Have they ever been laid? Do they masturbate? Do they take turns wiping the butt, or does one of them do it every time...

Have they ever been laid? Do they masturbate? Do they take turns wiping the butt, or does one of them do it every time? What happens if one of the heads dies?

And other questions:

I fart and burp all the time. I seem to have gas constantly and I release it in some form approximately every 5 minutes. Apparently I do it in my sleep too.

If I'm on my own, surrounded by family or friends, I fart loudly without any attempt to conceal it. If I'm in public I still fart and burp but quieter. Even in work and in meetings I fart but I just do it quieter. They almost never smell, and even if they do its pretty mild and passes quickly.

There are only very rare circumstances in which I'll hold it in, the conditions have to meet all of the following criteria:

> I have eaten spicy food or drank lots of beer the night before
> I have farted a few times already and they fucking stink
>I'm in a social environment with people I'm not totally comfortable with

Not gonna lie, I’d hit it

Id pay to fuck it

I am sure they have got dick. I would (try to) do them, just for the heck of it.

But a real romance with a decent male? Problem is, they must fall in love to the same guy.

Or it's getting even more weird than it already is.

Well, we know they've got this far

Dude, it's an ettin!!?

I wish this was real.

How does that equate to notches on the 'ol belt ? 1 or 2?

If I won the lottery I would arrange to have them fuck on camera and post it to Sup Forums

well, the photo may be a shop, but it's very likely that things like this have happened.

So is one upright and the other a slut?

Shhhh, let me live in a world where it is.

I have so many questions about them. If a guy has sex with them and one says it's consensual but the other say it's not, what happens?

What if they got married? How would they decide which one legally married the guy? And would there be any legal relationship between the guy and the other one?

What would happen if they had a kid? Which one would be considered the kid's mother?

They've done interviews on the subject.

Their taste in guys is different.

When one is being intimate, the other listens to music or reads a book or something to try to give some privacy.

If i tell my wife im gonna be late because of a double-header, am i lying ?

she reads a book while she gets fucked? lmao no fucking way. Don't they share a vagina?

>something to try to give some privacy
cannot be harder than in prison

One vagina, yep.
Presumably it's a polite fiction.

>share a vagina?

I tried. I got their contact info and offered them $25,000 for a night. Got rejected.

I imagine they masturbate a lot often pleasing each other in the process. If you watch some videos with them you will notice that they are always touching the other twin's leg or holding hands. I bet when they discovered masturbation that one gets the horny one off.

They share a vagina but they have separate urges, so one girl can get horny and then the other can take care of it.

yea i'm fairly certain getting horny involves signals from your genitals so if one is horny the other is too.

Its you brain. One girl could think sexy thoughts and the pussy gets wet.

If they fuck each other are they literally fucking themselves?

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You don't know that the clit is wired to both brains. Maybe only one can orgasm.

Breddy good shoop.

BUT WHAT IF ONE OF THE HEADS DIES?

BUT WHAT IF ONE OF THE HEADS DIES?

Who controls the limbs? Do they have two stomachs? If not, does that mean only one of them has to eat?

who decides who walks and moves hands etc?

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its wired to both. They have their own urges. I remember watching a documentary about them when they were little kids and it stated that their genetalia is shared. Like sometimes one will have to pee but not the other, or one will have to take a shit. I imagine that even if only one can get off that the other does the work then and that when they masturbate they frequently kiss and grab each other's breast.

This is both disturbing/sad and arousing. Can't tell what feeling im more frightened of

If they have a common spinal cord below the navel, then I'm pretty sure they both get off when one does.

Jesus Christ their lives must be misery and torture 24/7.

I bet they've learned to have fun with it.

Each twin uses a hand and leg. They sort of compromise on what they want to do.

They could make $5 million making a porn. Strap them to a sybian to force orgasm.

It depends. They have one vag, so it only counts as one. Unless, they both give you head, then you can count it as 2.

There are more than one photo of the same area. I sadly don't have them

They have two stomachs but only one blood stream. So one of them can eat for the two of them but they prefer to just share food and take bites off the same plate. They are really small women, one of them is 5'0" and the other is 4'11" so they don't need some huge shitload of food.

One head is one inch lower. “Height”.

very cool story bro

Jesus that's fucked up. I mean, being stuck to someone for the entirety of your life just sounds so shitty

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They’re probably “lesbians”. Just finger their shared cunt and clit, toys, etc.

>What happens if one of the heads dies?
The other one dies too. Shared circulatory system; there’s no way around it.

They will likely die at the same time. But consider that they have two hearts they will likely be pretty robust in aging as the biggest killer of bitches is heart disease.

I'm aroused

Can one claim to be a virgin and the other not?

Here is one of them getting some swings in before a doubleheader.

>If a guy has sex with them and one says it's consensual but the other say it's not, what happens?

This just wouldn’t happen. They couldn’t have survived without being considerate of each other in ways no-one else can really understand. One would never have sex if the other wasn’t at least okay with it.

>What if they got married? How would they decide which one legally married the guy?
They supposedly have different tastes in guys. So presumably only one would WANT to get married to any one guy.

>And would there be any legal relationship between the guy and the other one?
Probably not. The closest precedent is their driver’s licenses. They have two separate ones and are therefore considered two separate individuals.

>What would happen if they had a kid? Which one would be considered the kid's mother?
This is more complicated, as they have only one uterus.

But presumably their unique physiology would make pregnancy too risky, so they probably won’t have kids.

what

To you and me, but it’s all they know, so they’re probably okay with it.

Would that count as masturbation or incest?

Sure, since virginity is a meaningless social construct and everyone can define it however they want.

I want to know who controls the body? How do they walk?

honestly and literally I wouldn't mind trying to breed with them and see what happens. I mean think about it just psychologically they have to coexist with each other. most married couple can't really do that. I mean I really would like to see the outcome of it

They likely have no desire to get married since they already have each other as soul mates. Any dude that wants to fuck one likely wants to fuck the team. Especially when he starts grabbing up on those tittys and ass.

They each control one arm and one leg

one controls the left while the other controls the right

they are teachers btw

>they are teachers btw
Beat me to it. Seems they're really good at teaching, too. They teach a first grade class or something.

>they already have each other as soul mates
From everything we know about them, that just isn’t the case. Sure they have a strong bond. But it’s one of twins.

>Any dude that wants to fuck one likely wants to fuck the team.
If I liked only one but not the other (which is not that unlikely given their different personalities), I can easily see wanting to get blown by only one of them.

Since they have only 1 pussy and 1 asshole, everything else is a moot point.

>Especially when he starts grabbing up on those tittys and ass.
Most likely, he’d only be allowed to grab the tit and cheek on the side of the girl he’s dating.

That’s just how they work.

In other words: each one can decide who fucks HER mouth and fondles/licks/kisses HER ass cheek and tit, but they’d have to agree to let someone fuck THEIR pussy and asshole.

Except it's not, and they can't.
Virginity relates specifically to vaginal intercourse. It's been bastardised to include (anal) virginity, and also is used in wider context to signify inexperience or posting on Sup Forums, but it does specifically and originally refer to vaginal penile penetration. Also, not a social construct, but a scientific condition.

They've got to have nude selfies out there

pics, links, other info?

also: do they make the same money as a single first-grade teacher? twice that?

Do they both identify as the same gender? I hope they have different genders and fight over it all the time

As far as I'm aware they're from a sensible family who raised them well and have no mental issues, so no.

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Dubs takes on a whole new meaning

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Kek.

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They are fighter pilots

lmao

Can they run for president when they're old enough? Maybe run against each other?

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well considering your trips, I would have to agree

I thought they won't talk about that subject? Are you serious or kidding.

I can't over the biology.

Two stomachs but one digestive track, that means two stomachs drop food into one small intestine.

Two Hearst, that's like 8 valves pumping and regulating pressure.

4 lungs, so you know those hearts are working hard.

They share a nervous system, that's has to be some sort of different reality we just can't fathom.

It must be a fucking nightmare being their primary care physician.

Hopefully there are specialists who work on these types of bodies.

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youre autism lol

Lol, one loves the BBC, the other only wants white guys

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fuck off

I would have figured they're still virgins.

What the hell, I'd be down to get with them. Still beats the hell out of being with one of these fat chicks.

If they need to take a shit or pee, who controls the sphincters?

What if one become depressed, or has anxiety.

What if one has to work to make sure the other one doesn't commit suicide.

>What happens if one of the heads dies?
that's not a fucking hydra you autist. a head doesn't live or die on it's own.

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As in nature, there probably is a dominant one and submissive. “I want to do this.” “No, I don’t.”
“What bitch?!” They can’t compromise on everything.

If they got pregnant to conjoined black males would the baby have four heads? Could we create a real gigga nigga?

Why are they not dominating in professional Tennis right now?

Yea but what if you shoot in one head? Would both die or what would happen?

What if one of them votes for Trump and the other one for Hillary ? Will there be a constant fight for the duration of the 4 years of the presidents term of office.

There probably is very intricate surgery if, say one got a massive head injury. Mostly vascular, bronchial.

Nerves.

Got me fucking creased here with that hahahahahaha