Waifu thread

Waifu thread.

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Jk someone beat me to it. Birb hath been claimed. Hi user how is life.

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Gotta be quicker than that, Others are usually on top of it. Anyways the sleepies are kicking in so good night

Before I go, do you have a discord?

still here

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Yay and active thread! Anyways I am looking for more Kotori material even though I gotta go into work at noon

ye, rainydevil#3369

Very good

Ight good night thread

Night, have fun waking up at 3

Welp I still gotta go into work so I need a little bit of sleep. Goodnight thread I will be up early waiting on you again

The thread is about to be as dead as Ted bundy's sex life. Goodnight though!

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Claimed.

Learn French, French won't be learnt by itself!

*pets*

May I cum in?

*retracts hand* no

Please, let me relieve myself.

No.

Please... just lick your body.

No. Weird.

may I lick yours?

>Glitch City best Bartender claimed

Mornin'.

Pic related

Me on the left

fucking insomnia.

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Fug

Everyone is dead

Test

wow you guys are dead

just post without image

no

yes
Who are you?

huh, site's broken apparently

Is Sup Forums down.
I can't see any new threads being created

file uploads are broken
but you need to post a file to make a new thread
so just post with text now

posting images is broken
>Kanbaru

Im me

Imposter!

Hello it is I i.imgur.com/RxrBblw.jpg

I thought I fucked something up in my post.
Switched to proxy. Failed.
Edited text. Failed.
Changed Image. Failed,
Glad to know I wasn't being fucking stupid.

I was wondering why the thread didn't die after 45 min. of inactivity. I wonder what happened

local fag coming through

Claiming the best waifu.

Hey DM

please do not call me that name

Hey whore.

hey slut

What's up?

this dick amirite fellas
I'm slowly waking up, gotta go work at 11

:\ behave you. I'm awake entirely too early.

Irina claimed

Did you actually sleep?

I have arrived

yes mast-
go back to sleep you insomniac

I, too, have came

I see you want to out-tease me, but I won't let that happen.

hi

I need to sleep

Sure. Not as much as i should though. Far less.
Careful, i've had that title more than once :^)
I think we may need to discuss what an "insomniac" is and how silly it is to tell them to go to sleep.

go sleep
Hello
Are you the one with the weird cup?

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Try to nap later or something.

your loss

I'm gonna need a few details and a full length story on this
I'm stupid, not retarded. Just close your eyes, don't breathe until your body makes you fall unconscious
ezpz

No, I win!
I am immune to all kinds of lewd acts

old people sure are strong nowadays
did exposure to them grant you immunity?

I will. Probably. Hopefully. Maybe.
I'm not one to spank and tell. :^)
I... Are you sure?

aye

>the first day i go on a waifu thread

I have my doubts.

It is because I am a monk. I get teased while I meditate and I do not move an inch.
Also, that trap is really annoying, because every time I enter trap into gelbooru, 90% of the images are him.
So I always have to add -rider* -asto* to the tag list in order to get something new.
What's up with the cup

give me the deets old man
worked for me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Teach me your ways, bald man
the amount of images being drawn of him are slowing down at least.

No no, don't be silly. Wouldn't want to break master-toy confidentiality.
I meant are you sure you're not retarded. :^)

I am not bald. And at least it's only about 50% of images now.
But I can teach you the way. The first step is to ignore the lewd.

Is the partner male? That's the most important detail I need to know
pretty sure I am, yes

don't exaggerate my dude
show me da wey. If I just have to ignore the lewd, then I also don't have to delete my lewd folder?

Claimed.
Goodmorning.

Not exaggerated. Once you can ignore you lewd, you are done.
You don't need to delete your folder either then.
By the way, grab this if you use gelbooru userstyles.org/styles/141949/adfree-gelbooru-w-dark-theme
Morning

fuck

C O N F I D E N T I A L
Like i said, no spanking and telling.

Ignoring lewds is pretty easy, yes.

Good morning, thread.

thanks for your teaching, master. I feel like a new man, a pure man.
I didn't use gel for ads, thanks
ok

C U R I O S I T Y
I'll just assume it's some poor lad in thread

>licks face
No problem but you have to keep on the teaching.
When I die, it is your responsiblity to keep on the tradition.

Assume what you want. I will object to the "poor" bit. They were pretty happy as far as i could tell. :^)

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you will not die as long as I breathe

nice, got a detail out of it

My time is soon over, young monk. I do not know how you could possibly save me.
The Lewd God is calling for me.

praise the Lewd God for me, I will make this temple in his honor

Best girl in itt.

Finally on my days off. 2 days of freedom

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Wrong.

Did you read the manga?

Do it.
But do not build statues of that trap, he already has enough statues.
Recruit at least one male and one female, then make them perform the sacred ritual of reproduction, so that the temple line may go on in the future generations.

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Praise lewd

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time to fuck off, see you all in a few hours

Bye

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