Walk into bathroom, see this. What do you do?

Walk into bathroom, see this. What do you do?

Stomp on it

>dump bottle of cheap whiskey
>ignite with fire
>walk away

suck and fuck it

turn 360 degrees and walk away

suck it, fuck it, then finally ride it

Came in to say this.

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Get laid

Turn 360 kick in the fucking nuts

You mean 180

but that will leave you in the right direction you are trying to leave!

haaaaaaaaaaa newfag!!!!!!!!

Crush it and tell the police he assaulted me.

such a small dick?

just ignore it

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Depends on how horny I am.

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gay

go in next stall
do same

Kick him right in the ass.

Drop this on the degenerate's cock n' balls.

N E W
E
W

Holy mother of kek my sides

Throw the bathroom trashcan at him.

Using my best George Takei impression I say "Oh my, what do we have here?" I slowly walk over and stand over it for a second. Then I open palm slap that dick as hard as I can.

That carbon composite?

Go into the next stall and do the same

You just carry one of those with you to a public restroom all the time?

cut his balls open then run

yeah, don't you?

Kick him in the balls wirh my composit toe boots

put it in my mouth like when i went to the gloryhole

i just realized how big his fucking legs are

Comedy gold.

just being honest, why cause pain when you can cause pleasure :3

This was a meme years before they even were even a thing

>sexily say you dirty boy
>spit on it for good measure
>ask him if he is into just a little rough
>if yes, proceed to kick him in the dick
>if no, kick him in the dick even harder
both options end in you posting the video

More like how small his peepee is

Connect a straw to his dickhole and a shampoo bottle

>360
Wrong way, dumbass

Neva lackin

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I know, I was going thru an old folder

KILL IT WITH FIRE! Or alternately; BLAST IT WITH PISS!

my sides