Blocks you're path. What do?

Blocks you're path. What do?

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Shake his hand

shoot him first, this time

Ask him if that's a combat hat or just a regular hat

break-dance to his orders.

as I am crawling on the ground, I reach for my gun in my back holster

turn 360 and walk away

Shoot his ass twice then say he "reached for his waistband"

Say excuse me and tell him to be safe out there.

I'm not path, and what do blocks have to do with all of this?

comply with orders so simple a toddler could understand

live to see another day

See if he is interested in playing a game of simon says

walk around him.

wrong person, he blocks your path, not he blocks himself

My name is not Blocks, and I'm not a path.

Get on all fours and crawl pass him to safety

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Haha that's the guy form the irl thread from yesterday

Ha ha! You call that a cop? He was totally unable to block me! What is his schtoyle?

360 ? so u spin on the spot and walk into him. Strange

>plead him not to shoot me
>get shot any ways.

Whip out my gun and say

>You better drop them draws real slow now coyboy, and I'll make it worth your while princess

Then pray that he's a trap

fuck with him so he shoots me

Newfag
Who The fuck îs this?

learn english you fucking illiterate

Start fucking with my waistband

Tell him that if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep

Avoid reaching my hands behind my back, especially after 2 stern warnings. Definitely wouldn't reach my dominant hand back to my wasteline/hip like he did when he got shot.

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I tell the rook to get me some coffee and tap off my crime scene.

Get shot

Punch his weak jaw .

he has no authority now, so tell him to fuck off.

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Wing my dog at him to distract him, bolt as soon as I hear the pupper death yelps. Cops have an uncanny need to shoot dogs, so I should get away safely while he writes the incident up as self defense. Then steal the neighbor's dog to replace mine.

Git gud scrubs

This, really.
Also avoid waving a fake gun around near a hotel window, and forgo the situation entirely.
Nothing of value was lost.

Point out Im an actual criminal and watch him run away.

plant a lot of drugs in his car. Call the police.

You must have of forgotten that you are black, and are therefore incapable of complying with lawful orders without reaching at least one hand into your pants.

Can someone photoshop him into a woman?

ya this. lots of makeup.

>tell him to be safe out there.
then he shoots you because that is a passive aggressive threat

call him an amerimutt and tell him the second amendment is garbage and look what happens

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Walk past. he wasn't the one giving the orders, he is just a pussy beta

He would think you were trying to flank him and he'd shoot you.

Drop kick him in the face.

spray his face with a water gun.

grab my waist after being told not to

Fag

Brailsford was fired so he isn't an officer anymore. You could probably slap him right in his soyim face. He doesn't have the protection of the state now and probably wouldn't attempt to shoot you.

Pull the pin on my grenade

He must get lots of death threats so he probably has a concealed carry permit.

Start crying on the ground while he's telling me to crawl towards him with my hands in the air in from of me while having my legs apart and have my head on the ground and touching my nose with my left index finger while doing the worm dance while not moving.
If I do not follow these simple steps, I deserve to die, obviously.

Pulls out Yugioh deck

>Let's D-D-D-D-Duel!

>logged

Not denying he does. Most of the reason police shoot people is because they are protected as police. Without that protection would he be so quick to do so?

That faggot cop bitch is lucky he didn't pull his gun on me or he'd be the dead one.

Muh american law enforcement
Hahahahaha

Hes probably looking at tranny porn on Sup Forums in incognito mode.

They would probably go from baton to tazer to pepper spray then as a last resort gun.

the way it should be.

>machette
>no deadly force used
american cops should get trained by british cops.
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say, boo... as he scares easily.

kek

Trips don't lie.

i bet hes still lone kek

best newfags bait ever

he kill a white dude no? what a fag

I see he has a taser there.

>blocks my path
>standing in front of a wall

> Blocks, you're path. What do?

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