Is there anyone in or around Burbank...

Is there anyone in or around Burbank, California who would be willing to meet up and buy me a cucumber tomorrow morning before 10AM? I am not joking and am completely serious. I lost my bank card, have no cash, and a very important personal relationship hinges on this cucumber and what I promised I would do with one.

I would be forever grateful, and a friend to you, always. I AM being serious.

I'm interested. details?

Curious, as well. In LA.

Give full details and temporary contact info or no one can help you.

I must be apart of this thread.

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Yes if I get to stick up your ass. Then maybe blow you in front of your gf (yes...I'm the faggot). Then you come to my mom's and give her dog a bath.

Watch OP eat the cucumber

If you were rick you would turn yourself into a cucumber

Pickled cucumber*

OP, DEETS! wtf is so important about the cucumber

I know how to use condom stupid. Good night. Yes I can't sleep.

Solenya...

no its not coffee.

I live in chino and am wondering if I can just hang with you guys when op dips for their sex shenanigans

I'm strangely intrigued by this thread

Solenya

glendale here, i can possibly help

yee

This has potential

Burning for interest

Armenian?

Continental or Lebanese cucumber?

I need to know more

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