all wanted a piece of the cake.. thease girls were making at least 5gs each a week. They quit college and became stripers or full time escorts. I got caught and was sent to prison but this is a diffrent story for another day lol

My brother touched me when I was young, he woukd wait until I was asleep and would touch my peen. Sometimes he would grab both his and mine and rub them. I always faked being aslerp because I wasn't sure of what was going on. He is 10 years older than me. Last time he did something like that I was 9.


Years later I found out that he did those things because he was abused by our uncle, which explains why we never went to visit him, walked away if we ran into him, why my brother would look terrified if someone mentioned him and why he punched said uncle when I was around 7, he [the uncle] was passig by the park where I was playing and started ro talk to me, saying I was a pretty boy, my brother came in that moment and just punched him square in the nose and dragged me home.

I have never told my brother that I know what he did and how it made me feel. He was in therapy for a while after he finally accepted what had happened to him. He is married now and has two daughters.


I must confess that sometimes I worry and pray that he is not hurting them in any way.

I'm currently cheating on my wife with her best friend. Been going on for about 6 months and we are pretty much in love. Shit.

i love nicole

Me too

row row row your boat gently down the stream...merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream

>We all do. She is the best

I killed my sisters guinea pig with a screwdriver when i was kid. My parents where arguing real loud so i got mad and took the guinea pig in the bathtub and killed him. It was quick. I never abused him so he didnt see it coming

I enjoy sharing my bff's nudes without her knowing

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>We both go to the same University
>She's a freshman and I'm a senior
>Friend of mine had a video of her at a frat party doing some lines and some shots
>She's from a super Christian family
>I know my Uncle and Aunt would cut her tuition and living expenses off if they saw the video.
>I went to her dorm after getting a copy of the video
>Told her I'd show her parents unless she gave me anal
>She was pissed and panicked but 2 days later she agreed to the terms
>I tell her to come over that weekend
>She showed up pretty upset
>She gets on my lap
>Lubed up dick goes in her ass
>She rode me till I came inside her
>She went to the bathroom and cried
>Told her I expected sex weekly if she wanted me to stay quiet
>She seems to have gotten use to it
>Now she just stops by on the day I tell her, she does what I ask and leaves.
>I can tell she doesn't like it but she knows the alternative.

bumpp

How do you get them?

show bobs and vagena

Anyone have a good vola file thing?

She doesn't have or want a boyfriend, but still wants validation so she gets it from me. bff with benefits?

fbi.gov

Left the door open... sloppy

>best friend growing up lives behind our house
>has a younger brother who is annoying as shit always up in our shit
>i'm the retarded one who's not going to college
>taking a gap year
>last summer best friend stays in the state his college is in instead of coming home
>his parents stick their head over the fence and ask if I can look after their brother and they'l pay me
>send him over
>he comes over, sit him down in the den with vidya
>don't come upstairs until I come back down I'm having a shower
>have a shower, really I'm gonna stroke out a mean 5 day load I'd nofapped
>crack the oil get rockin
>door opens
>ffs.. dude get out what did I tell you
>hes just staring at my junk as I stroke
>comes in and shuts the door still staring at my oiled junk says "can I try it?"
>ok but you cant tell anyone
>hand him the oil pull over a seat
>"no... stroking... it?" and puts his hand out
>meh.. k
>to cut a short story short I lasted about 4 minutes before I made it rain all over myself and even a jet flew up and landed on the top of his head in his hair
>he laughs
>you cant tell anyone okay?
>i won't
>fast forward to now and he's blowing me twice a week every other week whenever he can
>bought a beginner butt plug set and he's on the third of 5 sizes
>when he gets to the 5th then I'm going to blaze his ass with my cock
>wondering what the hell I'm doing with my life hoping we don't get caught
>ffs

I thought they’re closed lol

Nice, and double nice

She's an idiot for not knowing that filing that with the police would solve her little problem.

Started creepshotting all throughout highschool, even got into hidden cameras in my own home for a bit, almost got caught a couple times, got caught once, it never had any serious ramifications for me because i dont act like an autist, stopped the hidden camera shit after a while because it was too stressful, stopped the creepshotting shit for the same reason, i just beat it to what i have and live life normally

More. Pics?

looking good user

I frequent Sup Forums and [spoiler]enjoy videogames[/spoiler]

Nah I've got enough dirt on her older brother to keep her in check.

When I was 14-15yo I'd go to the water park in the wave pool and come up underwater and grab girls' crotches as the wave came over and then swim away quickly so they couldn't see me. Never was once caught. Grabbed a lot of pussy.

If true i commend you trump-user

Want to have even more fun with her? And get yourself out of any future issues?

Next time she comes by, just sit here down and sternly tell her,
>Look I've developed feelings for you. Romantic feelings, it wasn't my intent. I was just having fun. But you have your life and I don't want complicate it. On (The day you tell her to come), come but we don't have to do anything.

Ich finde meine Schwiegermutter sexy und würde sie gerne ficken. Nächster Schritt... In ein Höschen von ihr wixen.

kill yourself you fucking faggot, why are you being a trap, be productive in life, or just go kys

Hate trump but totally jealous of his pussy grabbing. I'm sure it gets him laid.

>be me
>21 yr old degenerate
>missing front tooth from recent fist fight
>leave home state to run from Probation
>get a job painting houses in new city
>meet qt jail bait
>start fucking on the reg
>start selling weed and cans
>qt jb gf has lots of qt jb friends
>invite her friends to meet supplier on weeknd
>having a lot of fun
>weed man wants to fuck qt jb girls
>they are clinging to me
>end up pimping girls
>couple weeks later
>long day at work
>wanna fuck qt jb gf
>walk in to catch my father fucking qt jb gf...
>she is loving it...
>mfw she sees me and screams rape

Then she'd stop fucking me.

Leave Nazifag

You obviously pull this when you start to get bored with her. But if you do that, it stands to be a high chance she'll come back and fuck. Women are creatures of habit. She'll also subconsciously be concerned that you might leak the info if she doesn't keep fucking you. It's wonderfully easy to manipulate a females logic.

Also, she might be getting off on it, force a feeling out of her she might admit it, if she admits it, you can bend her even more to your will. Once she becomes an active participant she can't cry rape, because she'll only blame herself.

You said jb. How old does that make them?

I'll try that after this week. I do feel semi guilty. I'd like to hit every hole one last time just in case she stops coming by.

Not too worried about her blowing the whistle on me. Her older brother did some shit that she and I know about but no one else. If she blew the whistle I'd just narc and her bro would go away for many years.

no pics
wouldn't be legal
you've given me an idea though thanks user

Occasionally I will strip car parts off of cars. Never been caught.

I believe the women's march has about the same purpose as a gay pride in terms of helping women, which is zero.

>met this smoking hot gypsy chick on Tinder
>lives between my job and my home
>always chatting me up about love and shit
>she thinks I'm... Funny
>she thinks I'm... Cute
>she thinks... Oh god... She wants the D...
>on my way home from work
>it's a 4 hour ride home
>talk to gypsy qt when I get close to town
>she says to meet her at restaurant
>go to restaurant
>fucking wait there forever
>qt bar tender flirts with me while I wait
>gypsy qt says her friend needs her
>can't meet me
>fml...
>instantly want to drink and party
>ask qt bartender what the town has to offer
>she tells me her favorite spots and I go
>patio bar in town... Nice place
>get fucked up
>qt bartender shows up
>pretty drunk at this point...
>tell qt bartender I wanna blow a bubble up her ass and make her burp
>she is more than amused
>she brings me to her car for a time
>sucks my cock while I puff weed in parking lot
>get a hotel room...
>Kermit the frog time
>fist qt bartender till screaming
>next morning text from gypsy
>mfw I am such a nice guy for understanding

I went to the march, lots of hot women DTF

what kind of stuff?

goals

Nice try FBI guy... You'll just have to keep wondering what it's like to pop the seal on some stupid, teeny bopper, white pussy.

I've had sex with two men and I came to the realization that I am definitely going to remain straight.

Why deal with it when you could be happy instead?

I showered with a 9yo girl earlier today

I set my ex wife up, and torpedoed her career in the process by getting her arrested for something she didn't do.

I will never regret it.

I lost my virginity to a gay classmate (I'm a guy) and I definitely decided I'm not gay after that experience. His cock in my ass actually felt good, but I'm not attracted to the male body at all.

A chick from my hometown wants to fuck next week.

>She has a bf
>I have a gf
>What do?

Tell me more.

That's not how that works guy. You're a fucking fag. You had 2 guys blow hot semen up your poop shoot. You're queer until you die at this point. In any case, I still wouldn't trust you to sleep in the same room with children.

Clothes on.

Break up with your gf and put a bullet through your skull for even asking the question you absolute sack of shit

You're only gay if you're a dude who gets hard thinking about cock.

Howdy fuckin dooty, user your prayers will be answered in the form of traps

I bought bitcoin

Fuck her you idiot. What kind of beta fag are you?

nah, fully nude

Penis is pretty meh.

kek m8

Why are you showering with clothes on?

You're a dude that got fucked by other dudes. You're gay.
Unless you're a chick that got fucked by 2 dudes.
Then, you're a fucking gutter whore.

protip: it's not gay if afterward you beat them up and tell them they are going to burn in hell for being a faggot

Did you want to fool around with her?

>I'm in a long term relationship which has completely fizzled
>Over past couple years fell in love with married girl
>She fell in love with me
>Find out her relationship is just as bad
>She won't leave it due to how close family is
>I ended my relationship knowing she wouldn't end hers, but I was unhappy in it anyways

Just felt like the right thing to do. I didn't want to cheat, breaking it all off was needed for a long time. Still wish married girl would be mine but fuck it, maybe I dodged a bullet.

Don't judge me on how I shower with MY 9 yr olz... I do what I wunt

It's been 25 years, I haven't found myself seeking out more cock since. I'm okay with it if I were gay, but I'm not.

I have a really hard time seeing women as attractive. My mother was willing to leave my dad as soon as our family's financial situation went south.

My younger sister married an older doctor who was well-established, and now gets alimony and various paychecks while she blows it on stupid shit.

My older sister remains almost entirely devoted to her career as a nurse and blames men for almost all her failures, attends women's marches, thinks all men are the devil, etc.

My ex was a sociopath who would lie to fulfill whatever needs she had, and took advantage of everyone - sued an 18 year-old bakery worker after she was side-swiped at 15mph claiming physical and psychological damage, on top of having her shitty 2009 Kia totaled out. Took home 40k in settlements afterward.

Just got a new job and the girl I'm training with married young and divorced the dude after he got into a car accident and had a traumatic brain injury; he was the primary breadwinner and had a lot of take-home cash. She still gets money every month even though she's now earning just as much as I am, which is plenty enough to pay for a mortgage, car payment, insurance, bills, etc.

Fuck, man

i didnt
^ these are different anons